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  • Don the Baptist
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2008
    • 480

    #1

    Obama Refreshments Being Prepared...

    I just saw on my live stream of the inaugural events that the white house staff is preparing Obama's favorite punch for tonite. One part watermelon liqueur and one part cheap vodka - he calls it nig nog, have you ever heard such tomfoolery?
    Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #2
    Re: Obama Refreshments Being Prepared...

    The menu for President Bush's dinner Monday for Queen Elizabeth II and her husband, Prince Philip, as released by the office of the first lady:
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    Spring pea soup with fernleaf lavender
    Chive pizzelle with American caviar
    Newton Chardonnay Unfiltered 2004
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    Dover sole almondine
    Roasted artichokes, pequillo peppers and olives
    Saddle of spring lamb
    Chanterelle sauce
    Fricassee of baby vegetables
    Peter Michael Les Pavots 2003
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    Arugula, Savannah mustard and mint romaine
    Champagne dressing and trio of farmhouse cheeses
    "Rose Blossoms"
    Schramsberg Brut Rose 2004



    And now look at the menu for Obama’s refreshments:

    Grits

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    Watermelon (whole)

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    Fried Chicken

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    Pie

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    Nig-nog

    Drugs of Choice

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: Obama Refreshments Being Prepared...

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      • sinnersbedamned
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 106

        #4
        Re: Obama Refreshments Being Prepared...

        The kids will be having kool aid and grape drink, I know that much.

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        • Mistress Cookie
          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 6790

          #5
          Re: Obama Refreshments Being Prepared...

          Perhaps the pressure has been getting to President Bush, because aside from Saddle of Spring Lamb (which sounds properly Biblical) I'm nervous about some of these menu items!

          I think the answer is some uppity prep-cook slipped the following onto the menu to embarras him?

          Chanterelle Sauce - Named for some floozy, no doubt.

          Fricassee of Baby Vegetables - BABIES ? ? ? Not very Pro-Life ! ! !

          Peter Michael Les Pavots 2003 - Who was he and why are they drinking his blood and/or fluids?

          "Rose Blossoms" - Gay as the day is long!

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          • Don the Baptist
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2008
            • 480

            #6
            Re: Obama Refreshments Being Prepared...

            Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
            The kids will be having kool aid and grape drink, I know that much.
            Not to mention moon pies, BBQ corn chips and Orange Nehi. Just like my mama used to say (other than "come see this before I flush") - you just can't let nigras have money (or teach them to read for that matter)...
            Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22882

              #7
              Re: Obama Refreshments Being Prepared...

              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
              Perhaps the pressure has been getting to President Bush, because aside from Saddle of Spring Lamb (which sounds properly Biblical) I'm nervous about some of these menu items!

              I think the answer is some uppity prep-cook slipped the following onto the menu to embarras him?

              Chanterelle Sauce - Named for some floozy, no doubt.

              Fricassee of Baby Vegetables - BABIES ? ? ? Not very Pro-Life ! ! !

              Peter Michael Les Pavots 2003 - Who was he and why are they drinking his blood and/or fluids?

              "Rose Blossoms" - Gay as the day is long!
              Mistress Cookie, you must bear in mind that all the great cooks are raving homers and go over the top with naming things. I pity Mr Bush who had to put up with that pretentious sounding stuff. However, I imagine that in reality those fancy dishes boiled down to a supersize cheeseburger and a can of Bud-Lite - I'm sure Queen Elizabth enjoyed it as a blessed relief from British cooking.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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