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  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 666

    #1

    Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White House?

    Usually when I get a powerful message, it's through my brain's internal satellite receiver, or I will see hidden messages in 3D while watching television. But I was reading CNN, searching for clues on why Balloon Boy was not a hoax but an actual UFO that was caught on tape. GOVERNMENT FAKED"BALLOON BOY", created fake characters the HEENES,to cover up story.WEATHER BALLOON = ACTUAL UFO. Extra-terrestial contact is becoming more of a reality!!!!!

    Now I found this on CNN. A Congressman is making the bold claim that Dick Cheney is a vampire. He says he has seen blood dripping from his mouth and that he turned into a bat once. THIS IS TRUE. If Dick Cheney is a vampire, what other high-ranking organizatons have vampires infiltrated? IS OBAMA A VAMPIRE? PELOSI? LIMBAUGH? RON PAUL?

    Just last night two vampires came knocking on my hotel room door asking for blood. When I wouldn't let them in, they turned into bats and tried to fly into my room via the open window but I closed it in time. NOW TODAY I READ CHENEY VAMPIRE TRUTH.

    I am being stalked by Vampires.
    Vampires own CCTVs and watch you in your private home.
    WATCH OUT FOR VAMPIRES....


    NEW YORK (CNN)– Controversial freshman Rep. Alan Grayson, who has become famous for attacking the Republicans' health care plan, went on the attack again Friday night, calling former Vice President Dick Cheney a vampire for his recent criticism of the Obama administration's handling of the war in Afghanistan.


    "I have trouble listening to what [Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he's talking," the Florida Democrat said on MSNBC's Hardball Friday night. "But my response is this: he's just angry because the president doesn't shoot old men in the face. But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?"
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
  • Hank
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 405

    #2
    Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

    GOD HATES FAGS
    Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
    DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

    WHITE AND PROUD

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #3
      Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

      It sounds like someone is off his meds again.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #4
        Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

        I can't believe that Godless loon Alan Grayson would attack our beloved former Vice President.

        Grayson just doesn't understand that everyone loves Dick.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • crazychick
          Unsaved trash
          • Oct 2009
          • 48

          #5
          Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

          Just last night two vampires came knocking on my hotel room door asking for blood.
          But they asked so nicely, why would you deny them the very thing that keeps them alive, or undead, or whatever? You are the cruel one here.

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          • crazychick
            Unsaved trash
            • Oct 2009
            • 48

            #6
            Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
            Grayson just doesn't understand that everyone loves Dick.
            I'm sure you are in the front of the row with anything concerning Dick, aren't you?

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #7
              Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

              Originally posted by crazychick View Post
              I'm sure you are in the front of the row with anything concerning Dick, aren't you?

              Don't you love Dick?
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • crazychick
                Unsaved trash
                • Oct 2009
                • 48

                #8
                Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

                Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                Don't you love Dick?
                I do love Dick. I love Dick in the morning, Dick in the afternoon and some more Dick before I roll over from exhaustion I go to sleep!!

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

                  Come, now. Dick Cheney, an umpire? When was the last time you saw him at a ball game?

                  Yep, never.

                  You've lost it, buddy.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

                    If Cheney needs suck the very life force out of people SO WHAT??? The man is one of Jesus Chosen Elect and PRODUCER darn it! It is not not like he is some UNION leach out to loot the economy.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #11
                      Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

                      Look, M.P., you need to start taking your meds again. Those probably weren't vampires at your door, it was probably the cleaning staff. Now, let me go out and say this: Vampires do exist. Many goths/wiccans/satanists do engage in ritual blood-drinking. This is a documented fact.

                      However, vampires don't turn into literal bats. I'm sure that Demoncrat representative was just describing Cheney as a vampire metaphorically, because our dear Dick Cheney doesn't fit the mold of a typical vampire. Vampires are usually pale, dress in black, go out at night, listen to goth/metal/emo music, wear makeup, practice witchcraft, etc. That doesn't sound like Cheney at all.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • Hank
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 405

                        #12
                        Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

                        Dick Chaney is anointed by God. He speaks in tongues too.
                        Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                        GOD HATES FAGS
                        Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                        DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                        WHITE AND PROUD

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                        • WWJDnow
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6294

                          #13
                          Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Come, now. Dick Cheney, an umpire? When was the last time you saw him at a ball game?
                          Huh?

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          vampires don't turn into literal bats
                          Oh, that explains it. The bats at ballgames are all real, so they can't be vampires. Got it.
                          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Is Dick Cheney a VAMPIRE?!?!? Vampire cults control White Hou

                            And what does that have to do with wing-bats?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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