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  • Ammiel Habakuk
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 79

    #1

    How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

    Dear Landoverians, I just wanted to use these last days of the glorious presidency of God-Appointed President George W. Bush, to remember how he so wisely guided this country during these magnificent 8 years. Think of it as a reminder of the good that was, before we have to endure having a Mooslimb Communist Elitist Nazi Nigra President:

    "For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times."
    Tokyo, 18 February, 2002

    "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."
    Washington DC, 27 October, 2003

    "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
    Washington DC, 5 August, 2004

    "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
    CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006

    "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
    Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 6 September, 2004

    "That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three - three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?"
    Speaking to reporter Kai Diekmann, Washington DC, 5 May, 2006

    "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
    Washington DC, 12 May, 2008

    I find these ones especially insightful and inspirational:

    "First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."
    Washington DC, 19 May, 2003

    "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
    Tucson, Arizona, 28 November, 2005

    Spoken like a True Christian™!!!

    Still, I wanted to discuss the following phrase with the Pastors, because even though it was said by our magnificent leader, I sadly beg to differ:

    "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
    Saginaw, Michigan, 29 September, 2000

    I really don't think that could ever happen; I mean, have you looked at the filthy, slimy things? They're pretty unholy, IMHO.

    For the rest of the quotes, you can visit this site. (WARNING: Link to godless Brit website).
    Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22880

    #2
    Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

    It is more than likely that the above “quotations” are no more than examples of judicious editing, cutting, pasting, and impersonators all inspired by the demoncrats.

    It comes as no surprise that the origin is a limey website – the Brits are Godless abominations. (In fact, I’m surprised they are not mentioned in the Bible as such!).
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Ammiel Habakuk
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2008
      • 79

      #3
      Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      It is more than likely that the above “quotations” are no more than examples of judicious editing, cutting, pasting, and impersonators all inspired by the demoncrats.

      It comes as no surprise that the origin is a limey website – the Brits are Godless abominations. (In fact, I’m surprised they are not mentioned in the Bible as such!).
      You don't find these quotes inspirational, Brother Bathfire? I am surprised! I find them truly akin to the spirit of the followers of the True Word(tm) everywhere. And the Bible does mention the Brits as abominations, why He even mentions the Queen:

      Deut 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

      He makes a specific case for the Welsh, even:

      Lev 18:13 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

      So join me in prayer, Brother, for we will surely miss the good President Bush, during these trying times of mister B. HUSSEIN O. (and, the way I like to think about it, Armageddon and pre-Rapture times).
      Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

        Mr. Habbakuk, it warms my heart to see someone speaking favorably about President Bush. What with all the recent news of him rejecting Jesus, I've found it difficult to find good things to say about him.

        Thank you for reminding us of the good times.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22880

          #5
          Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

          Originally posted by Ammiel Habakuk View Post
          You don't find these quotes inspirational, Brother Bathfire? I am surprised! I find them truly akin to the spirit of the followers of the True Word™ everywhere.
          Some are taken out of context, others are mere travesties to encourage popular derision.
          And the Bible does mention the Brits as abominations, why He even mentions the Queen:

          Deut 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
          Ah, good find Mr Habakuk - but the Bible mentions several Queens, most were trouble.

          He makes a specific case for the Welsh, even:
          The Welsh, I hear are always a special case, they think they can sing like Tom Jones and act like Anthony Hopkins, when it is the reverse.

          So join me in prayer, Brother, for we will surely miss the good President Bush,
          We will not see his like again...
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Pastor Rune Enoe
            Apostle of the North
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 11680

            #6
            Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

            Originally posted by Ammiel Habakuk View Post
            You don't find these quotes inspirational, Brother Bathfire?
            I myself am far from amused. Even the most cursory examination reveals that these quotes are either downright forged or grotesquely taken out of context.

            Nobody likes an old joke as much as I do (just ask my wife), but here at Landover we're dedicated to spreading the Gospel with authentic quotes from God's word (KJV1611) and authentic quotes from the leftist mainstream media.

            In the future you may want to post jokes in the aptly named "Clean Christian Jokes" thread.
            A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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            • Ammiel Habakuk
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2008
              • 79

              #7
              Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

              Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
              I myself am far from amused. Even the most cursory examination reveals that these quotes are either downright forged or grotesquely taken out of context.

              Nobody likes an old joke as much as I do (just ask my wife), but here at Landover we're dedicated to spreading the Gospel with authentic quotes from God's word (KJV1611) and authentic quotes from the leftist mainstream media.

              In the future you may want to post jokes in the aptly named "Clean Christian Jokes" thread.
              I'm appalled, Brother, these quotes come from a leftist mainstream media source, the godless BBC.
              Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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              • Pastor Rune Enoe
                Apostle of the North
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 11680

                #8
                Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

                Originally posted by Ammiel Habakuk View Post
                I'm appalled, Brother, these quotes come from a leftist mainstream media source, the godless BBC.
                That would explain it. The BBC (the Bush Bashing Corporation) is the vilest nest of camel-sucking, multi-culti, pinko-fascist, moonbatty, halal-hippies outside Obama's immediate family.

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                A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

                  Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
                  That would explain it. The BBC (the Bush Bashing Corporation) is the vilest nest of camel-sucking, multi-culti, pinko-fascist, moonbatty, halal-hippies outside Obama's immediate family.

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                  If the content that the BBC supplies to PBS (Propaganda from the Blue States) is any indication, then that's certainly true.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Ammiel Habakuk
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 79

                    #10
                    Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

                    I sincerely apologize from posting something so horrific; I had no idea! Please pray for me, Brothers, y judgement has been tainted by this cheap propaganda...
                    Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22880

                      #11
                      Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

                      Originally posted by Ammiel Habakuk View Post
                      I sincerely apologize from posting something so horrific; I had no idea! Please pray for me, Brothers, y judgement has been tainted by this cheap propaganda...
                      No worries Mr Habakuk; these things are of the Devil and intelligently designed to deceive all but the True Christian(tm). I feel sure you're not far from a complete understanding.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Pastor Rune Enoe
                        Apostle of the North
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11680

                        #12
                        Re: How the Holy Spirit spoke through George W Bush

                        Originally posted by Ammiel Habakuk View Post
                        I sincerely apologize from posting something so horrific; I had no idea! Please pray for me, Brothers, y judgement has been tainted by this cheap propaganda...
                        It's an easy mistake to make, brother. What used to be a staunch institution boldly defending the traditions of the British empire has now become a mouthpiece for islamofascists and moonbats.

                        And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. (2 Corinthians 11:14)
                        A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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