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  • RottenMakaral
    Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
    • Oct 2009
    • 5

    #1

    What do you think about the BNP?

    Hi everyone, new to these forums and i have a question for you Landover Christians. What do you think about the BNP and the KKK, do you support them, or do you Demonise them?

    Thanks for any answers!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: What do you think about the BNP?

    Originally posted by Holy Makaral! View Post
    Hi everyone, new to these forums and i have a question for you Landover Christians. What do you think about the BNP and the KKK, do you support them, or do you Demonise them?

    Thanks for any answers!
    Do you really think we care about British minority groups?

    Here in God's own country we have no support for anyone but Jesus and the Republican Party.

    The other thing you should know, is that we do not tolerate racism here.

    Now, I think you should show some manners and introduce yourself in the INTRODUCTION FORUM.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • RottenMakaral
      Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
      • Oct 2009
      • 5

      #3
      Re: What do you think about the BNP?

      Oh ok, well thank you for your Honestly, but what do you mean the BNP representing a Minority group? They represent the White Population of Britain.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22878

        #4
        Re: What do you think about the BNP?

        As I understand it, the “white population” of Englandistan is probably a minority and certainly is if viewed as the number of True Christians™.
        Look, the UK is a small, cold, damp island that God’s Favorite Country uses as a launchpad and landing strip for instilling Eurortrash with True Christianity™. It matters little who runs the show there, they’ll cooperate to keep “The Special Relationship.”

        The Special Relationship is where POTUS tells Queen Elizabeth what to do.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • RottenMakaral
          Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
          • Oct 2009
          • 5

          #5
          Re: What do you think about the BNP?

          Well, first i want to say its nice to meet you Ezekiel. Second, the Population of Britain is majorly White, At least 95%.

          Also the Queen has no Influence in the running of the Country, she is not allowed in the house of Commons by Law. So the President is wasting his breath.

          Oh and i do believe you have us to thank for the King James Bible.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: What do you think about the BNP?

            Originally posted by RottenMakaral View Post
            Oh and i do believe you have us to thank for the King James Bible.
            No, we have God to thank. King James was a toothless queer, but God used him good.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • RottenMakaral
              Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
              • Oct 2009
              • 5

              #7
              Re: What do you think about the BNP?

              If he was a toothless Queer then why did god use him? I thought God hated Queers?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: What do you think about the BNP?

                Originally posted by RottenMakaral View Post
                If he was a toothless Queer then why did god use him? I thought God hated Queers?
                God does hate queers. Also witches, liars, perverts, goths, cripples, and non-Christians. See my signature for a more detailed list.

                But God also works in mysterious ways, and uses us all as He sees fit. Who are you to question God?

                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • RottenMakaral
                  Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: What do you think about the BNP?

                  Well i am the Almighty Thor, God of Thunder. Being much more powerful than God, I can Question him all I want.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22878

                    #10
                    Re: What do you think about the BNP?

                    Originally posted by RottenMakaral View Post
                    Well i am the Almighty Thor, God of Thunder.
                    Oh, good. Is it going to rain tomorrow?
                    Being much more powerful than God,
                    false supernatural beings cannot exist, therefore your powers are illusory
                    I can Question him all I want.
                    That is so, only the hateful catlix say you have to speak to Him through one of their choir-boy piffling priests. However, and with God there is often a 'However', He is unlikely to listen to you until your Godly IQ rises above your waist measurement.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: What do you think about the BNP?

                      Originally posted by RottenMakaral View Post
                      If he was a toothless Queer then why did god use him? I thought God hated Queers?
                      God can use the hellbound all He likes. Just consider King Cyrus of Persia or the Romanists on the U.S. Supreme Court.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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