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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #1

    Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

    Sarah Palin, No Hockey Mom!

    We here at Landover have always been cautious about Sarah Palin and her claims. God is clear on the role of women, but, nevertheless, sees the necessity of their being on earth. With the following, you have to bear in mind that Levi has been prevented from marrying the mother of his child and may harbor a little disappointment but I am disturbed by the following article:
    If the father of her grandson is to be believed, Sarah Palin is not just the vice-presidential candidate who lost and the Governor who quit. She is also the parent who doesn’t do parenting — an allegation as political as it is personal.

    According to Levi Johnston, 19, who nearly married her daughter, Mrs Palin was the supermom who did not cook, the hockey mom who almost never attended her son’s hockey matches and the fearless outdoorswoman who had never touched a fishing rod and did not know what sort of gun nestled in a box under her bed.

    The latest injection of spite and mild sensation into the Palin saga is not likely to damage whatever political ambitions she still has but it is the first to deny the existence of the core personal qualities that so endeared her to much of the Republican base last autumn.

    Exhausted, or bored, by her duties as head of Alaska’s state government, Mrs Palin would return home most days by 5pm to take long baths and watch home improvement shows on television, Mr Johnston says.

    Mrs Palin argued frequently with her husband about the idea of divorce, insisted that she was going to adopt the baby her daughter was about to have with Mr Johnston and rapidly lost what enthusiasm she had for the Governor’s job on her return to Alaska last November, he claims.

    Most woundingly for a woman portrayed by the Republican campaign as a doting supermom, the former high school ice hockey star writes: “There wasn’t much parenting in that house. Sarah doesn’t cook, Todd [her husband] doesn’t cook — the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry and get ready for school.”

    Given Mrs Palin’s workload, voters might reasonably forgive her for cutting back on household chores but her political persona remains so closely aligned to what her supporters hope is the real woman underneath that such claims could damage her.

    Mr Johnston’s vengeful description of the Palin household, published yesterday by Vanity Fair, [edit:has a video here] comes after his split from Mrs Palin’s daughter, Bristol, 18, who gave birth to their son Tripp in December.

    It also marks Mr Johnston’s formal debut as a would-be celebrity. He has retained the services of a management team to field offers of film roles and modelling work.

    He has no shortage of axes to grind with the Palin family. His account describes being summoned without warning from work in the snowfields of northern Alaska to join the family at the Republican convention.

    He claims to have hated it. Installed in a Minnesota hotel in which an entire floor was reserved for the Palins, he was sized up for new suits by Burberry and Armani. “I remember thinking, ‘How could this get any worse?’, ” he writes.

    Mr Johnston has since complained of having access to his son restricted by the Palins.

    His portrait of the family that might have moved into the vice-presidential mansion in the grounds of the US naval observatory in Washington is beyond dysfunctional. While Mrs Palin complained of the stresses of the Governor’s job, her husband, a professional snowmobiler, “was always out in the garage working on his snow machines and drinking beer or screwing off [loafing around]”, Mr Johnston says.

    The Palins appeared happily married for the cameras on the campaign trail, but slept in separate bedrooms during the Republican convention and “wouldn’t go anywhere together unless the cameras were out”.

    As the gossip bible of the American liberal elite, Vanity Fair is unlikely to torpedo Mrs Palin’s prospects as a presidential candidate — unless her core constituency of red-state outdoorspeople takes seriously the revelation that she does not even know how to shoot.

    When Mr Johnston learnt that she had a gun and asked what type it was, she did not know, he claims. “It was in a box under her bed.”

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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #2
    Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

    Do you think Levi Johnston has any political aspirations? With my husband's permission I'd love to cast a vote for him. He seems like such a good Republican gentleman.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • David Goldman
      (not a Jew)
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 700

      #3
      Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

      I have no great love for either character. Palin is an uppity female, and Johnston is a social leach and now a degenerate circus freak: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-Playgirl.html
      "Levi Johnston: I'll strip for Playgirl".

      This is turning into the Hatfields vs McCoys, with America as the loser.
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      Proverbs 27:17
      Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
      Romans 1:20
      For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
      2 Timothy 2:15
      Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

        Levi is a disgusting LIAR and opportunist! Sister Sarah certainly knows how to shoot! Years ago, she and Todd hired me when I was a bush pilot in Alsaka. I took them on what at the time was a permit-only aerial bear hunt on Kodiak Island. I never saw their permit, but they told me thay had one and I believed them.

        Todd let Sarah have a go after he had gotten his limit of two Brown (called Grizzlies in the lower 48) Bears. She missed her first two opportunities. But on her third shot, I had that plane down below the tree tops over a some willows and Sarah got her bear!

        The gound at the nearest strip was too soft for a landing, so she never got to claim her trophy, but I will swear on a STACK of KJV 1611s that she got that sow bear right between the eyes!
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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #5
          Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

          I'm glad we have you smart men around to set us straight in these political matters then. All this serious talk makes me a little dizzy.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • MirthMenace
            Unsaved trash, Godmocking pervert
            • Dec 2007
            • 79

            #6
            Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

            Even though Sarah Palin will NEVER become leader of the free world, and in spite of the fact that she's as dumb as a post, I have to admit she's mighty easy on the eyes. I mean I could damn near overlook her theocratic agenda if I could have a say in her day-to-day wardrobe. Seriously, even duct tape over her pretty little mouth would do little to detract from her value as eye candy. I hope Todd can find a way to rein her in.

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            • TinyJay
              Unsaved trash
              • Sep 2009
              • 112

              #7
              Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

              see its not just me that thinks she is HOT
              "Speaking words of wisdom LET IT BE" P. McCartney

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22889

                #8
                Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

                Whereas
                (i)there is a natural desire to chose a quality mother for your little Soldiers for Christ, and
                (ii)to that end God has given man the gift of seeing every woman in ‘marks out of ten’ all the time and regardless of anything else, but
                (iii)being led by your desires of the flesh is no way to chose a leader and
                (iv)No less than 12 times does The Lord speak against coveting and desiring your neighbor’s wife

                Ex:20:17: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
                Le:18:20: Moreover thou shalt not lie carnally with thy neighbour's wife, to defile thyself with her.
                Le:20:10: And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
                De:5:21: Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy neighbour's.
                De:22:24: Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
                Proverb:6:29: So he that goeth in to his neighbour's wife; whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent.
                Jer:5:8: They were as fed horses in the morning: every one neighed after his neighbour's wife.
                Eze:18:6: And hath not eaten upon the mountains, neither hath lifted up his eyes to the idols of the house of Israel, neither hath defiled his neighbour's wife, neither hath come near to a menstruous woman,
                Eze:18:11: And that doeth not any of those duties, but even hath eaten upon the mountains, and defiled his neighbour's wife,
                Eze:18:15: That hath not eaten upon the mountains, neither hath lifted up his eyes to the idols of the house of Israel, hath not defiled his neighbour's wife,
                Eze:22:11: And one hath committed abomination with his neighbour's wife; and another hath lewdly defiled his daughter in law; and another in thee hath humbled his sister, his father's daughter.
                Eze:33:26: Ye stand upon your sword, ye work abomination, and ye defile every one his neighbour's wife: and shall ye possess the land?
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • MirthMenace
                  Unsaved trash, Godmocking pervert
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 79

                  #9
                  Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

                  Yeah, but we're overlooking one tiny detail. I don't reside anywhere near the Palins and they are therefore not my neighbors. That said, I don't see what the problem is with being covetous of Sarah.

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                  • David Goldman
                    (not a Jew)
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 700

                    #10
                    Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

                    Originally posted by MirthMenace View Post
                    Yeah, but we're overlooking one tiny detail. I don't reside anywhere near the Palins and they are therefore not my neighbors. That said, I don't see what the problem is with being covetous of Sarah.
                    Then try the 35 references to fornication, and 33 references to adultery in the KJV1611.

                    And yes, before you ask,
                    Matthew 5:
                    27Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

                    28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
                    That should tie up all of the loopholes.

                    Yes, she is pretty, but then so are all Godly women. They are temples of the Holy Spirit and He resides within them, which gives them an extra glow. Appreciate their loveliness for what it is, and don't ruin it with lust
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                    Proverbs 27:17
                    Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                    Romans 1:20
                    For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                    2 Timothy 2:15
                    Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

                    ___________________
                    Connect with me on:
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                    • MirthMenace
                      Unsaved trash, Godmocking pervert
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 79

                      #11
                      Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

                      Cute, but to not give into and act upon lust might make me seem ungrateful to my Creator for the gift of lust.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

                        Originally posted by MirthMenace View Post
                        Cute, but to not give into and act upon lust might make me seem ungrateful to my Creator for the gift of lust.
                        I suppose you feel the same about hate, sloth, envy, and greed. Seriously, do you ever even think before you type?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • MirthMenace
                          Unsaved trash, Godmocking pervert
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 79

                          #13
                          Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          I suppose you feel the same about hate, sloth, envy, and greed. Seriously, do you ever even think before you type?
                          Look, all I'm saying is that Ms. Palin's God-given beauty is not wasted on me or any other heterosexual male. Ok? True, she's not the brightest Crayola in the box, but still, come on, you have to admit she's endowed with some very desirable female traits, lack of intellect notwithstanding.

                          Seriously, Nobar, if presented with the opportunity, you........oh.......never mind......

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                          • HTannor
                            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2612

                            #14
                            Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

                            I had the distinct pleasure of meeting Sarah at Reverend Jim's birthday party this weekend. It took only moments before we became truly enamored with each other. She had the 'tard with her, but shoved it into Todd's hands while she autographed this photo for me:






                            Please don't speak harshly of her.





                            Sarah/Rush 2012
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • TinyJay
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 112

                              #15
                              Re: Sarah Palin - No Hockey Mom?

                              Who is speaking harsh ,she is FINE
                              "Speaking words of wisdom LET IT BE" P. McCartney

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