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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #1

    Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan!

    In yet another direct affront to Jesus, the mayor of London, England (an avowed communist and sodomite facilitator) has announced that Christians are to stop eating for one month like a hellbound terrorist mudslime! Look for Jesus to destroy England utterly and completely any day now, Brothers and sisters!

    London Mayor Recommends Ramadan Fast for All

    I urge people, particularly during Ramadan, to find out more about Islam, increase your understanding and learning, even fast for a day with your Muslim neighbor and break your fast at the local mosque.
    The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has recommended that non-Muslims take the opportunity of the month of Ramadan to fast, along with their Muslim neighbors, in order to promote "understanding between cultures."

    Johnson told members of a London mosque that with Muslims so much a part of London life, it would be befitting for non-Muslims to get to know their fellow Londoners' customs and religion better.

    "Whether it's in theater, comedy, sports, music or politics, Muslims are challenging the traditional stereotypes and showing that they are, and want to be, a part of the mainstream community," Johnson said. ''That's why I urge people, particularly during Ramadan, to find out more about Islam, increase your understanding and learning, even fast for a day with your Muslim neighbor and break your fast at the local mosque. I would be very surprised if you didn't find that you share more in common than you thought," he said.

    'Muslims are at the heart of every aspect of society," he added. "Their contribution is something that all Londoners benefit from. Muslim police officers, doctors, scientists and teachers are an essential part of the fabric of London." There are currently 1.6 million Muslims in Britain, most of whom fast during Ramadan, Muslim community officials told reporters.


    Not all Londoners embraced the idea. A local English Democrat leader, Steve Uncles, blasted Johnson's comments, saying that "the indigenous culture of this country is based on Christianity and Paganism. Of course, as an open and tolerant society, if people want to practice other religions, then good luck to them. But the state should not be funding them because otherwise we will lose our culture."

    Although perhaps the most original, Johnson's is far from the only effort by Western politicians to honor Ramadan and Muslims. Last week, U.S. President Barack Obama hosted a Ramadan break the fast meal at the White House. "Islam, as we know, is part of America," Obama said during the dinner. "Together we have a responsibility to foster engagement grounded in mutual interest and mutual respect."

    There was no word on whether London Mayor Johnson was planning to suggest that Muslims and Christians fast on Yom Kippur in order to better understand their Jewish neighbors.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

    I wonder what the English dotheads think about this silly idea.

    Perhaps they should indeed fast together. Say, a year or two. Problem solved!

    In the mean time, perhaps the mayor should change his name to Boris Yeltsin.
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 09-07-2009, 04:39 PM.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

      Indeed, having members of the British government embrace the false religion of Mohammad will accelerate the collapse of the British empire into yet another unneeded third world crap hole.


      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

        Is this their way of encouraging even more islamofascist immigrants? They should be doing whatever they can to get rid of the terrorists, not coddle them.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • angels
          Forum Member, lost in space
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 794

          #5
          Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

          Another ridiculous idea. This Country is being over run, by these people.
          We have to accept them, or be called racist.

          I had a collection of porcelain pigs on my window shelf. My favourite was white with spots, anyways, a mudslime family accused me of insulting them, by keeping my porcelain pigs in view of the street.
          The local Council, said if I failed to remove them, I'd be up in court.
          Yet, they cover their faces, so you can't see them, they have their traditions, and we have to put up with it. So unfair.

          Well, I WON'T be celebrating anything, thats for sure.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22826

            #6
            Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

            Originally posted by angels View Post
            Another ridiculous idea. This Country is being over run, by these people.
            We have to accept them, or be called racist.[...]
            I could hardly believe UK was so bad, so I hit Google and first thing I came up with was this!

            Too much in society are we forever having to change our traditions and our customs to suit the pathetic few that want to come and live in our country. I mean if I were to travel to say, India, and say I were to say that something was offensive over there then I would be told where to shove my opinions, and yet it seems allowable to let them dictate to us what we can and cannot say.I mean, it was preposterous that 'Bah bah black sheep' has to be changed to 'Bah bah rainbow sheep' it is most profoundly stupid and ridiculous. I mean here are a couple others - black bag ~ refuse sack; black board ~ chalk board; gollywogs (banned?!?). Gollywogs are tradition dating back to the 19th century, if they are to ban that then why not rule a total ban on smoking, a total ban on horse racing etc etc. Also, our holy and festive period has been attacked, we can no longer refer to our Christmas lights as Christmas lights but now as festive lights. I mean it is disgusting that we cannot celebrate fully the name of our Lord Jesus Christ (Christmas) any more in public, yet they can go around wearing their headdresses and ridiculous full-length pajamas in public! Next they will be changing Easter eggs into chocolate eggs, or festive eggs.
            Angels, my mind is that you are in the moral majority but you are a silent majority! You need to find a few men who will get out there street preaching and save that pestered island of yours.
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            • angels
              Forum Member, lost in space
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2009
              • 794

              #7
              Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              I could hardly believe UK was so bad, so I hit Google and first thing I came up with was this!



              Angels, my mind is that you are in the moral majority but you are a silent majority! You need to find a few men who will get out there street preaching and save that pestered island of yours.


              Dear Brother Ezekiel,

              England is a den of evil. And you are so right, I can't do this alone. I have stopped the local witches from trying to steal souls.(spiritualists). After their hall burned to the ground, they have nowhere to go. So for now, that has stopped. Thank The Lord.

              However, I believe you are right, I need to talk to the other ladies at Church, I'm sure they can persuade their wonderful husbands to do something.
              But, as you so rightly said, I and many of the congregation at Church, are in the minority.
              These mudslimes squeal equality, racism, or threatening behaviour, if you so much as look at them the wrong way.

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              • releaseme
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 116

                #8
                Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

                Can't believe this its England not iraq if were not too carefull they will be taking the country away like there slowly doing now and wanting there own laws out of order IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNRTY
                The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                • releaseme
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 116

                  #9
                  Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

                  Originally posted by angels View Post
                  Another ridiculous idea. This Country is being over run, by these people.
                  We have to accept them, or be called racist.

                  I had a collection of porcelain pigs on my window shelf. My favourite was white with spots, anyways, a mudslime family accused me of insulting them, by keeping my porcelain pigs in view of the street.
                  The local Council, said if I failed to remove them, I'd be up in court.
                  Yet, they cover their faces, so you can't see them, they have their traditions, and we have to put up with it. So unfair.

                  Well, I WON'T be celebrating anything, thats for sure.
                  ^^^^^^^ Me either
                  The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                  • angels
                    Forum Member, lost in space
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 794

                    #10
                    Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

                    Originally posted by releaseme View Post
                    Can't believe this its England not iraq if were not too carefull they will be taking the country away like there slowly doing now and wanting there own laws out of order IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNRTY

                    England isn't England anymore.

                    The mudslimes have taken over many parts of Northern England, and it's getting worse and worse.

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                    • releaseme
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 116

                      #11
                      Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

                      Thats true think thats why the bnp are getting more seats up north because of the suitation
                      The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                      • angels
                        Forum Member, lost in space
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 794

                        #12
                        Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

                        Originally posted by releaseme View Post
                        Thats true think thats why the bnp are getting more seats up north because of the suitation

                        I agree, but BNP get a bad press too.

                        It's like little India in the North. I couldn't say that here, because I'd be called a racist. But I'm just pointing out facts.

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                        • releaseme
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 116

                          #13
                          Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

                          Lets just hope England stand against it some how doubt it though
                          The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                          • Imzadi
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 40

                            #14
                            Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

                            Originally posted by angels View Post
                            Another ridiculous idea. This Country is being over run, by these people.
                            We have to accept them, or be called racist.

                            I had a collection of porcelain pigs on my window shelf. My favourite was white with spots, anyways, a mudslime family accused me of insulting them, by keeping my porcelain pigs in view of the street.
                            The local Council, said if I failed to remove them, I'd be up in court.
                            Yet, they cover their faces, so you can't see them, they have their traditions, and we have to put up with it. So unfair.

                            Well, I WON'T be celebrating anything, thats for sure.
                            If that's true, then that's terrible! Definitely go out out buy more pigs!!!

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                            • BlessTheFall
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                              • Aug 2009
                              • 18

                              #15
                              Re: Mayor of London Forces Christians to celebrate Muslim Ramadan

                              Until I can get enough money together I have to stay in this hell hole of a country. Boris Johnson is an idiot, and would get laughed at if he were in the US.

                              It is just getting worse and worse, the open door immigration system has let them all in and made a new muslim country in west Europe. I fear that by the next election, a muslim will be elected and get control of the Brits nukes!

                              I hopefully won't be here to see that though.

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