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  • #1

    Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:


    This would be a good item to keep on the kitchen window sill to show your patriotism.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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  • #2
    Re: Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:

    I thought about this one
    (i) it will eventually grow "Dread-Locks".
    (ii) Is this the sort of thing at which I would want the staff looking?
    (iii) Why is it terracotta and not brown?
    (iv) I'm not sure the ears stick out enough.

    I have to award it a
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    • #3
      Re: Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:

      Neybur Jims scarcrows head fell off and I cant super glue the darned thing back on. This will make a sweet replacement. Thanks yall!

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      • #4
        Re: Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:

        I'm sure the nigras will use it to grow their weed.
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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        • #5
          Re: Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:

          Why did they make Obama look like an Oompa Loompa?
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          • #6
            Re: Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:

            The color is an eerie resemblance.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:

              Was that pic takin from a gay porno site?

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              • #8
                Re: Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                This would be a good item to keep on the kitchen window sill to show your patriotism.
                . . . and you can also eat the "hair", which will be helpful when the economy finishes collapsing and the food riots start.

                Outside Freehold, anyway.
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                • #9
                  Re: Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  I thought about this one
                  (i) it will eventually grow "Dread-Locks".
                  (ii) Is this the sort of thing at which I would want the staff looking?
                  (iii) Why is it terracotta and not brown?
                  (iv) I'm not sure the ears stick out enough.

                  I have to award it a
                  Oh my!! The box looks just like the TONY home permanents Mama used to give me as a girl!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

                    This would be a good item to keep on the kitchen window sill to show your patriotism.
                    What is that, dope growing out of it's head?
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                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Time to get your Obama Chia sculpture:

                      I knew he was a mooslim, but I never knew he was a chia mooslim.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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