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Our great Texas Governor has proclaimed Al Gore has gone to Hell.
Praise Jesus and lets hope its true...
Praise Jesus and lets hope its true...
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"And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV) -
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I don't know why people get all excited about global warming. All we need to do is take some common sense precautions, and everything will be fine. Take me, for example - I'm well-prepared. I recently bought a more powerful air-conditioner for my condo in Hong Kong. Needless to say, I bought a condo on high ground, up on Victoria Peak - here's a photo:
My home in Hong Kong
The peak itself is 1810 feet above sea level, high enough so that I've never got to worry about melting glaciers and floating polar bears that Al Gore is always harping about. And as you can see, I've got my condo up on stilts - actually, that's not so much to prevent flooding when the oceans rise, but rather to defend the place against the hoardes of Chink heathens who swarm around here. The roof is flat so that I can enter and exit by helicopter, thus avoiding any contact whatsoever with the ever-breeding unwashed masses.
Needless to say, my limousine, helicopter and LearJet all have top-notch air-conditioners. I hire only trusted white people from Blackwater as drivers, pilots and body guards. And if things get too hot here, of course I have a second home up in Alaska. Sometimes I go there for moose hunting, using helicopters and cluster bombs, a trick I learned from my friend Sarah Palin.
I just don't understand why everybody else hasn't prepared for climate change the way I have. As you know, the Lord only helps those who help themselves.
Global warming - hey, bring it on!
Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
View from my bedroom windowPraise Jesus!
Brother Fred
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For some reason I'm having Dejavue......"And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)Comment
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Nice place you got there, Brother Fred. I thought that everybody over there in Hong Kong lived in refugee camps, so it's good know that white people at least have civilized neighborhoods, kinda like our gated communities.
Anyway, though I don't believe in the global warming hoax, I do think that bad times are a comin' especially since Al Gore is trying to destroy the world economy with environmental regulations and gay marriage. Needless to say, ACORN and Osambo are working with him together in this nefarious plot. For that reason, me, my brothers, and other inbred relatives are all working on building a dream house up in the Ozarks:
As you can see, it's a little smaller than your place, but we got lots of room for expansion.
yours in Christ,
Brother Bufordyours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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What's that, some kind of demon?Originally posted by Brother Quest View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Ney Pastor... There was double post again.. It seems that some of the bretheren have twitchy fingers and double post...Now not to be a turd about the matter since all the evidence is erased.. I digress.. thank you."And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)Comment
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And not to be a burdin on the Landover Church website, butt what the HELL does a condo in Hong Kong have ta do with this topic.
I get my share of ridicule for being a southern Christian, But the King James Version says that rich people deserve more than me...
I know that only owning 3 meskins is not rich, but I don't flaunt my condo in Hong Kong crap...Yet I still get ridiculed for being new here.. HELL I got more posts than that Free market Fred dude.. I can see where this is going.
I just thank the lord that Gov. Perry has kept the Imigration laws so lax.
My meskins are still cheap and they don't ask for special treatment.. My yard looks great and my garden is flourishing... Praise Gov. Perry..."And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)Comment
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Well, of course, I can't speak for Brother Fred. And I wasn't trying to show off by posting a photo of my beautiful cabin up in the Ozarks (it is pretty nice though, you gotta admit - hope that Fred ain't jealous). But anyway, I think the point here is that you gotta have a safe place to bolt to, in case Al Gore and Obama destroy the world. Lord knows, they're trying to wipe out us white people with gay marriage and abortion, while brainwashing our kids to believe that people evolved from dinosaurs. If you got kids, Brother Quest, I hope that you're home schooling them.Originally posted by Brother Quest View PostAnd not to be a burdin on the Landover Church website, butt what the HELL does a condo in Hong Kong have ta do with this topic.
I get my share of ridicule for being a southern Christian, But the King James Version says that rich people deserve more than me...
I don't believe in Al Gore's global warming hoax, but if the Demoncrats keep perpetrating their evil, don't be surprised if the Lord gets ticked off and decides to drown the sinners with a rerun of the "40 days & 40 nights of rain" theme. Of course, when the flood waters come, the liar Gore is gonna claim it's all because of global warming, rather than The Truth (that we're receiving God's wrath for homo/abortion, like we did on 9/11).
I take comfort from knowing that we True Christians (including Governor Perry) will be raptured, while Al Gore is burning in Hell. But as a backup plan, maybe I ought to get busy building an Arc just like Brother Noah (a true Republican) did. If no flood comes, we can always use the Arc for cruisin' down to Galveston.
yours in Christ,
Brother Bufordyours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
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Amen Brotha Scoggins.. My small establisment is close enough to the Galveston Bay complex that I can meet ya there.. A nice Ark ride would be refreshing for the Family. I have a fishing boat that the Good Lord has enabled me to purchase. I use it for searching the shorelines for washed up contraband that the meskins may have thrown overboard when thay are being arrested... The Lord Giveth.."And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)Comment
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