Christian Exodus!

[JennyD]

For quite a few years, there's been a Christian Exodus movement in the United States. They seek to relocate Christians to South Carolina and Idaho.

Unfortunately, these fine locations are still with reach of The Obama!

I propose that Christians should instead purchase a nation somewhere in the world and take it over entirely, establishing a Christian nation on Earth. Not only would we be safe from socialists, Marxists, homosexuals, and Michael Moore, but we'd also be able to remove all Christian money from the United States and let it collapse upon itself.

Afterward, we could buy a desirable portion from the Chinese.

But what nation should we purchase now?

I suppose it would be best to first pick a continent. Here's a poll.

[Hank]

Re: Christian Exodus!

I reckon we should invade Canadia and Mexica and make them all American.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Christian Exodus!

The way I see it, by leaving America we are giving up to our enemies. We're essentially telling them "Okay, you win, here are the keys to our nation.". No, rather I say we stand tall and fight back the tide of communism, homosexuality, atheism, Hellywood, Obama, Satanism, wicca, and all other vile forces. They can take the American flag out of my cold, dead hands as far as I'm concerned!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Christian Exodus!

The way I see it, by leaving America we are giving up to our enemies. We're essentially telling them "Okay, you win, here are the keys to our nation.". No, rather I say we stand tall and fight back the tide of communism, homosexuality, atheism, Hellywood, Obama, Satanism, wicca, and all other vile forces. They can take the American flag out of my cold, dead hands as far as I'm concerned!

QUOTED FOR THE TURTH

Did George Washinton give up at the Alamo??? NO!!!

We TRUE Americans MUST Fight back and defend this country that Jesus HIMSELF gave us. Just because we have this tribulation presidency is no excuse to run away from the fight. We must PRESS ON!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Exodus!

The way I see it, by leaving America we are giving up to our enemies. We're essentially telling them "Okay, you win, here are the keys to our nation.". No, rather I say we stand tall and fight back the tide of communism, homosexuality, atheism, Hellywood, Obama, Satanism, wicca, and all other vile forces. They can take the American flag out of my cold, dead hands as far as I'm concerned!

QUOTED FOR THE TURTH

Did George Washinton give up at the Alamo??? NO!!!

We TRUE Americans MUST Fight back and defend this country that Jesus HIMSELF gave us. Just because we have this tribulation presidency is no excuse to run away from the fight. We must PRESS ON!

AMEN Brothers!! Jesus gave us this land after the savage redskins pre-stole it. It would be purely HATEFUL of us to reject His loving gift.

Expanding Christ's Kingdom is our job, not retreating like a bunch of limp-wristed European surrendermonkeys. Liberating Canada and Mexico should be a top priority for the Palin/Huckabee administration come 2012.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Christian Exodus!

Well, it seems to me that we got the workings for a fine Christian nation right here in Texas. With Osambo in the White House and his vicious army of ACORN "volunteers," our once-great nation has been renamed the USSR (United States Socialist Republic).

Fortunately, people down here in Texas are enlightened, thanks to Fox News and AM talk radio. Osambo ain't pulling the wool over our eyes! We know the score. We know that he was grown in a test tube in Kenya rather than being born in Hawaii to a white woman. We know that his health care plan is just an excuse to put granny to death and to sterilize white people so that negroes take over. We know that gay marriage will become compulsory, and that teenagers will be sent to concentration camps to be transformed into brown-shirted "Obama youths." Praised be Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin for telling us the truth!

With the USA having gone communist, there's only one thing we can do - secede! Fortunately, our great governor supports us.

Once we get our Republic of Texas (ROT) established and kick out all the beaners, Joos and other troublemakers, we can then send our armies to liberate the rest of you poor souls who have the great misfortune not to be living here in the true Paradise on Earth.



There's no way we can lose. Don't forget - Texas is a nuklear power!


He-haw!

Brother Buford

[Levi Jones]

Re: Christian Exodus!

Well, it seems to me that we got the workings for a fine Christian nation right here in Texas. With Osambo in the White House and his vicious army of ACORN "volunteers," our once-great nation has been renamed the USSR (United States Socialist Republic).


Brother Buford

Amen, Brother Buford! I have been wanting to come back to Godly Texas for years. It would definitely be my choice if I were to ever leave Iowa.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Christian Exodus!

Let's do this by a process of elimination:

• South America: Land of Romanism and voodoo.
• Europe: Land of Romanism, atheism, and fag-enabling.
• Africa: Land of voodoo and Is-lame; the "Christians" are actually Angler-can'ts.
• Asia: From Is-lame in the West to Shin-toe in the East, the Asians will believe anything, as long as it isn't Christianity.
• Australia: They hate Americans and, by extension, Jesus.
• Antarctica: Too cold and too full of gay penguins.

As you can see, the only remaining choice is North America.