The Best, Most Deserving U.S. Citizens?

[Bob4God]

I think we can objectively say that True Christians are the most important citizens in the United States. Without our personal connection to the LORD JESUS CHRIST, our willingness to get out and vote and discourage liberals and blacks from doing the same, this country would be even farther down the tubes than it is right now.

The United States was built for Christians, by Christians.

That's why I am so upset at seeing special treatment and additional rights being given to lower ranking non-Christian citizens.

More rights for them means fewer rights for us, and less distinction between the groups.

For instance, now that slavery has been abolished and the blacks can go wherever they please, what difference is there between me and a black man? (Besides crime and income level, but I'm afraid now that we have a black president, even THOSE infirmities will disappear.)

If the queers can get married and have kids, what difference will there be between our families and theirs? (Aside from color coordination and lisping.)

Don't even get me started on women, who are gleefully ignoring this verse:

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord -Colossians 3:18

The United States is our house, and it's time we clean it up.

Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us. -2nd Thessalonians 3:6

PLEASE vote Republican!

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: The Best, Most Deserving U.S. Citizens?

Thank you for that heartwarming message, Bob. Also, am I the only one who believes the jews have too many rights? Back in the good old days, they weren't allowed to own land. But now they can and they're all rich and soon they will control the white house. We must put a stop to this!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: The Best, Most Deserving U.S. Citizens?

I think we can objectively say that True Christians are the most important citizens in the United States.

I agree 100%. In fact, we may want to enact some sort of scale of theistic patriotism. As you all know, President George Bush Sr. said that atheists should not be considered citizens or patriots. I suggest we name the scale in his honor. The units could be "Bushies" or "Bushels" or "

At the top of the scale would be all True Christians™. At the bottom would be atheists. Right above atheists, of course, would be pedophiles. I will work on creating an actual chart, but perhaps you all could post here and recommend any entries and their relative location on the chart? I will confirm our initial results with a study by the Landover University School of Theology Research.

Another question...Should it be a simple linear rating or should it be a two dimensional plotting on "Religious" and "Godly" axes? i am leaning towards a linear list, at least initially, due to the spped at which we could produce it and distribute it. Also, comprehension of two dimensional graphs among True Christians™ is questionable, as you all know. (No graphs in the Bible!) But the two dimensional chart has the advantage of greater fidelity. For example, since True Christians are both the MOST Godly and the MOST patriotic, they would be way up in the upper right hand corner. True Christians living outside the US would be almost the highest on the Godly axis, but very low on the Patriotic axis, but still way above atheists on both axes. You get the drift.

Thoughts?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: The Best, Most Deserving U.S. Citizens?

When the United States was founded by White Christian men, the Constitution said that only White Christian men with property could vote. This historic document-- on which most of Western Civilization is now based in part-- also said that Negroes were 3/5 of a person.

But the namby-pamby liberals, the bleeding heart Negro-lovers, and harping shrewish women ruined it all with a bunch of amendments. Now look at us.... awash in drugs and blasphemy and Chinaman's debt and rock hard ab infomercials, just barely--- tenuously--- holding on to the noble principles and high ideals of those great White Christian men.

Sad. Very sad.

[GOD=life]

Re: The Best, Most Deserving U.S. Citizens?

Excellent point. I only would like to add that the internet was created by Christians and for Christians as well. There appear to be some misunderstandings about it among the poorly educated...

[Free Market Fred]

Re: The Best, Most Deserving U.S. Citizens?

Excellent point. I only would like to add that the internet was created by Christians and for Christians as well. There appear to be some misunderstandings about it among the poorly educated...

That dirty hippie magazine, Rolling Stone, has an article in their current edition called The Climate Killers: Meet the 17 polluters and deniers who are derailing efforts to curb global warming. All 17 are of course white men, good Christians, and some of the richest people in America. Thanks to their efforts, it will soon be possible to grown pineapples and bananas in Alaska, while over-populating Muslims in Bangladesh and the Maldives will be drowned by the rising seas just like in Noah's time. I can hardly wait.

I think it's fair to say that these 17 are among the mostly Godly and deserving US citizens. The fact that they're rich just proves it - God helps those who help themselves.

A tip to all you LBC brothers and sisters - invest in Alaskan real estate now. Just make sure that whatever you buy is at least 300 feet above sea level.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred