I just saw on my live stream of the inaugural events that the white house staff is preparing Obama's favorite punch for tonite. One part watermelon liqueur and one part cheap vodka - he calls it nig nog, have you ever heard such tomfoolery?
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Obama Refreshments Being Prepared...
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?Tags: None
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The menu for President Bush's dinner Monday for Queen Elizabeth II and her husband, Prince Philip, as released by the office of the first lady:
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Spring pea soup with fernleaf lavender
Chive pizzelle with American caviar
Newton Chardonnay Unfiltered 2004
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Dover sole almondine
Roasted artichokes, pequillo peppers and olives
Saddle of spring lamb
Chanterelle sauce
Fricassee of baby vegetables
Peter Michael Les Pavots 2003
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Arugula, Savannah mustard and mint romaine
Champagne dressing and trio of farmhouse cheeses
"Rose Blossoms"
Schramsberg Brut Rose 2004
And now look at the menu for Obama’s refreshments:
Grits
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Watermelon (whole)
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Fried Chicken
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Pie
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Nig-nog
Drugs of Choice
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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The kids will be having kool aid and grape drink, I know that much.
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Perhaps the pressure has been getting to President Bush, because aside from Saddle of Spring Lamb (which sounds properly Biblical) I'm nervous about some of these menu items!
I think the answer is some uppity prep-cook slipped the following onto the menu to embarras him?
Chanterelle Sauce - Named for some floozy, no doubt.
Fricassee of Baby Vegetables - BABIES ? ? ? Not very Pro-Life ! ! !
Peter Michael Les Pavots 2003 - Who was he and why are they drinking his blood and/or fluids?
"Rose Blossoms" - Gay as the day is long!
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Not to mention moon pies, BBQ corn chips and Orange Nehi. Just like my mama used to say (other than "come see this before I flush") - you just can't let nigras have money (or teach them to read for that matter)...Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View PostThe kids will be having kool aid and grape drink, I know that much.Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Mistress Cookie, you must bear in mind that all the great cooks are raving homers and go over the top with naming things. I pity Mr Bush who had to put up with that pretentious sounding stuff. However, I imagine that in reality those fancy dishes boiled down to a supersize cheeseburger and a can of Bud-Lite - I'm sure Queen Elizabth enjoyed it as a blessed relief from British cooking.Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View PostPerhaps the pressure has been getting to President Bush, because aside from Saddle of Spring Lamb (which sounds properly Biblical) I'm nervous about some of these menu items!
I think the answer is some uppity prep-cook slipped the following onto the menu to embarras him?
Chanterelle Sauce - Named for some floozy, no doubt.
Fricassee of Baby Vegetables - BABIES ? ? ? Not very Pro-Life ! ! !
Peter Michael Les Pavots 2003 - Who was he and why are they drinking his blood and/or fluids?
"Rose Blossoms" - Gay as the day is long!sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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