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During a failed attempt to be clever, conservative so-called “Christian” Dinesh D’Souza revealed his true feelings, openly and viciously denying the infallibility of Scripture.
It all started innocently enough. D’Souza went to see “Religulous”, the mockumentary from that great wit (well, he’s half right) Bill Maher. D’Souza thought he’d write an article about it, mocking Maher and demonstrating D’Souza’s superior clevericiousness.
Calling Maher a liar, D’Souza flings accusations like so much monkey feces:
Yeah, them.
“I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them . . .”
Not, “I believe unicorns are extinct, because nobody alive has ever seen one”, but “I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them.”
We True Christians(tm) can provide nine pieces of irrefutable evidence from the one uncorruptible source:
Numbers 23:22
God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
Numbers 24:8
God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.
Deuteronomy 33:17
His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.
Job 39:9
Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
Job 39:10
Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
Psalm 22:21
Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.
Psalm 29:6
He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.
Psalm 92:10
But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
Isaiah 34:7
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
That’s right. In nine places, God has referenced unicorns in His Word.
D’Souza claims that he believes in God, and follows the Bible. Yet, he can only know of God and Jesus by reading the Bible; anything else is his own imaginings of what God would be, if only God was what Dinesh D’Souza wanted God to be!
Dinesh D’Souza does not believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them.
Dinesh D’Souza does not believe that the Bible is evidence.
Dinesh D’Souza denies God’s Word.
It all started innocently enough. D’Souza went to see “Religulous”, the mockumentary from that great wit (well, he’s half right) Bill Maher. D’Souza thought he’d write an article about it, mocking Maher and demonstrating D’Souza’s superior clevericiousness.Calling Maher a liar, D’Souza flings accusations like so much monkey feces:
Maher’s stance in the film alternates between feigned investigative neutrality and unconcealed anti-religious bigotry. At times he says he is an agnostic, who simply holds the rational position that he doesn’t know what comes after death. But if you don’t know whether there is an afterlife, and even if you have no reason to believe in one, it hardly makes sense to attack those who hold a different view. After all, you yourself are in the dark and they might very well be right.
By way of analogy, I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them, but I haven’t written any books called “The Unicorn Delusion” or “Unicorns are Not Great” or made any documentaries denouncing unicorns. Maher’s agnosticism is clearly a pose.
Fellow Christians, no doubt you know what is wrong with this analogy. I don’t need to tell you, but I do need to tell false Christians — you know, the ones who don’t bother reading the Bible but are happy to tell you what it says?By way of analogy, I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them, but I haven’t written any books called “The Unicorn Delusion” or “Unicorns are Not Great” or made any documentaries denouncing unicorns. Maher’s agnosticism is clearly a pose.
Yeah, them.
“I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them . . .”
Not, “I believe unicorns are extinct, because nobody alive has ever seen one”, but “I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them.”
We True Christians(tm) can provide nine pieces of irrefutable evidence from the one uncorruptible source:
Numbers 23:22
God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
Numbers 24:8
God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.
Deuteronomy 33:17
His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.
Job 39:9
Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
Job 39:10
Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
Psalm 22:21
Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.
Psalm 29:6
He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.
Psalm 92:10
But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
Isaiah 34:7
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
That’s right. In nine places, God has referenced unicorns in His Word.
D’Souza claims that he believes in God, and follows the Bible. Yet, he can only know of God and Jesus by reading the Bible; anything else is his own imaginings of what God would be, if only God was what Dinesh D’Souza wanted God to be!
Dinesh D’Souza does not believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them.
Dinesh D’Souza does not believe that the Bible is evidence.
Dinesh D’Souza denies God’s Word.
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