SarahPAC: A Godly Political Action Committee

[JennyD]

January 28, 2009 is a date sure to go down in history. Making a move sure to strike terror in the hearts of God-mocking liberals everywhere, the very Godly Sarah Palin announced the formation of SarahPAC, her very own political action committee.
Far from the crowd-pleasing platitudes to which the McCan’t campaign restricted her, the SarahPAC website offers detailed information about Governor Palin’s vision for what she terms “an historic renaissance that will build a better future for all”:

• Supporting fresh ideas and candidates who share her vision for reform and innovation;
• Confronting the challenges of the 21st century with integrity, innovation, and determination;
• Promoting energy independence as a cornerstone of the economic security and progress that every American family wants and deserves; and
• Setting health care, education, and reform of government among her key goals.

Now, you may wonder, as I did, exactly how Governor Palin plans to use your contributions to advance this detailed agenda. The Frequently Asked Questions page delves into the policy details:

Your support of SarahPac will make it possible for Gov. Palin to continue to be a strong voice for energy independence and reform. By supporting SarahPac, you will allow Gov. Palin to help find and create solutions for America’s most pressing problems; priority number one is building a strong and prosperous economy that recognizes hard work, innovation and integrity by rewarding small businesses and hard working American families. SarahPac will support local and national candidates who share Gov. Palin’s ideas and goals for our country.

Like me, I’m sure you have no doubts remaining about SarahPAC.
As for Governor Palin herself? Well, I found an article written on that subject back in October.

Yes, it seems Governor Palin, the original inspiration for the Paliban, will be with us, fighting the good and Godly fight, for years to come. Won’t you join up today?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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You are OH so right, also too, Sister Jenny!! It looks too like Sister Sarah is also and makin' her case to get in there and shake things up in 2012, also and!! Just like her hero the great Ronald Reagan, you know, also.

GLORY!! AND!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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You are OH so right, also too, Sister Jenny!! It looks too like Sister Sarah is also and makin' her case to get in there and shake things up in 2012, also and!! Just like her hero the great Ronald Reagan, you know, also.

GLORY!! AND!!

And then too, ya know....that is GREAT! <wink>

[JennyD]

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You betcha, my friends.

You betcha.

[Mr. Jingles]

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I visit Sarah Palin's state of Alaska frequently. It's so rewarding converting those Eskimos to Jesus, which I do when i'm not clubbing baby seals.

[JennyD]

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I visit Sarah Palin's state of Alaska frequently. It's so rewarding converting those Eskimos to Jesus, which I do when i'm not clubbing baby seals.

Brother, it seems you didn't quite finish the job on this one:

[Palin's Preacher]

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On yesterday's radio show, our Godly brother, the thrice-divorced drug addicted and gluttonous Rush Limbaugh took time out with his valiant fight against the devil's vices to proclaim that Sarah Palin - and not Rush Limbaugh - should be the leader of the Republican Party!

Praise his wisdom!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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On yesterday's radio show, our Godly brother, the thrice-divorced drug addicted and gluttonous Rush Limbaugh took time out with his valiant fight against the devil's vices to proclaim that Sarah Palin - and not Rush Limbaugh - should be the leader of the Republican Party!

Praise his wisdom!

What's your name, sir?

Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum and tell us all about yourself.

I am a personal friend of one of Mrs. Palin's Pastors back in Wasilla. I can't tell from your tiny photo if it's you or not.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I do hope whoever is running the SarahPAC had some idea of the importance of the presentational aspect of any campaign.

Like most right thinking voters, I was very disappointed after the GOP acted like Scrooges and came down on Mrs Palin’s very modest $180,000 spending on clothing, make-up and a few items for her husband and her infant son.

Who amongst you ladies out there has not had the odd $75,000 spree at Neiman Marcus? Surely this is typical behavior for the average American housewife, who Mrs. Palin so ably represents.

So please give generously to the cause; imported designer-wear does not come cheap!

[Palin's Preacher]

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My Dear Pastor Ezekiel:

Knowing little of "threads," outside of the threads woven by my tribeswomen and the Godless yellow-skinned buck-toothed unsaved Chinee Commie, kindly allow me this space to introduce myself to you and your congregation:

For over 20 years, I, Dr. Mahmoud S. Bleak, a former descendant of Ham, served as the most prominent witch doctor in Kenya. I oversaw the country's production of such miracle drugs as, Bats Foot Powder, Warthog Dung-flavored Kaopectate, Elephant Penis Enemas, and of course, our world-renowned Beetle Semen line of aphrodisiacs (betcha can't eat just one!).

Today, as a prominent Republican ex-negro, (and ex-witch doctor), the Reverend Thomas Muthee annointed me with an elevation to the coveted post of the United States Assistant Surgeon General when Sarah Palin is elected in 2012.

Governor Palin will allow me to erect a traditional thatched-roof hut near the Lincoln Memorial to use as my official residence. Although I have been saved, President Palin has ordered that I will not wear the traditional uniform of the Assistant Surgeon General, but must wear my native Kenyan garb of cotton loin cloth, red painted face, and a bone through nose reminding Christians everywhere of the savages throughout the world needing salvation.

It is this small sacrifice that I intend to make for a more Godly America; anything to have the vast executive experience of Sarah Palin at last charting our nation's course!

Praise!

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Who amongst you ladies out there has not had the odd $75,000 spree at Neiman Marcus? Surely this is typical behavior for the average American housewife, who Mrs. Palin so ably represents.

You are right Brother Ezekiel, a $75,000 spending spree is typical behavior for an American housewife. However, Sister Sarah managed to do it without a Citibank credit card and a home equity loan from Countrywide Mortgage.