[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

My mistake, I misunderstood. I thought he was talking about Wash, not Monty! One of my research assistants left the cover off of the glue we were using to make dinosaur models. I've sincerely apologized for urinating in the baptismal pool and ive made amends by firing my assistant. I hope you can forgive me!

Well, six figures ain't bad if we're talking about Brother Monty's WEEKLY salary. If he's pulling down $500,000 a week, that's $26 million a year. OK, that's a tight budget when you're supporting 5 yachts, 3 LearJets and 12 McMansions, but after all, we're in a recession so even Republican CEOs have to tighten their belts a little.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

The Fascist Communist Muslims that hate America had all of this in mind when they created Barack HUSSEIN Obama in a Kenyan test tube nearly 49 years ago. They are all laughing at us now from their secret bunkers under the ocean because we fell hook, line and sinker for their clever scheme to destroy America through higher taxes, a reformed health care system, and socialist doctrine. We'll be lucky if we're not living in caves and speaking Chinese by the end of the year.

Sad.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

The Fascist Communist Muslims that hate America had all of this in mind when they created Barack HUSSEIN Obama in a Kenyan test tube nearly 49 years ago. They are all laughing at us now from their secret bunkers under the ocean.

Wow! Brother Montague, when I was a patient in the Happydale Home for the Mentally Disturbed, I had visions of those secret bunkers under the ocean. The chief psychiatrist said that this was a delusion, but I'm glad that my beliefs have now been confirmed! I am vindicated!

Yes, the ACORN terrorists indeed have secret bunkers under the ocean from where they hatch their evil liberal plots. They also have bunkers on the moon. I sometimes pick up their radio broadcasts through the fillings in my teeth (that's also where I pick up transmissions from The Lord, telling me to harass abortion clinics).

The liberal media, of course, won't talk about the secret bunkers. They want you to think that ACORN is just a harmless "community organization." Hah! Meanwhile, ACORN continues to poison our children through their daily aerial spraying, known as chemtrails. It's the most sinister plot since the fluoridation of water!

It's so good to know that I'm perfectly sane despite what those liberal doctors said. It's the Democrats who are crazy, with all that ridiculous talk about "evolution" and "global warming." How could any sane person ever believe that nonsense?

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[A_Dream]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

All they have to do is get it past where it is and BANG! we got Socializable medicine right here in America!

Congratulations, you'll only get it 30 years after the rest of the developed world. What an achievement!

It will be like Europe and there will be long lines for aspirin and old people will dying on waiting lists.

Instead of what it's like in America, where old people die, not even on waiting lists! Yay!

People will be selling their kidneys to pay the rent and to afford food for their kids because of all the damnable Mexicans on welfare using up all the money to feed their hundreds of children with our taxes. Makes me sick just thinking about it.

It's illegal to sell part of your own body in most countries with socialised medicine.

Private health is about FREEDOM!

Only for the rich, who have usually gotten rich at the detriment of others. Your insane republican views are just one of the reasons that America is looked down on by a lot of the rest of the world.

You are controlled by fear; you are not free. You just think you are, because your education system isn't good enough to teach you otherwise.

[Nobar King]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

Your insane republican views are just one of the reasons that America is looked down on by a lot of the rest of the world.

Would you mind pointing out which part agrees with the U.S.A.? Those must be our friends.

You are controlled by fear; you are not free. You just think you are, because your education system isn't good enough to teach you otherwise.

What are you talking about? We have the best education system in the whole world!

[A_Dream]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

Of course you don't! In your country, only the well off are properly educated. In Australia, anyone can have a university education because it's heavily subsidized by the government. The small fees that students do have to pay are only required to be repaid after they have a career that pays a minimum amount of money, to ensure that no one goes bankrupt for the sake of an education.

Plus, we are given [i]real] sexual education. Meaning, our education system is realistic enough to realize that teenagers are probably going to have sex, and it's better if they know about how to protect themselves than just leaving them in the dark over it.

[Nobar King]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

Are you trying to compare the Austrian education system with the U.S.A.? We have the best education system in the whole world.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

Of course you don't! In your country, only the well off are properly educated. In Australia, anyone can have a university education because it's heavily subsidized by the government. The small fees that students do have to pay are only required to be repaid after they have a career that pays a minimum amount of money, to ensure that no one goes bankrupt for the sake of an education.

Plus, we are given [i]real] sexual education. Meaning, our education system is realistic enough to realize that teenagers are probably going to have sex, and it's better if they know about how to protect themselves than just leaving them in the dark over it.

That makes no sense. For there to be good there must be bad. If all Australians have a "good" education then it means no Australian has a "bad" one. The only way you can have a good education is to make sure many people have bad ones, like we do in the United States.

[John Smith]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

i hope the presidents healthcare plan gets passed as soon as possible and the republicans stop delaying all the good he is trying to do

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

i hope the presidents healthcare plan gets passed as soon as possible and the republicans stop delaying all the good he is trying to do

Of course you do. You can't wait to get all those free AIDS drugs and make Normal hardworking Christians pay for it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Liberals are going to get their healthcare plan through!

i hope the presidents healthcare plan gets passed as soon as possible and the republicans stop delaying all the good he is trying to do

Good??? You call rewarding welfare queen looters by sucking the blood out of the creators of society Good? All of a sudden just because you are a successful Goldman Sacks executive the ignorant, incompetent poor are allowed to descend upon you like human lice and suck the life out of you. States Fascists like you John won't be happy until we are all slaves to some one world corporate government.