I for one am sick and tired every time I go to a coffee house and order a triple macchiatto and have to whip out a Ten dollar bill and see a WHITE MAN'S FACE GLARING AT ME. See, I can't whip out Ones, Fives, Twenties, Fifties, or even Hundreds to escape it....ALL WHITE MEN. America was founded by the ingenious and skilled hard work of Africans, and White Europeans simply rode their coattails and rewrote history books.
Why should oppressed minorities like me be forced to spend money with SLAVE MASTERS on them? And while we are at it, let's remove that insipid saying "In God We Trust", since every rational person knows there is no God and it's a mere superstition.
I propose a new system of bills...
These new faces of currency will promote diversity and tolerance. We will no longer have African-Americans being dragged to death behind cars, or gays being assaulted at nightclubs if this idea is implemented. Americans will appreciate the contributions of minorities and will cast off the delusions of the White Male Patriarchy that has saddled down our civil rights in this country for too long.
Please support me by writing a letter to the U.S. Mint DEMANDING the people on currency be changed to minorities, to better represent the changing face of America.
I know there are people out there reading this website who agree with me wholeheartedly! Stand up and fight the Power!
Why should oppressed minorities like me be forced to spend money with SLAVE MASTERS on them? And while we are at it, let's remove that insipid saying "In God We Trust", since every rational person knows there is no God and it's a mere superstition.
I propose a new system of bills...
- $1 bill = No longer George WASHINGTON, but BOOKER T. WASHINGTON
- $2 bill = No longer Thomas Jefferson, but Sherman Helmsley, accomplished African-American actor who played George JEFFERSON on "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons"
- $5 bill = Abraham Lincoln knew his place as a white man and issued the emancipation proclamation. I guess he could stay as the Token White Guy.
- $10 bill = No longer Alexander Hamilton, but Maya Angelou.
- $20 bill = Get rid of Andrew Jackson, and replace with Jesse Jackson! Jesse Jackson is a real hero, fighting for civil rights, and the epitome of what every man should be.
- $50 bill = Forget U.S. Grant. We need to represent Latinos. Labor activist Cesar Chavez should be here.
- $100 bill = Benjamin Franklin? No more. Let's represent women and lesbians. Gloria Steinem is our new face.
These new faces of currency will promote diversity and tolerance. We will no longer have African-Americans being dragged to death behind cars, or gays being assaulted at nightclubs if this idea is implemented. Americans will appreciate the contributions of minorities and will cast off the delusions of the White Male Patriarchy that has saddled down our civil rights in this country for too long.
Please support me by writing a letter to the U.S. Mint DEMANDING the people on currency be changed to minorities, to better represent the changing face of America.
I know there are people out there reading this website who agree with me wholeheartedly! Stand up and fight the Power!

I agree With Brother Nobar Can't you just leave us good christians all alone?
I mean Think About it Do you really think a Person like Jesse Jackson should be on a doller? I think Not





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