Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

[TC Patriot]

I think it could happen with a few restrictions.

1. Allow homers to serve if they become eunichs or cut off their tallywackers.

2. Allow diesel dykes to serve but as men because they pretty much are men and they are not attracted to each other or real men.

3. Make sissified homers serve in front of the front lines. In this war they probably look more like females than Mooslim females and being that there is a shortage of Mooslim women the Mooslims would be quick to capture them and eventually the entire Mooslim world would be infected with the AIDS.

I never liked don't ask don't tell. I would rather know who is a homer and who isn't. That way you can know who you need to minster to...... if you know what I mean.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

There is only one way in which homers can server in the army. As targets for target practice. I suggest we use Guantanamo bay and lock up Obama with all homer soldiers in there. Then after a few days we can nuke Guantanamo bay.

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

This is a challenging topic, for sure. It does appear impossible to keep homers out of the military, so if we accept that, perhaps it be best to know who each and every one is ??

It would appear the anonymous ones might pose the gravest threat, whereas the ones 'lured' into openness about their condition might be dealt with in a more appropriate (and permanent) fashion.

[TC Patriot]

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Brother Oakland, I agree. It's a done deal so we might as well use it to our advantage. Use them as cannon fodder. Also, when under fire they may find Jesus. We can use them in the most dangerous missions and when the get killed or captured.... oh well

As we know most Mooslims have homer tendencies. Let them capture a few thousand homers and the AIDS will spread like wild fire through the Mooslim world. They will turn into another San Fagcisco, a disgusting abomination but less of a threat. They won't be blowing up Americans because they will be too busy blowing up each other.... if you know what I mean.

[True Disciple]

Re: Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

1. Allow homers to serve if they become eunichs or cut off their tallywackers.

I think this would be insufficient. This way, they will still be able to do perverted things with objects and small animals, by sticking in into their behinds.

I say we therefore need to seal of their behinds as well. With concrete or something equivalent.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

I think this would be insufficient. This way, they will still be able to do perverted things with objects and small animals, by sticking in into their behinds. I say we therefore need to seal of their behinds as well. With concrete or something equivalent.

Perhaps someone could design a chastity belt specifically for this purpose. Unfortunately Obama seems to be very serious about destroying our great nation so he will probably object to anything that might save us.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

[Aristotle]

Re: Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

Perhaps someone could design a chastity belt specifically for this purpose. Unfortunately Obama seems to be very serious about destroying our great nation so he will probably object to anything that might save us.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Everybody is missing the golden opportunity here. Stick some dynamite up their behind, which they probably will enjoy, and turn them into our own 'suicide bomb squad, blowing up Taliban mosques and such

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

Everybody is missing the golden opportunity here. Stick some dynamite up their behind, which they probably will enjoy, and turn them into our own 'suicide bomb squad, blowing up Taliban mosques and such

Excellent idea there, Aristotle, though I might suggest wrapping the stick of dynamite with bacon first.

[True Disciple]

Re: Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

Everybody is missing the golden opportunity here. Stick some dynamite up their behind, which they probably will enjoy, and turn them into our own 'suicide bomb squad, blowing up Taliban mosques and such

That's a great idea! In that way, God will be happy (a homer dies), we will be happy (one less Taliban mosque) and even the homer will be happy (he has stuck something up his behind).

[TC Patriot]

Re: Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

Everybody is missing the golden opportunity here. Stick some dynamite up their behind, which they probably will enjoy, and turn them into our own 'suicide bomb squad, blowing up Taliban mosques and such

That would be like a low tech predator drone. We all know that homers prey on kids so that takes care of the predator part. Exploding homer drones would be a good thing.

Mooslime heaven is full of homers. Their Keran explians that Mooslimes that die in battle for their vile moon god get a conveyor belt of virgins and young boys.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

More bad news HERE, Brothers. Obama is now inviting known queers back into America's Military.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Gays (Homers and Lesbeans) in the Military

More bad news HERE, Brothers. Obama is now inviting known queers back into America's Military.

Leave it to President Obamination to allow such an abomination.