Should Unmarried Women Be Allowed To Vote?

[Eight or Better]

The thread on cripples prompted me to give the topic on voting further thought.
Now, we all know women have limited capacity for reasonable thought beyond what to cook that night for dinner or which should be cleaned next, the living room or the dining room. So is it dangerous to just hand out voting rights to them willy-nilly? Which begs the question, should unmarried women be allowed to vote?
Now, I'm comfortable with a good Christian wife voting as obviously she'll vote as instructed by her husband. In rare cases she might not even need instruction as she may have picked up on correct voting policy while serving the menfolk food and beverage during their political discussions. But what about unmarried women? Who will tell them who to vote for?
Would it not make the election process simpler if voting were to be restricted to men only, but giving men extra votes for each woman he is responsible for? For example, if a man had a wife and two daughters who are of voting age (they should be at least engaged by then anyway but lets keep this simple), that would allow him a total of 4 votes. 1 for himself, 1 for his wife and 2 for his daughters.
Lesbians don't count as women so no extra votes for rough-putting daughters. Women suffering their monthly curse should certainly not be voting so this idea elegantly caters for that also. It also allows the women of the household better time to prepare the celebratory feast for election victory parties.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Should Unmarried Women Be Allowed To Vote?

I always say that women should obtain an absentee ballot and hand it over to the male authority in her life to fill it out, that is, her husband, her father, or her pastor.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[WWJDnow]

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I always say that women should obtain an absentee ballot and hand it over to the male authority in her life to fill it out, that is, her husband, her father, or her pastor.

Great idea, Pastor. I've heard that in Freehold, the Landover Deacons check over each ballot before it's cast, just to be sure that the domestic servants didn't slip in any votes for undesirables while nobody was looking. I wish we had a system like that where I live, in New York City. Here they let punk rockers and flaming homos--not to mention Jews, Catholics, and other people of obviously foreign origin--vote unsupervised! I'm sorry, but if you let chicks with spiked hair and guys wearing leather halter tops pick the public servants, you get people like Michael Bloomberg, a traitor to the Republican party, running the show.

This is a Christian nation, and we should have solid Christian men (and, of course, Godly and obedient women such as our next President, Sarah Palin) running our government, the way it says in the US Constitution.

[TC Patriot]

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Pastor Billy got it right but what about Sister Ann? Some might say that Ann is capable of thinking for herself but I do recall her saying she would Endorse Hellary Clinton over American Hero John McCain.

If I were Ann's daddy just for making that statement I would be taking away her right to vote along with a few trips to the woodshed and the administration of a good hickory switch across her womanly buttocks while she hears speeches by President Bush.

The point is, while women can be schooled properly, the female brain can often go haywire. We can blame Eve for that.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I think you are being unconscionably generous in giving extra votes to men responsible for spinsters. You should look to the law of unintended consequence: It would encourage the birth of women and discourage the birth of Christian Soldiers.

We have biblically 7 classes of women of majority age:

• The single with a father – requires no vote, her father will act in her interests
• The married - requires no vote, her husband will act in her interests
• The divorced - requires no vote, her lascivious conduct has excluded her from society.
• The Widow of more than one man - requires no vote, her lascivious conduct has excluded her from society
• The Widow of one man – may be eligible to vote if she owns land; is over the age of 60; is not given to idle gossip and is not otherwise a burden on society.
• The Lezbean – agreed. Imbeciles and other deluded people require no vote.
• The single woman lacking a father, brother, father’s brother or paternal grandfather.

So that leaves only the single girl as above and how many of them can there be? Now, you will see that there would seem to be no point in taking in marriage a woman lacking property or a father to pay for the nuptials, yet there is a crying need for servants, menial workers, etc. This is her ordained lot in life. Why on earth would she want to vote?

[Eight or Better]

Re: Should Unmarried Women Be Allowed To Vote?

I always say that women should obtain an absentee ballot and hand it over to the male authority in her life to fill it out, that is, her husband, her father, or her pastor.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I wholeheartedly agree Pastor, unfortunately however, there are heathen, lesbian bastard women in this world who have no regard for male authority. What is to become of their vote?

[Eight or Better]

Re: Should Unmarried Women Be Allowed To Vote?

I think you are being unconscionably generous in giving extra votes to men responsible for spinsters. You should look to the law of unintended consequence: It would encourage the birth of women and discourage the birth of Christian Soldiers.

We have biblically 7 classes of women of majority age:

• The single with a father – requires no vote, her father will act in her interests
• The married - requires no vote, her husband will act in her interests
• The divorced - requires no vote, her lascivious conduct has excluded her from society.
• The Widow of more than one man - requires no vote, her lascivious conduct has excluded her from society
• The Widow of one man – may be eligible to vote if she owns land; is over the age of 60; is not given to idle gossip and is not otherwise a burden on society.
• The Lezbean – agreed. Imbeciles and other deluded people require no vote.
• The single woman lacking a father, brother, father’s brother or paternal grandfather.

So that leaves only the single girl as above and how many of them can there be? Now, you will see that there would seem to be no point in taking in marriage a woman lacking property or a father to pay for the nuptials, yet there is a crying need for servants, menial workers, etc. This is her ordained lot in life. Why on earth would she want to vote?

I should have read further, Pastor Ezekiel lays out the points of which Pastor Billy was of course implying.
See folks? THIS is why we have Pastors.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It is a well-established fact, supported by not only the Holy Word of God but also secular science, that Men are smarter than women. This fact alone should be enough to decide the issue. In addition, it isn't even clear whether women have souls!

Look what women voting has gotten us so far: A jigaboo in the Whitehouse, an ailing economy, and prayer taken out of school!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Women -- married or otherwise -- should not be voting. That's common sense. But it goes further: ANYONE who would vote a committed Communist like Barack Ubangi into government office is a traitor to the Constitution and to the Republic. This applies to all Democrats, as their party platform is grounded in anti-American socialism. Traitors all. Treason is a felony, and felons have no voting rights.

Essentially, what I'm saying is that only Republicans should be allowed to vote.

[Jenni111]

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I can vote in 1 year!!!

I know everything there is to know about Canadian Politics, my father made sure of that!

Sadly, I don't really know much about the U.S.

[WWJDnow]

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Essentially, what I'm saying is that only Republicans should be allowed to vote.

I, too, yearn for the good old days of 2000.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I can vote in 1 year!!!

I know everything there is to know about Canadian Politics, my father made sure of that!

Sadly, I don't really know much about the U.S.

You poor girl. Hopefully, someday, you will have the honor of being part of GOD's favorite country (USA of course!). I think it would be a natural progression for Canada's government to fail and then the Northern United States could be formed. We'll have to drain the mushy areas, once they have thawed and look for bubbling crude oil. Any areas that don't produce loads of high quality crude, can be used for landfill, nuclear plants, and privatized prison factories.

PS Call me liberal, but I think a single gal should be allowed to vote, as long as her father or grandfather helps her make the right choices.

[TC Patriot]

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You poor girl. Hopefully, someday, you will have the honor of being part of GOD's favorite country (USA of course!). I think it would be a natural progression for Canada's government to fail and then the Northern United States could be formed. We'll have to drain the mushy areas, once they have thawed and look for bubbling crude oil. Any areas that don't produce loads of high quality crude, can be used for landfill, nuclear plants, and privatized prison factories.

PS Call me liberal, but I think a single gal should be allowed to vote, as long as her father or grandfather helps her make the right choices.

I have to admit. Sister Glendora makes a good point but beyond that, if you look at the numbers and the Demoncrat/ACORN election fixing we need our women to vote so long as they vote a straight Godly Republican ticket.