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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

    Lot's of Gypsies are moving to Canada for the wide open spaces and places to roam and play the violin and camp out and drive carriages, but the racist Canadians have stopped them! They have imposed visa restrictions on all Czechoslovakians. The EU is threatening to require all Canadians to have visas to any EU country.
    The Czechoslovakians have recalled their ambassador from Canada as the war starts to smolder.
    Prague - The Czech Republic has retaliated on Tuesday against Canada for introducing visa. The Czech government has recalled its ambassador from Canada, Czech PM Jan Fischer said on Tuesday morning.
    Fischer also said that Canadian diplomats will need visa to enter the country.
    Czechs bring ambassador home from Canada for talks | Aktuálně.cz
    http://aktualne.centrum.cz/czechnews/clanek.phtml?id=642388
    Prague reacts to Canada´s reintroduction of visa


    The Swedish EU presidency said on Wednesday it was in favour of visa requirements for Canadians travelling to EU member states after Canada imposed visa requirements on Czech nationals. Swedish Migration and Asylum Policy Minister Tobias Billstroem told the AFP news agency his country was in favour of respecting the EU solidarity principle
    News
    http://www.radio.cz/en/news#1
    News from the Czech Republic.


    CANUCKS go home!!!
    There are reports of Canadians sewing American flags on their backpacks to avoid the wave of dissatisfaction as Czechoslovakians vent their fury of Canadians in the country!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639
      #2
      Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

      So the two major realms of fag-enabling, Canuckistan and the Eurotrash Union, are at each other's throats? I'm sure Jesus is enjoying His popcorn (or whatever they have in Heaven) as He watches.
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        • Brother Lazarus
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 1062
          #3
          Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

          You mentioned Czechoslovakia which no longer exists. Do you mean to say that the mighty Slovak Republic be joining with the Czech Republic in this Great War against Canukistan?

          Your forces may want to make their first landing in Newfoundland. Hardly anybody lives there. Be sure to do it soon, it will be frozen over by mid August. Once Newfoundland is secured I'm sure the Canuck operated ferry (Canuks are dumb as stumps) will help your forces land on Nova Scotia. When your flag is firmly planted in Nova Scotia it's on to Quebec, where the froggies will surrender before you get there.

          I hope this military plan is helpful. I sure want the Czechs win. The beer brewed in Canukistan will surely improve.

          Yours in Christ
          Brother Lazarus
          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324
              #4
              Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

              Christians still call it Czechoslovakia, not the Atheist Czech and Slovak Republics.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • Brother Lazarus
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1062
                  #5
                  Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                  Christians still call it Czechoslovakia, not the Atheist Czech and Slovak Republics.
                  The Quebec Premier is probably planning the Czechoslovakia Victory Parade through the streets of Montreal.

                  Yours in Christ
                  Brother Lazarus
                  In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                    • fuserxrx
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 28
                      #6
                      Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

                      If I had my way there would be a 20 metre wall surrounding my country keeping everyone out. It would be policed by the army and they would slap shoot a molson can in your face if you even approached it.

                      Long live SOCIALISM!!!!!!

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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324
                          #7
                          Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

                          If most people had their way there'd be a 20 METER wall around Canada.
                          Moosepee? Is that what you drink up there? Your police don't have guns, only hockey sticks and empty Moosepee cans to hit?
                          You people must have hurt God in a very bad way.
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • fuserxrx
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 28
                              #8
                              Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

                              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                              If most people had their way there'd be a 20 METER wall around Canada.
                              Moosepee? Is that what you drink up there? Your police don't have guns, only hockey sticks and empty Moosepee cans to hit?
                              You people must have hurt God in a very bad way.
                              METRE!!

                              And hey, have you ever had a beer can to the face....it'll drop you.

                              I'll drink real moosepee over your ...I don't even have the words....anyday.

                              We didn't hurt God - we accepted his noodly master the FSM.

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                                • James Hutchins
                                  True Christian™
                                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                   
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 29453
                                  #9
                                  Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

                                  Lot's of Gypsies are moving to Canada for the wide open spaces and places to roam and play the violin and camp out and drive carriages, but the racist Canadians have stopped them! They have imposed visa restrictions on all Czechoslovakians. The EU is threatening to require all Canadians to have visas to any EU country.
                                  The Czechoslovakians have recalled their ambassador from Canada as the war starts to smolder.
                                  So I guess having a MasterCard or AMEX means not being able to travel in EU?

                                  Do these Czechs realize it gets mighty cold in CAN come winter?
                                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                    • eliot mayfield
                                      God Squad
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 9324
                                      #10
                                      Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

                                      Originally posted by fuserxrx View Post
                                      METRE!!

                                      And hey, have you ever had a beer can to the face....it'll drop you.

                                      I'll drink real moosepee over your ...I don't even have the words....anyday.

                                      We didn't hurt God - we accepted his noodly master the FSM.
                                      Are you threatening me?
                                      Matthew:
                                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                        • fuserxrx
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          • Jul 2009
                                          • 28
                                          #11
                                          Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

                                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                          Are you threatening me?
                                          hahaha....of course not. I was just saying having a beer can thrown in your face hurts - speaking from experience.

                                          I only threaten violence when someone leaves a fingerprint on my monitor screen.

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                                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                              Christ's Rottweiler
                                               
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 22882
                                              #12
                                              Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

                                              Brother Mayhfield,

                                              I am shocked at this – I always looked on Canuckistanis as our slow cousins; misguided, yes – poorly served with True Christianity, yes – but basically good hearted.

                                              Now I see that they are neo-fascists, denying these merry gypsy folk a home.

                                              I have a couple of pictures: the first shows a Gypsy family at home in Canada; they have clearly become rich beyond most Canuckistanians dreams, so there’s jealously there and the second is Czech youths protesting that gypsies are not allowed to leave Czechoslovakia.
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                                              PS get Bobby Joe to tell those lazy SOB's in DHS to get up to the 49th parallel and stop any of them getting within 200 mile of Landover.
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                                                • eliot mayfield
                                                  God Squad
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 9324
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Racist Canadians! War brewing with Czechoslovakia and Canada

                                                  It's too crowded in Europe for the gypsies to enjoy a way of life that they need. It's in their culture to roam the wide open spaces. There's plenty of space in Canada. From what I've been reading they let in tons of Mexicans, so a few thousand gypsies won't hurt anything!
                                                  Matthew:
                                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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