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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

    Now is not the time to get tired from our trials and tribulations of the Copenhagen summit.

    We have something much more important happening in our own back yard. They are trying to give free health care away to nigras and wetbacks leaving you out in the cold.
    I urge all my brothers and sisters of the True Faith™ to help our patriotic friends out in Washington D.C. as we attend:

    Teabagarama 2009!

    This time we're going to create a long teabagging line that will show those pinko homer Senators that we're not going to take it lying down anymore! That's right. We're going to teabag on their home turf!

    It is time, once again, to flex our muscle and exert that influence to hold the line in our fight against the government takeover of healthcare. The Senate is busy working on the details of a government run health care bill and they would like to pass it as quickly as possible. Some of them are under the false impression that we’ve given up and gone away just because they haven’t heard much from us in the past few days. And those Senators who have not made a final decision on how to vote are in danger of leaning in the wrong direction. We must remind them that our steadfast opposition to a government takeover of health care is as strong now as it has been all along.
    So here’s the plan. On Tuesday, December 15 at 8:45 AM thousands of us will meet in Washington, DC at the fountain in Upper Senate Park. From there we will march to the Senate offices, go inside, and demonstrate our opposition to the government takeover of health care. We call this plan “Government Waiting Rooms”. The intention is to go inside the Senate offices and hallways, and play out the role of patients waiting for treatment in government controlled medical facilities. As the day goes on some of us will pretend to die from our untreated illnesses and collapse on the floor. Many of us plan to stay there until they force us to leave. A backup location for this demonstration will be announced if they block us from entering the offices.
    We need as many of you as possible to be there to make our point loudly and clearly. Please make plans to attend. We know it’s a sacrifice to do this right before Christmas. But throughout history American Patriots have made far greater sacrifices than this to protect our liberty. Now the burden (and the honor) falls on us.
    I know I can count on many of you. Just like we did it last time!
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    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #2
    Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

    Brother Levi, are any of the people pictured True Christians™?

    If they are that's fine.

    But if they aren't, can we trust them to act Godly on the bus ride to Washington? That skinny blond woman looks a little scary.

    I get nervous sitting next to people that I don't know very well. I mean, what if they get to fooling around with their hands?
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

      I am glad God Fearing Patriotic women (like the one pictured in the lower right) know that they don't need any help with their health care. They will be meeting God sooner that way!
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • H. Montague Worthington
        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2716

        #4
        Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

        This time, I hope Amtrak, the Interstate Highway System, and the DC Metro are running properly to handle the expected 6.5 million protesters flooding DC to protest against Big Government.
        Last edited by H. Montague Worthington; 12-11-2009, 09:50 PM.

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        • TC Patriot
          AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2008
          • 1060

          #5
          Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          Brother Levi, are any of the people pictured True Christians™?

          If they are that's fine.

          But if they aren't, can we trust them to act Godly on the bus ride to Washington? That skinny blond woman looks a little scary.

          I get nervous sitting next to people that I don't know very well. I mean, what if they get to fooling around with their hands?
          Brother Tannor, I see your point. I feel the same way. That's why I carry Ruger P345, two pocket guns, an ASP, a Bible and Mace.

          I don't think that skinny blond is a protester nor do I think it's a female. Look at the hands. Look a the lesbean ring and look at the Adam's apple. That's a Demoncrat operative drag queen.

          Jesus loves Dick



          Cheney/Palin 2012

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          • Buford T Scoggins
            Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2007
            • 911

            #6
            Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

            I'm not sure if any of these protestors pictured above are True Christians. Where are their guns?

            Yours in Christ,
            Brother Buford
            yours in Christ,
            Brother Buford

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            The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
            - Rush Limbaugh

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #7
              Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

              Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
              I don't think that skinny blond is a protester nor do I think it's a female. Look at the hands. Look a the lesbean ring and look at the Adam's apple. That's a Demoncrat operative drag queen.
              Excellent observational skills, Brother TC. And I also not there's no real evidence of mother's milk production capability.

              Could that be Bill Clinton in disguise?
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • Free Market Fred
                The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2009
                • 803

                #8
                Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

                I'd just like everyone to know that my company (a major multi-national) offers astroturfing services, with special discounts to Christians such as yourselves. We've had great success - in one of our recent campaigns, we convinced over 100 coal miners in West Virginia to join "Citizens for Mining Safety," which lobbied against mine safety regulations.


                Suckers

                Unfortunately, about half of them were killed in a subsequent mine-shaft cave-in after the safety regulations were repealed, but on the bright side we were able to import an extra 50 Mexican workers on H1B visas. That did cause some trouble with the Mineworkers Union, but fortunately another one of our astroturf organizations, "Workers for Fair Play" successfully recruited miners to lobby the state legislature to pass a law banning mining unions as well as lowering the minimum wage.

                At the moment, I'm working with a group of concerned mothers to persuade them to join "Citizens for Healthy Food," which will lobby for legislation to prevent the EPA and FDA from testing or regulating food additives which could possibly be carcinogenic. Fortunately, this won't affect food safety here in Hong Kong, where I live.

                Anyway, if you or your company needs to organize an astroturfing campaign, please PM or email me. I just love doing the Lord's work!

                Praise Jesus!
                Brother Fred
                Praise Jesus!
                Brother Fred
                CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                Put your faith in Uranus!

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                • TC Patriot
                  AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 1060

                  #9
                  Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

                  Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                  Excellent observational skills, Brother TC. And I also not there's no real evidence of mother's milk production capability.

                  Could that be Bill Clinton in disguise?
                  I think it is one of Hellary's lesbean lovers.

                  Jesus loves Dick



                  Cheney/Palin 2012

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                  • watchmepissmyself
                    Unsaved trash, Dope addled cultist
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 38

                    #10
                    Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

                    Look you guys we need socialized health care



                    Health care is a basic human right

                    Look at the example form the Bible the Good Samaritan on the road to Damascus. It's a story of free health care

                    Also Obama(peace be upon him) does not want to kill your grandparents
                    Look it's like this 50% of your life's health care cost is spent in the last year of life. If your 99 years old, you've had your life and if you agree to assisted end of life program well ok.
                    Euthanasia is legal in Holland

                    Support Copenhagen climate summit

                    2012 NewAge

                    Pass gay marriage into law
                    now
                    Leviticus 20:27
                    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

                      Originally posted by watchmenonthewall View Post
                      Euthanasia is legal in Holland
                      Why don't you go over to Holland and take your fag buddies with you, OK?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Gabriel Reproba
                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2479

                        #12
                        Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

                        Originally posted by watchmenonthewall View Post
                        Health care is a basic human right

                        Look at the example form the Bible the Good Samaritan on the road to Damascus. It's a story of free health care
                        Can you please cite scripture where God discusses the existence of ANY human rights?
                        Yours In Christ,

                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                        • watchmepissmyself
                          Unsaved trash, Dope addled cultist
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 38

                          #13
                          Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

                          Gabriel Reproba are you a reprobate
                          Your telling us you don't believe in the universal decleration of human rights

                          Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba
                          Can you please cite scripture where God discusses the existence of ANY human rights?
                          genesis 4:9 "Am I my brother's keeper?" yes says god you are
                          Leviticus 20:27
                          A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • HTannor
                            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2612

                            #14
                            Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

                            Brother Gabriel is a recognized member of the Bar Association.

                            I will ask the LBC Libel and Slander Defense Fund Committee to retain his legendary skills to take action against you.
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • watchmepissmyself
                              Unsaved trash, Dope addled cultist
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 38

                              #15
                              Re: Patriotic tea party goers to protest 0bamacare Dec. 15th.

                              I said are you, which is a suggestion based on the simple fact Gabriel
                              Reproba sounds like reprobate which again is a suggestion and one can infer what ever he or she likes.

                              These tea parties are violent people come with automatic guns and chant Nationalistic slogans. that's not very Christian is it.
                              And while where suggesting. A tea party can be Inferred as a crude attempt to take over the duly elected administration of barrack H Obama. Treasonous I say.
                              Maybe we could put you(right wing fan-nuts) in a socialist reeducation program.

                              Obama Obama
                              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 12-16-2009, 11:32 PM. Reason: demonic image deleted
                              Leviticus 20:27
                              A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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