[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Homers Attack General

So child of a Baptist,show us the word "penis" in The Bible.

That shouldn't be too hard for you.

Show me the word "choo choo". Surely since it's Jesus' preference, he would have made note of it somewhere.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Homers Attack General

Show me the word "choo choo". Surely since it's Jesus' preference, he would have made note of it somewhere.

It is intuitively obvious. If Jesus wanted us to use specific nouns for those body parts and not general euphemism He would have used specific nouns. I am amazed that sinners like you do not concede The Lord is basically competent.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Homers Attack General

It is intuitively obvious. If Jesus wanted us to use specific nouns for those body parts and not general euphemism He would have used specific nouns. I am amazed that sinners like you do not concede The Lord is basically competent.

I don't recall him using either specific nouns or euphemisms for genitalia, so why do you assume that he would prefer a euphemism?

[Deaner]

Re: Homers Attack General

I don't recall him using either specific nouns or euphemisms for genitalia

Jesus is concerned with your soul and eternal happiness; not your stinky meat-pocket you hellbound witch. If He thought it was important He would have specifically made a point of it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Homers Attack General

Jesus is concerned with your soul and eternal happiness; not your stinky meat-pocket you hellbound witch. If He thought it was important He would have specifically made a point of it.

Is that why you people run so many threads on who's doing what with which parts?

[Brother Temperance]

Wrong sugar-face. First he'd do some simple tests to see if I was "just a queer"; then failing that he'd send me to a psychiatrist.

Friend, she asked you to say "derriere". Surely if a man's using words derived from French, there's no need for tests to find out whether he's queer or not.

If you told him that you desired another man's penis in your rectum, then he would probably tell you that you were a perfectly normal homosexual.

ROFLWJ!!!

Really? My WASP Baptist schoolteacher mom will be surprised to learn that she is actually an Italian carpenter, and my Baptist dad will be surprised to learn that he is actually a Chippendale dancer. Should make for some interesting conversation at the next family reunion.

You were spawned from the seed of a Baptist? Has he slit his wrists yet, or does he settle for just crying himself to sleep every night?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Homers Attack General

You were spawned from the seed of a Baptist? Has he slit his wrists yet, or does he settle for just crying himself to sleep every night?

Neither. My parents love and respect me, just as I do them.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Homers Attack General

Neither. My parents love and respect me, just as I do them.

You said your dad is a Baptists. So what is it? He loves you are he's a Baptists?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Homers Attack General

You said your dad is a Baptists. So what is it? He loves you are he's a Baptists?

Let me clarify. The response "Neither..." was to the question "Has he slit his wrists yet, or does he settle for just crying himself to sleep every night?"