BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I am SICK AND TIRED of the LIEberal elite keeping me from exercising my God-given RIGHT to own slaves! Abraham Lincoln, that stinking RINO (Republican In Name Only), has a LOT to answer for as I'm sure he's doing right now, gulping sulfurous smoke in the eternal fires of HELL! THIS IS AMERICA! A CHRISTIAN nation founded by CHRISTIAN men on CHRISTIAN principles! This is supposed to be a FREE NATION but where is my freedom to own slaves that is GRANTED BY GOD?!?!

Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
25:46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.

Some people thought this country's descent into communism began in the 60s. No, my friends. It started when Lincoln decided to destroy our free market system by abolishing slavery!
Bringing back slavery today would fix so many of America's current woes! Unemployed? Sell them into slavery! Illegal immigrant? Allow them to stay by selling them into slavery! Sodomites? Sell them into slavery and let their new owners geld them (until sodomy is once again rightfully a capital crime, of course)! Feminazis? Sell them into slavery! Thieves? Exodus 22:3 has the answer - slavery!

Exodus 21:2 If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.

Just imagine. Instead of hiring joo lawyers and accountants, we can buy a new one every six years! My husband, Mr. Whitford, buys a new car more frequently than that!

Why can't Mr. Whitford sell our daughter? Is Stalin in charge here?!?!

Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

It's ridiculous that my husband can't sell our daughter to be a maidservant!

"But Mrs. Whitford, I'm a whiny false 'Christian' who doesn't read the Bible and thinks the Old Testament doesn't count anymore! Wah wah wah!"

Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;
6:6 Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
6:7 With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men:
6:8 Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free.

1 Timothy 6:1 Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.
6:2 And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.

Titus 2:9 Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again;
2:10 Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! It's time all True Christians(tm) stand up together and TAKE BACK AMERICA! I want God-fearing slaves, and I'm sick of people who think they know better than THE LORD telling me I can't have any!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Godly words, Sister Mary Maria. Please give my regards to your husband for teaching you so well.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Godly words, Sister Mary Maria. Please give my regards to your husband for teaching you so well.

He thanks you for the compliment, Brother Monty, and wants to talk to you about some land for building factories in the USA once slavery is re-legalized and there's no longer any need to outsource to China and Thailand (ANOTHER economic benefit that the LIEberals will choose to ignore most likely).

[James Hutchins]

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Sister Maria, Not sure if my field laborers are slaves as I did not buy them. I just scooped them up at the local Home Depot. They live in the chicken coop for a reasonable rate and eat three meals a day supplied by be at nominal charge. I also run a small on site store where they can buy boots, pants, tin cups and whiskey on 'managed credit'. I let my kids run the store.

They all earn so little that they are unable to pay all the bills incurred at the Hutchins farm. My hopes and dreams are that one day they will be paid enough to get out of debt with me. But you know how nigras and messicans are, the chances of that are doubtful. So every year, I have to take a huge tax write off for 'bad loans'. I do not mind as it is the True Christian thing to do.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I am with Jeb on this topic; the word "slavery" has been hijacked by the liberal elite and twisted around to mean something wrong instead of the Godly institution of treating another human being like property as Jesus intended. The left would have us think there is something wrong and evil about kidnapping people and treating them as farm animals. This is far from the facts, take Brother Montague; name me one instance were Brother Monty has personally killed and eaten one of his Chines workers? You can't do that. Sure, some of his workers killing and eating each other because the lazy slackers were "hungry" but that was because Brother Montey was showing them some tuff love by locking them in a lightness cave for a month for not meeting production quotas.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I am with Jeb on this topic; the word "slavery" has been hijacked by the liberal elite and twisted around to mean something wrong instead of the Godly institution of treating another human being like property as Jesus intended. The left would have us think there is something wrong and evil about kidnapping people and treating them as farm animals. This is far from the facts, take Brother Montague; name me one instance were Brother Monty has personally killed and eaten one of his Chines workers? You can't do that. Sure, some of his workers killing and eating each other because the lazy slackers were "hungry" but that was because Brother Montey was showing them some tuff love by locking them in a lightness cave for a month for not meeting production quotas.

For the record, it was not a cave, it was a tungsten mine. Also, they were not Chinese, they were Cambodian.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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For the record, it was not a cave, it was a tungsten mine. Also, they were not Chinese, they were Cambodian.

Ah, Cambodians. One-time terrorist insurgents killing decent American soldiers, now factory workers lazily working to make fine American products. This could be the shining future (barring Christ's return) for Iraq and Afghanistan if the Demarxiscrats would only get out of America's way!
I really don't get why LIEberals hate freedom so much.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Maybe a new term is needed.
"Slavery" has been co-opted by the liberal left . . .

Something more contemporary, uplifting and slave contractually-obligated-employee-friendly.


Imagine, if you will:

• Permanent, lifelong employment!
• Room and board guaranteed!
• An employer with a vested interest in YOUR health and well-being! After all, you're a big investment! (In the 1800s, contractually-obligated employee contracts sold for the equivalent of $40,000!)

I suggest a modern version of this institution. Instead of prison terms, those convicted of nonviolent crimes (such as supporting Obama) can be placed under labor contracts. They will be tagged with ankle bracelets so they can't run off.

They will work under contract for the same number of years they would have spent in prison.

The state sells the contracts for laborers. A contract purchaser ("Employer") has the option of providing room and board for the employee -- in which case the contract price is low -- or paying the state to provide housing and food. In the latter case, the employer has to pay the full cost of the employee's room and board as part of the contract price.

This would apply not just to manual laborers, but white-collar criminals as well. Why should their expertise go to waste in a country-club prison -- one that taxpayers have to fund?

[Hank]

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Lordy I want me one of them nigras if we can have slaves

[Brother Enoch]

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Lordy I want me one of them nigras if we can have slaves

What would you do with it? They've all lost the Godly work ethic they had back in the 1800s. Now the nigrettes weigh in at 300 lbs plus apiece and the nigra boys spend all day doing drugs and trying to impregnate anything that moves.

Maybe if you brought some new nigras over from Africa, that might work.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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What would you do with it? They've all lost the Godly work ethic they had back in the 1800s. Now the nigrettes weigh in at 300 lbs plus apiece and the nigra boys spend all day doing drugs and trying to impregnate anything that moves.

Maybe if you brought some new nigras over from Africa, that might work.

Sqeeze mi pendejo, I did a fact finding (sorta) trip to Froglandia last summer and guess what? THEY DONT WORK THERE EITHER !!!! Have you ever been surrounded by Somalians or Niggerians speaking French and trying to act like they grew up in South L.A.? Take my advice and dance wid da one dat brung ya.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Rev. Rodimer is correct in taking a modern approach. I think it's high time we re-examine the issue of slavery (although I prefer to call it involuntary contractual employment). Much like how people living in the down-and-out join the military to get a job, ICE can provide that and so much more.

Right now the unemployment rate is through the roof. We haven't had it this high since the Great Depression! Not only are a lot of people suffering because they are out of a job, but our national productivity has fallen immensely. Utilizing ICE, we can get that GNP back up where it belongs and get hard-working Americans back into jobs!

We can also look at the myriad of social benefits ICE would bless society with. Crime would fall drastically. Most crimes are commited by Negroes and Mexicans, and if we can legally enslave them, we could keep the under 24/7 watch...which means they're not out there robbing liquor stores, carjacking, raping white women, shooting each other in drive-bys, mugging people, vandalizing property, selling drugs, doing drugs, etc. I have no doubt that America would be the envy of all the developed world because of our lowest crime rate.

Finally, this is my last point: Look how slavery helped build America into the shining glory that she is! We've been importing the slaves ever since the Puritans (God bless them) arrived in 1620. Slavery was finally outlawed by Obama bin Lincoln in the 1860's. From 1620 to 1860, America was driving full force. We were a couple of British colonies, we became strong, built up a military and economy and kicked those limeys out! From then on, we grabbed up territory that the heathen Injuns pre-stole from us and made manifest destiny a reality.

Now you can argue ever since Reconstruction, America has been steadily going downhill. The first several decades didn't really impact us. It's not like the end of slavery turned us upside down overnight. But once we allowed negroes to be free, and start producing generation after generation (instead of letting us meddle with their genetics by choosing their mates), the crime rate soared and "civil rights" became a national issue.

If only we can go back to those glorious antebellum days! Sitting on the front porch in a rocking chair, sipping iced tea on a warm summer's day, watching your slaves work hard picking cotton, and hearing the laughter of your children playing with the house mammy. We had a perfect world...why did we destroy it?

[Brother Enoch]

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Sqeeze mi pendejo, I did a fact finding (sorta) trip to Froglandia last summer and guess what? THEY DONT WORK THERE EITHER !!!! Have you ever been surrounded by Somalians or Niggerians speaking French and trying to act like they grew up in South L.A.? Take my advice and dance wid da one dat brung ya.

You make a good point, Don Bozo. That whole continent is messed up now and nobody knows their place.

I'm sticking with the spic chicks, housemaids second to none.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Sister Maria, Not sure if my field laborers are slaves as I did not buy them. I just scooped them up at the local Home Depot. They live in the chicken coop for a reasonable rate and eat three meals a day supplied by be at nominal charge. I also run a small on site store where they can buy boots, pants, tin cups and whiskey on 'managed credit'. I let my kids run the store.

They all earn so little that they are unable to pay all the bills incurred at the Hutchins farm. My hopes and dreams are that one day they will be paid enough to get out of debt with me.

Well, if them Hispanoricans don't pay off what they owe you, I think you could make a case that their children should inherit the debt and continue to work until it is paid. And considering all the babies those Latinos spew out, it shouldn't be long before you own enough of them to staff your own chain of Wal-Marts.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[John Smith]

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i dont know where to start with such an offensive topic

i am posting from my african american berry and it would wear out my little keyboard to post all the reasons this topic should be deleted