Pussy AM radio host claims waterboarding is torture

[Buford T Scoggins]

This just makes me furious:

Right-Wing Radio Host Gets Waterboarded, and Lasts Six Seconds Before Saying It's Torture
Chicago radio host Erich "Mancow" Muller decided he'd get himself waterboarded to prove the technique wasn't torture.

It didn't turn out that way. "Mancow," in fact, lasted just six or seven seconds before crying foul. Apparently, the experience went pretty badly -- "Witnesses said Muller thrashed on the table, and even instantly threw the toy cow he was holding as his emergency tool to signify when he wanted the experiment to stop," according to NBC Chicago.

This is just outrageous. Obviously, in reality this Erich Mancow "right-wing" radio host is a liberal reporter working for PBS. He's also gay. Everyone knows that waterboarding is no worse than getting your face washed.

I'm really sick of this issue. Our brave troops and Blackwater mercenaries treated the Iraqis with great respect and gentleness. Yet the liberal media keeps vilifying great Americans like Private First Class Steven Green, who was framed by ACORN.

I can barely contain my outrage.

Onward Christian soldiers,
Brother Buford

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Pussy AM radio host claims waterboarding is torture

This just makes me furious:



This is just outrageous. Obviously, in reality this Erich Mancow "right-wing" radio host is a liberal reporter working for PBS. He's also gay. Everyone knows that waterboarding is no worse than getting your face washed.

I'm really sick of this issue. Our brave troops and Blackwater mercenaries treated the Iraqis with great respect and gentleness. Yet the liberal media keeps vilifying great Americans like Private First Class Steven Green, who was framed by ACORN.

I can barely contain my outrage.

Onward Christian soldiers,
Brother Buford

Don't panic yet, Brother Buford. This is from the ultimate left wing news source. This is from the London Times. The London Times can't wait to see PFC Green executed so that they can say the US Army is barbaric for executing their own soldiers. Lets see what the more Godly news service, Fox News has to say before we launch a rescue mission to free PFC Green.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Pussy AM radio host claims waterboarding is torture

This Erich Mancow was obviously expecting Aquafina or some other designer water.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have it on excellent authority that when True Christians(tm) are waterboarded, they simply ask for a napkin to wipe their face when it's over with. With Jesus' protection, nothing can harm or upset us.

[BrainLock]

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I'm dumbfounded as to why you people would support torture.

[Tertius The Scribe]

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I'm dumbfounded as to why you people would support torture.

Because not only did it help George Bush keep America safe from the Muslim heathens, it's just plain funny to watch an unsaved Godmocker beg for mercy.

But, let me guess, you are an evil unbeliever that thinks "torture is wrong", am I right?

[BrainLock]

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Because not only did it help George Bush keep America safe from the Muslim heathens, it's just plain funny to watch an unsaved Godmocker beg for mercy.

But, let me guess, you are an evil unbeliever that thinks "torture is wrong", am I right?

Yes I believe torture is a primitive and inhuman act that any sane person would agree is wrongful in this day in age. And the fact that you would even say "It's just plain funny to watch an unsaved godmocker beg or mercy, " befuddles me to a large extent, isn't this a Christian forum? Do you think Christ would support and even enjoy the torture of others?

I'm not an unbeliever, I'm a devout Christian, just puzzled about your opinion on torture.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yes I believe torture is a primitive and inhuman act that any sane person would agree is wrongful in this day in age. And the fact that you would even say "It's just plain funny to watch an unsaved godmocker beg or mercy, " befuddles me to a large extent, isn't this a Christian forum? Do you think Christ would support and even enjoy the torture of others?

I'm not an unbeliever, I'm a devout Christian, just puzzled about your opinion on torture.

You're about as Christian as my bulldogs.

God supports torture in His Holy Word. What puzzles me is why you wouldn't support everything that He does.

[Tertius The Scribe]

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Yes I believe torture is a primitive and inhuman act that any sane person would agree is wrongful in this day in age. And the fact that you would even say "It's just plain funny to watch an unsaved godmocker beg or mercy, " befuddles me to a large extent, isn't this a Christian forum? Do you think Christ would support and even enjoy the torture of others?

I'm not an unbeliever, I'm a devout Christian, just puzzled about your opinion on torture.

Well, is it not more humane to make unbelievers suffer in this life and have them repent than to have them suffer for all eternity?

And I think Christ would very much enjoy us Christians saving as many souls as we can, by whatever means necessary, don't you?

And by the way, you are aware that unless you accept every single position of the Landover Baptist Church as your own, you will suffer anguish neverendingly in the the bowels of hell? I certainly wouldn't want that, now, would you?

[BrainLock]

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You're about as Christian as my bulldogs.

God supports torture in His Holy Word. What puzzles me is why you wouldn't support everything that He does.

As Christian as your bulldogs? You don't even know me yet you're making wrongful assumptions about my spirituality!

[BrainLock]

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Well, is it not more humane to make unbelievers suffer in this life and have them repent than to have them suffer for all eternity?

And I think Christ would very much enjoy us Christians saving as many souls as we can, by whatever means necessary, don't you?

And by the way, you are aware that unless you accept every single position of the Landover Baptist Church as your own, you will suffer anguish neverendingly in the the bowels of hell? I certainly wouldn't want that, now, would you?

"And I think Christ would very much enjoy us Christians saving as many souls as we can, by whatever means necessary, don't you?"

Well thats a straw-man argument, and it sounds like you're threatening me but yes I do follow LBC's position, that is why I'm here.

[Tertius The Scribe]

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"And I think Christ would very much enjoy us Christians saving as many souls as we can, by whatever means necessary, don't you?"

Well thats a straw-man argument, and it sounds like you're threatening me but yes I do follow LBC's position, that is why I'm here.

I wasn't threatening you. I was telling you the truth!

And how is my "argument" (if you call the truth an argument) about a straw man? I think you're just being a doped-out hippie.

[BrainLock]

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I wasn't threatening you. I was telling you the truth!

And how is my "argument" (if you call the truth an argument) about a straw man? I think you're just being a doped-out hippie.

I'm saying what you said is known as a "straw-man" argument which is a form of fallacy, google it if you don't know what I am talking about.

[Nobar King]

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You think being invited to Landover Christian conversion camp is a threat?? Not many get such invitations.

[Tertius The Scribe]

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I'm saying what you said is known as a "straw-man" argument which is a form of fallacy, google it if you don't know what I am talking about.

How am I stereotypibg you in any way, Mr. Drug Dealing Hippie? I'm not the racist bigot who thinks all scientists are alike! Nope, not me! That'd be your job, as PC-Nazi-in-Chief.