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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

    As we all know, our good friends at Fox news has been promoting and pushing teh movement for more tea bagging. Now, a story has just come out that shows that the fearless leaders of the Tea Bagging movement are standing by their principles.

    ‘N-Word’ Sign Dogs Would-Be Tea Party Leader

    Dale Robertson, a Tea Party activist who operates TeaParty.org, is getting stung for an old photo — taken at the Feb. 27, 2009 Tea Party in Houston — in which he holds a sign reading “Congress = Slaveowner, Taxpayer = Niggar.”
    FINALLY! A southern white republican tea bagger who isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in. here is a picture of him and his Godly sign:

    Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-08-2011, 05:37 PM.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
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    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #2
    Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

    C'mon. Didn't you read Dale's cap? He only used that word in the most True Christian kind of way. Besides, all of us red-blooded, teabaggin' Americans feel the same about Obama.

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
      C'mon. Didn't you read Dale's cap? He only used that word in the most True Christian kind of way. Besides, all of us red-blooded, teabaggin' Americans feel the same about Obama.
      I think my meaning may have been lost in the post. I fully support this man's efforts. I meant to say that there are not enough men like him standing up for what teabagging is really all about!
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • H. Montague Worthington
        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2716

        #4
        Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

        That is indeed an old photo. The world has forever changed since last February. And in this new, post-Nigerian Christmas Bomber world nothing will ever be the same. The Teabaggin' Teabaggers realize this, and they have seized the initiative in showing the brain-dead in-the-tank media and the America-hating liberals that True Americans will speak up for Real, Honest, Hardworking Americans over the Lazy, Terrorist-coddling Ditherer in Chief.

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        • Free Market Fred
          The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2009
          • 803

          #5
          Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

          Teabaggers are great people. I can't praise them enough. Wikipedia has a page devoted exclusively to them:



          Of course, we couldn't have a successful tea party movement without a fair and balanced news media, to keep the public educated about what is REALLY going on.



          After all, how else would Americans know that Obama doesn't have a birth certificate, and global warming is a hoax?

          Praise Jesus!
          Brother Fred
          Praise Jesus!
          Brother Fred
          CEO, The Uranus Corporation
          Put your faith in Uranus!

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          • TC Patriot
            AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2008
            • 1060

            #6
            Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

            Praise Godly Fox News! I don;t have time for all the confusing facts and I need a news source I can trust to tell me what I should believe and that is why I choose FOX NEWS.

            When Jesus returns I have no doubt that the first place he goes to after he's interviewed by Rush will be on Hannity's America on Fox News. Only after that will he mount his white horse, don a robe dripping in blood and lay waste to this sinful planet!


            Go get em Lord!

            Jesus loves Dick



            Cheney/Palin 2012

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263

              #7
              Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

              I don't see what the whole point of healthcare is anyway.

              We are already insured (points at Bible )
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

                It's a shame Mr. Robertson can't spell "Nigger" properly . . . and with the paper taped over top, I guess he failed twice to spell it right!

                He makes all Christians look like fools.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Leo Natan
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

                  This is what Google says:



                  Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 01-12-2010, 12:59 AM.

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                  • Gabriel Reproba
                    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2479

                    #10
                    Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

                    Originally posted by Leo Natan View Post
                    I don't get it? Do you mean that 0bamacare will take the ability of decent married white folk to have good-natured fun like that pictured in the photograph? Then you are right...the teabagger ARE pointing out how the demoncrats are doing it wrong!
                    Yours In Christ,

                    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                    • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 160

                      #11
                      Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

                      Sister Verna and I once luved to go teabaggin'.
                      We would save up on Uncle Ernies script for percocets', and then make some scripture signs with finger paints, and dress in rainbow wigs.
                      It was a grand time.

                      Then, after one teabaggin rally, we was invited to have prayer session with another handsome couple.
                      The subservient wife whispered something strange in my ear about swinging, and then ask me if I was randy.
                      I told her that my name wasn't Randy but Jeffrey and that we had a swing on the tree behind the trailer.
                      She said she thought that was OK and sounded like fun, and then wanted to know if there was a basket on the tree swing -- and that she could show me a spinning basket trick she had learned in the orient.
                      I told Sister Verna to wait in the car and that made the other teabaggin husband real depressed.

                      Well, I won't go into the sordid details (I got stabbed later in the evening by Sister Verna) but I found out that the whole teabaggin' experience was propogated by them filthy pollymigister Mormons!

                      Glenn Beck, the gran-wizard of the teabaggers is a Mormon...and Glenn is a follower of Willard (W.) Cleon Skousen . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleon_Skousen
                      What a way to screw up a good party! A Canukie Mormon cult sponsored by weepie Glenn Beck .
                      Whole affair made me glad I listen to Rush Limbaugh.

                      Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                      Sister Verna Too {don't nobody mention that basket swing, please}

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                      • TC Patriot
                        AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 1060

                        #12
                        Re: What Tea Baggers Are Really All About

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        It's a shame Mr. Robertson can't spell "Nigger" properly . . . and with the paper taped over top, I guess he failed twice to spell it right!

                        He makes all Christians look like fools.
                        I think that may be an alternate spelling. I recall my old daddy when ever a darkie was present to remark, I smell a gar. Uncle Jeremiad would ask, "a cigar to which old pa would respond, "No a Niggar."


                        Jesus loves Dick



                        Cheney/Palin 2012

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