If Robert Byrd were placed in a deep pit

[H. Montague Worthington]

If Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) were placed in a deep round pit for several weeks--- say 35 feet deep, with sheer walls--- with nothing more than a canteen of water, a knife, a fork, and the dead body of his so-called "friend," Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA), do you think he would eat Kennedy's rotting body to survive?

My guess is yes, but answers to questions like this are impossible to know without some sort of testing.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: If Robert Byrd were placed in a deep pit

He'd start with the brain tumor and it would pop in his mouth kinda like caviar does.

He'd say mmmm, my dear, dear, dear, dear friend Ted you were tasty.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: If Robert Byrd were placed in a deep pit

I'd hope he would have the sense to bleed out the corpse, then slice the flesh into narrow strips for drying.

This way, it would not rot, and would keep longer.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: If Robert Byrd were placed in a deep pit

Seriously, what was that? No – seriously! Some slavering senile fool or is it some sort of tasteless performance art? Makes you wonder who has the brain tumor! The only cause for worry is Sen Byrd’s sympathy. God has ordained final justice on Kennedy that well-known bridge player and The Lord is Just and The Lord is Kind and The Lord is Merciful.

Anyhoo, is that what demoncrat votes get for their money? Probably is; only that uppity Darkie seems to have anything to say for himself, and that’s not saying a lot. I don’t think that GOP really has a lot to worry about. We need just sit around for 4 years and be eased in without a fight.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If Robert Byrd were placed in a deep pit

You know what really burns me up is that Senator Byrd was once a fairly Godly man (for a Demoncrat). He's gotten soft in his dotage, just like Pastor Phelps. What a shame.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: If Robert Byrd were placed in a deep pit

The Korean gooks have a dish they make called "Kimchi" (soaked fermented vegetables). Traditionally the dish was prepared by burying the ingredients in sealed earthen jars for several weeks. During the Korean War used ammo boxes were called into service. When the lid blows off you know the dish is ready to eat.

In an abstract sense Senator Byrd meets the requirements of a fermented vegetable, but whether his head will blow off after being confined to a pit for a few weeks is another matter.