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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #1

    Palin Memoir Coming in November!

    Get your crayons ready: Sarah Palin’s memoir, “Going Rogue: An American Life” is coming November 17.

    The 400-page book, originally planned for a spring release, will instead be available in time to stuff the stockings of eager youngsters. Little Timmy and Jane will while away the hours coloring images of rogue elephants, a strip mall labeled “Wasilla City Hall”, rape kits, and an image of Palin and McCain pummeling one another behind a closed door.

    Palin promises that there will be more than pretty pictures in this book; in fact, it promises to be a demonstration of her talents in the dark art of Bitchcraft:
    There have been so many things written and said through mainstream media that have not been accurate, and it will be nice through an unfiltered forum to get to speak truthfully about who we are and what we stand for and what Alaska is all about. The idea is to focus on the content of the book and what’s coming in terms of me being able to tell my story unrestrained and unfiltered.
    “Unrestrained and unfiltered”? A Jerry Springer Spectacular? You betcha!

    Be sure to check your local Christian bookseller for the “special Christian Faithful edition“.
    The book will be co-published for the Christian market by HarperCollins subsidiary Zondervan. [Palin's attorney Robert] Barnett said he’s had other clients, such as Dan Quayle, Bill Bennett and Oliver North — “people who have a faith element to their lives” — who also had their books co-published by a religious subsidiary. Such firms have relationships with religious-oriented bookstores. It is also possible that the Zondervan version of the Palin book might be slightly different than the Harper one.

    “Sometimes you put a different cover on it, sometimes you might add an extra chapter to the edition that’s more faith oriented, all those plans remain to be made,” Barnett said.
    At present, promotion and publicity efforts have not yet been set in place, though we understand that Crayola is interested in a joint effort.

    It’s come to our attention that a music video was produced based upon the original working title, Going Vague: An American Idiot, a not-so-subtle reference to her domestic and foreign policy goals as articulated during the 2008 campaign. [It won't embed; it's QuickTime. If someone can embed from the link, please do. -JD]

    QuickTime Video

    Unfortunately, it won’t be used in the advertising campaign due to the revised title. Shame to let it go to waste.

    By the way, if you don’t like the current title, you’re not alone. Laura Nathan at True/Slant is seeking alternate titles. Libtree09 doesn’t offer a title, but investigates the current choice:
    Ah, lets go the dictionary…rogue…from Miriam Webster: : vagrant, tramp
    2 : a dishonest or worthless person : scoundrel
    3 : a mischievous person : scamp
    4 : a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave
    5 : an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation
    — rogu·ish \ˈrō-gish\ adjective
    — rogu·ish·ly adverb
    — rogu·ish·ness noun

    Now go to a thesaurus:
    rogue
    Function: noun
    Meaning: 1 a mean, evil, or unprincipled person — see villain
    2 an appealingly mischievous person — see scamp 1
    I'm going to order a stack and take them to the orphanage, so all the girls can color in their future heroine!
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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

    That's wonderful, Sister Jenny. Do you know anywhere I can pre-order a few dozen copies?

    I'm going to take them to the soup kitchen I volunteer at. It will be nice to mix in with the Chick Tracts.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Larry Lee
      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
      True Christian™ Theologian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 4464

      #3
      Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

      I truly believe our Sister Sarah has written a companion to the KJV1611 Bible itself! Except, Sarah's wise enough to include anecdotes like the hilarity that ensued recently, when she discovered she was giving a speech in Hong Kong -- a city, rather than Hong, Kong -- the country
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      I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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      • John Scopes
        Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
        • Sep 2009
        • 666

        #4
        Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

        Ms. Palin is an interesting study indeed. She has a son who is chromosomally enhanced, which in itself is of course another subject.

        Her other children appear to be normal, but some have behaved in a manner coincident with recessive gene traits. A fascinating family.
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        “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

          I can't wait to get some tips on making a good Moose Stew, which'll be double-delish with my Home-Baked, Biblically-Correct Dungbread

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22882

            #6
            Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

            I have already ordered my Special Edition bound in luxurious baby seal skin.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #7
              Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

              I hope it's printed on nice, soft paper. My Sears catalog is almost gone.
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • John Scopes
                Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                • Sep 2009
                • 666

                #8
                Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                I have already ordered my Special Edition bound in luxurious baby seal skin.
                Just a scientific question, was the seal harvested from a plane, or on the ground ?
                sigpic
                “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                • John Scopes
                  Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 666

                  #9
                  Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

                  Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                  I hope it's printed on nice, soft paper. My Sears catalog is almost gone.
                  It is refreshing to see someone concerned with the environment in this place. We all should stive to recycle whenever possible.
                  sigpic
                  “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22882

                    #10
                    Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

                    Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                    Just a scientific question, was the seal harvested from a plane, or on the ground ?
                    by Mrs Palin personally with a baseball bat and skinned whilst still warm.
                    sigpic


                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • John Scopes
                      Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 666

                      #11
                      Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      by Mrs Palin personally with a baseball bat and skinned whilst still warm.
                      Waste not, want not.
                      sigpic
                      “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

                        Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                        Just a scientific question, was the seal harvested from a plane, or on the ground ?
                        What would a seal be doing on a plane?
                        www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                        Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                        Christian Ladies:
                        Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                        • H. Montague Worthington
                          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2716

                          #13
                          Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

                          I just checked Amazon.com, and Sister Sarah's book is already the #2 bestseller right behind the The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown and just ahead of the latest Glenn Beck masterpiece, Arguing with Idiots: How to Stop Small Minds and Big Government.

                          GLORY!!

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #14
                            Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

                            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                            I just checked Amazon.com, and Sister Sarah's book is already the #2 bestseller right behind the The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown and just ahead of the latest Glenn Beck masterpiece, Arguing with Idiots: How to Stop Small Minds and Big Government.

                            GLORY!!
                            Is he wearing a Russian military uniform on that cover?
                            www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                            Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                            Christian Ladies:
                            Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                            • John Scopes
                              Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 666

                              #15
                              Re: Palin Memoir Coming in November!

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              What would a seal be doing on a plane?
                              Shooting at wolves with their feet ??
                              sigpic
                              “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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