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  • Gurl in Glass
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 51
    #1

    Praise Jesus! Osamba left in the dark!

    Praise Jesus! God is showing that buck negra, Barack Hussein Obama he doesn't approve of him! He needs to thank God for showing some restraint and not blowing away the entire state of Hawaii to get rid of him!

    Hawaii island of Oahu loses power during storm


    HONOLULU – The island of Oahu lost power Friday evening in the midst of heavy rain and lightning, leaving some 800,000 residents and thousands of tourists in the dark, as well as the neighborhood where President-elect Barack HUSSEIN Obama was vacationing.


    Residents were being advised by the power company and civil authorities to get to their homes and conserve water. Several radio stations were broadcasting emergency information.


    Gov. Linda Lingle said that Hawaiian Electric Co. was taking an emergency generator to the compound on the east side of the island where Obama has been staying. Lingle said she had asked the utility to notify her when it had been delivered.


    Honolulu Mayor Mufi Hannemann told KSSK radio that Obama is in one of the "most secure places, so he'll be OK."


    Honolulu International Airport was running on an emergency generator, but Lingle said most outgoing mainland flights were being being postponed until daylight hours as airport officials struggle to process incoming flights. Some were diverted to other Hawaiian islands, which have separate power grids.
    If we're lucky, this may convince Osamba to turn his life over to Jesus and become an ex-negro!
    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Praise Jesus! Osamba left in the dark!

      I imagine that boy has already smashed a window at the nearest TV store and looted the place. It's in their blood you know.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22872
          #3
          Re: Praise Jesus! Osamba left in the dark!

          Now I’m no conspiracy theorist, but if you consider that Obama’s birth certificate purports to be issued on Hawaii and that all the records will be there to show it might be a forgery, what would it take for his hired goons to take those records without being caught? A power black-out…
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373
              #4
              Re: Praise Jesus! Osamba left in the dark!

              This is a little "too perfect" for me. His whole kind revels in this sort of power outage, where they blend in with all the other "evils of the night". I hope that our good Pastors that service that island check their hummers to make sure that they still have their rims in place and that their daughters are still virgins. The last thing we need around here is more little darkies running around, smelling up the joint. Especially in Hawaii, where Godly Christians go to escape from the darkies that infest the heartland of America.
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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