Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

[Purity]

Little purity doesn't understand something. Could someone answer this question: Why are people always saying that Republicans want to "deregulate?" I have seen them try ever so hard to regulate women's uteruses (uteri?), some unacceptable forms of birth control (morning-after pills), those sweet little cells that grow on a stem, who can and can't get married, prayer in public places, huge signs with the 10 commandments on them, memos and stuff that might embarass Geogre Bush, pictues of soldiers in coffins (which could cause anti-war feelings), and many other things. It seems that they have worked very hard to regulate the really important things.
I'm tired of people misunderstanding the Republicans.
Purity

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

It’s very, very simple: The Republicans want God’s Law to rule the people in Love Peace and Justice, and, as over 87% of the US want that too, everything should be fine - absolutely no change in your life - Church on Sunday as usual. That is Republican regulation.

However, the demoncrats want to deregulate and they want to

• Tax all your money from you,
• Force abortions on everyone at random,
• Rip babies from mothers’ wombs to use for vivisection,
• Take your house from you and give it to illegal beaners,
• Double the price of gas,
  
• Make you sell you car and buy a small one with no accident protection,
  
• Force nice Christian people like you out of jobs and replace you with nigras and slants on affirmative action,
• Marry off homers and lezbeans and let them adopt your (yes "your") children
• Allow suicidal jihadofascists to enter the US without checks, release all criminals
  
• Ignore mexican’t pig ‘flu,
• Hand free medicine, at your expense, to anyone who hasn’t bothered to get insured
• Ship out all your jobs to foreign countires,
• Capitulate to Iranians atom-bombers
• Etc. etc.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

We are for deregulation, as you'll see once you understand the principles involved. As all genuine conservatives know, one person's freedom can come only at the expense of another person's freedom. Therefore, in order to keep ourselves deregulated, we must tightly regulate anyone who isn't like us, particularly homers and women who think that s*x is for something other than allowing one's Godly husband/master to produce more soldiers for Christ. That is why America's two greatest Presidents, Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush , sought to reduce the size of government and had to increase it greatly in the interim.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

That is why America's two greatest Presidents, Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush , sought to reduce the size of government and had to increase it greatly in the interim.

Amen! Saint Ronnie and Godly GWB also found it necessary to triple the national debt in order to end wasteful liberal deficit spending. Whereas tax-and-spend liberals want to waste taxpayer's dollars on health care and education, Republicans know that the only way to insure America's (and Halliburton's) future prosperity is to borrow money and spend it on bombs.

You need to study history and draw the right conclusions. Do you think Genghis Khan spent money on food stamps, gay marriage, and earthquake monitoring? Of course not! Khan spent his money on weapons, and the results are there for all to see. We need to learn from successful countries like Mongolia, in order to keep America strong.

As the Lord's avenging angel Grover Norquist once said, "My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub." He has done an excellent job! The US government is drowning in debt and on the verge of total financial collapse. Praise Jesus! We don't need a governmint anyway - everything can be privatized (like the military and prisons).

So you see, the Republicans are not making governmint bigger. They are simply bankrupting it. Once it's gone, we will achieve feudalism, a system which has always worked so well in the past.

Oh people, know that you have commited great sins. If you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is because I am the flail of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you!
- Genghis Khan, Bukhara 1220

George Bush could not have said it better!

Yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

Little purity doesn't understand something. Could someone answer this question: Why are people always saying that Republicans want to "deregulate?" I have seen them try ever so hard to regulate women's uteruses (uteri?), some unacceptable forms of birth control (morning-after pills), those sweet little cells that grow on a stem, who can and can't get married, prayer in public places, huge signs with the 10 commandments on them, memos and stuff that might embarass Geogre Bush, pictues of soldiers in coffins (which could cause anti-war feelings), and many other things. It seems that they have worked very hard to regulate the really important things.
I'm tired of people misunderstanding the Republicans.
Purity

Miss Purity, it's all very simple. Being female, I wouldn't expect you to fully comprehend.

You see, there are two kinds of regulation: Social, and economic.

The Demoncrats want to regulate everything economic, with the ultimate goal of complete "equality". That is, they want everyone to be equally poor. They want to "handicap" the smarter and more ambitious people, so they can't succeed any better than the stupid and lazy people.

Demoncrats also want to deregulate everything social. They want to give special rights to everyone who isn't a white heterosexual Christian, so that the white heterosexual Christians can be oppressed.

Republicans want the opposite. We want a completely free economy. In order to have this, we realize that we have to regulate the social things. How can we have economic freedom when people are murdering babies left and right?

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

Little purity doesn't understand something. Could someone answer this question: Why are people always saying that Republicans want to "deregulate?" I have seen them try ever so hard to regulate women's uteruses (uteri?), some unacceptable forms of birth control (morning-after pills), those sweet little cells that grow on a stem, who can and can't get married, prayer in public places, huge signs with the 10 commandments on them, memos and stuff that might embarass Geogre Bush, pictues of soldiers in coffins (which could cause anti-war feelings), and many other things. It seems that they have worked very hard to regulate the really important things.
I'm tired of people misunderstanding the Republicans.
Purity

Point of fact, the majority of examples you listed are actually regulated by Demoncrats. Demoncrats, through Roe v. Wade, have regulated the rights of good Christians and the States to save the souls of harlots who want abortions. It’s the demoncrats, through the liberal courts, who prevent (regulate) good Christians from posting the 10 Commandments and praying in the public sphere. It’s the liberal courts that have created regulations preventing good Christians from stopping homo marriages.

But, you really shouldn’t worry yourself over such things. That’s your husband’s job.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

Welcome back, Sister.

Don't worry your pretty little head thinking about the democrats - just think of them as hypocrites, pure and simple.

They claim to be against pollution and exploitation, yet they sit back and allow men to pollute their souls and women to exploit their bodies.

They think it's bad to inhale smoke from leaded gasoline, yet okay to inhale reefer smoke....I could go on and on about their hypocritical, "do as I say, not as I do" nonsense.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

They claim to be against pollution and exploitation, yet they sit back and allow men to pollute their souls and women to exploit their bodies.

They think it's bad to inhale smoke from leaded gasoline, yet okay to inhale reefer smoke....I could go on and on about their hypocritical, "do as I say, not as I do" nonsense.

Right. They worry about silly things about "pollution" of the air by so-called "pollutants,"* while ignoring real dangers like pollution of the airwaves by bad words and fag-enabling sitcoms.

*As all True Conservatives know, there is no more evidence for actual harm caused by those alleged pollutants than there is for evil-ution.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

Here's another huge example of their hypocracy:

Sending troops to Iraq, though only 5000 of them die = bad

Sending troops to another violent third-world cesspool (New Orleans) where they would be shot down by looters = good

Rumsfeld's decision to save soldier's lives by keeping them out of New Orleans = Bad

Florida’s Hurlburt Field Air Force base—roughly 200 miles from New Orleans...contained an entire fleet of search-and-rescue helicopters. "I’m just here because you’re here," the pilot added. "My whole unit’s sitting back at Hurlburt, wondering why we’re not being used."

....The search-and-rescue helicopters were not being used because Donald Rumsfeld had not yet approved their deployment—even though, as Lieutenant General Russ Honoré, the cigar-chomping commander of Joint Task Force Katrina, would later tell me, "that Wednesday, we needed to evacuate people. The few helicopters we had in there were busy, and we were trying to deploy more."

This Lieutenant General Russ Honoré, who is either french or a likely illegal immigrant, and who likes to put phallic objects in his mouth, needs to understand that New Orleans is not worth one American soldiers life. Not worth one drop of American blood.

If Rumsfeld had sent those helicopters in, it would have been exactly like what happened in Somolia. Corpses dragged through the streets and everything.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

It's because conservatives are pro-freedom and pro-life, and liberals are anti-freedom and pro-death. Think about it

Conservatives want free open markets like in the health care industry, and they want the freedom to own guns, practice their religion as they see fit, etc.

Conservatives are pro-life because we stop women from aborting babies, stop disgusting stem cell research, liberate peoples from Iraqi regimes, and promote exclusively heterosexual reproductive sexual intercourse within a Christian marriage.

Liberals are anti-freedom. They want us not to have guns, they want to regulate the health care market, they want to tell us where we can smoke, dump things, what kind of cars we can drive, etc.

They are pro-death because they promote abortion and homersexuality.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

This Lieutenant General Russ Honoré, who is either french or a likely illegal immigrant, and who likes to put phallic objects in his mouth, needs to understand that New Orleans is not worth one American soldiers life. Not worth one drop of American blood.

I think I met Lieutenant General Russ Honoré once at a gun show. Is this him?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

This Lieutenant General Russ Honoré, who is either french or a likely illegal immigrant, and who likes to put phallic objects in his mouth, needs to understand that New Orleans is not worth one American soldiers life. Not worth one drop of American blood.

I think I met Lieutenant General Russ Honoré once. Is this him on the left?

[TC Patriot]

Re: Why do people say Republicans are for deregulation?

Miss Purity, it's all very simple. Being female, I wouldn't expect you to fully comprehend.

You see, there are two kinds of regulation: Social, and economic.

The Demoncrats want to regulate everything economic, with the ultimate goal of complete "equality". That is, they want everyone to be equally poor. They want to "handicap" the smarter and more ambitious people, so they can't succeed any better than the stupid and lazy people.

Demoncrats also want to deregulate everything social. They want to give special rights to everyone who isn't a white heterosexual Christian, so that the white heterosexual Christians can be oppressed.

Republicans want the opposite. We want a completely free economy. In order to have this, we realize that we have to regulate the social things. How can we have economic freedom when people are murdering babies left and right?

That was wonderfully explained. Even Shawn Hannity could not have done as well. I see that the spirit is moving in you. PRAISE!