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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572

    #1

    Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

    Supreme Court Justice David Souter is retiring, and it's up to Obama to choose someone to take his place on the Supreme Court.

    Today Rush Limbaugh explained Obama's thinking on the subject:

    "We need a teenage single mother who's gay, is a lesbian, who's dirt poor, African-American, and disabled. Or, if we can't find that person, we need a bigger Supreme Court. So, you're going to find -- I'm sure we can find in any blue city a poor, minority teenage mother who can barely get around -- disabled, lesbian, had the kid with surrogacy or artificial insemination....Yeah. He's looking for a failure. He's looking for somebody who's been on the wrong side of the law, somebody who -- yeah. He's looking for somebody who does not know success, because those people -- see, in his worldview, the only reason those people are on the wrong side of the law or haven't had any success is because the achievers and those who have accomplished things are stealing from them and denying them opportunity. And that's what he's going to change -- and he's hell-bent on it. And he's making it clear every time he opens his mouth."

    Who do you think Obama will choose? Who would Jesus choose?


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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22880

    #2
    Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

    It’s a pity that Sammy Davis Junior is dead and wasn’t a transvestite – Obama would have broken a leg trying to recruit him.

    And Jesus’ choice… isn’t it obvious? Rush himself!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

      I've heard that our own Pastor Deacon Fred is at the top of the shortlist.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

        How about Will Smith? That'll keep him from running for president.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #5
          Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

          Rumor has it Obama wants a woman.

          I think Carrie Prejean would make an excellent Supreme Court Justice.
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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #6
            Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

            Carrie would be perfect, but I would bet, if I bet, (and I don't [certainly not my soul!]) on the Octamom.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Buford T Scoggins
              Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2007
              • 911

              #7
              Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              Carrie would be perfect, but I would bet, if I bet, (and I don't [certainly not my soul!]) on the Octamom.
              Obama wants a lesbian on the Supreme Court. That could provide an opening for Hillary, or Nancy Pelosi.

              Jesus help us!
              Brother Buford
              yours in Christ,
              Brother Buford

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #8
                Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

                Al Gore
                Michael Dukakis
                Dennis Kucinich
                Bill Ayers
                Jeremiah Wright
                Hugo Chavez
                Kim Jong Il
                Ayman al-Zawahiri
                John Allen Muhammad
                Dennis Rader

                Just throwing some possible names out there. I really have no idea who Obama'll pick.
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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

                  If he hires another lesbot... I hope it isn't judge Sandra Sodomayer.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Hieronymous Bosch
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 19

                    #10
                    Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

                    While bullhorn preaching at one of the colleges around NYC here I have been talking to some of the liberals here. Yep, they want good old Rushbo, too. I was flummoxed. But after interrogating some of them, using water-boarding of course, I found that they are so desperate to get him off the radio they will promote him to any position. So, let's not get in the way. Let's use a little common sense and make sure we assist the liberals every way possible to get Rush that seat. Otherwise, some yucky brainless babe may get picked.

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                    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                       
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 6572

                      #11
                      Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

                      Originally posted by Hieronymous Bosch View Post
                      While bullhorn preaching at one of the colleges around NYC here I have been talking to some of the liberals here. Yep, they want good old Rushbo, too. I was flummoxed. But after interrogating some of them, using water-boarding of course, I found that they are so desperate to get him off the radio they will promote him to any position. So, let's not get in the way. Let's use a little common sense and make sure we assist the liberals every way possible to get Rush that seat. Otherwise, some yucky brainless babe may get picked.
                      Why do you have no avatar? And why are you named after a medieval painter?

                      I think we have an ACORN INFILTRATOR!
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                      • Buford T Scoggins
                        Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 911

                        #12
                        Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

                        Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                        Obama wants a lesbian on the Supreme Court. That could provide an opening for Hillary, or Nancy Pelosi.

                        Jesus help us!
                        Brother Buford
                        Sorry for responding to my own post, but...

                        JUST AS I THOUGHT!!! Osambo has nominated a lesbian for the Supreme Court. Not only that, but Senorita Sotomayor is an illegal alien too! Just look at her photo - you can tell that she's had 10 anchor babies by now! When this socialist pro-Islamic lesbo feminazi gets on the Supreme Court, True Christians may have to flee the country.

                        Well, ya'll are welcome to join me here down in Wacko, Texas. You do know that we are planning to secede, don't ya? Of course, it will only be for a short time, since Osambo is clearly the Anti-Christ, which means that Armaggedon (and The Rapture) will be coming soon.

                        We (white Christian) Texans will have a special place in Heaven.

                        Yours in Christ,
                        Brother Buford
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                        • Tertius The Scribe
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 452

                          #13
                          Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

                          Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                          We (white Christian) Texans will have a special place in Heaven.

                          Yours in Christ,
                          Brother Buford
                          Brother Buford, how do I become a Texan? Must I repent against my wicked Tennessean lifestyle choice?

                          Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


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                          • Buford T Scoggins
                            Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 911

                            #14
                            Re: Who will be the new Supreme Court Justice?

                            Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                            Brother Buford, how do I become a Texan? Must I repent against my wicked Tennessean lifestyle choice?
                            Well, Tennessee isn't the worse place you can be from. At least they fought on the correct side in the Civil War.

                            But to become a Texan, before you move here you can start preparing by stockpiling guns and ammo. Be sure to buy a pickup truck, preferably one with a Confederate flag painted on the side. You'd probably oughta get a chainsaw, for clearing brush just like President Bush did. You know, I could clearly see that, like a true Texan, President Bush had a special love for his cows - and the sheep.

                            Yours in Christ,
                            Brother Buford
                            yours in Christ,
                            Brother Buford

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