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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12358
    #1

    Cheney Goes Soft on Homos

    On the TV news/talk shows last Sunday, our man Dick Cheney himself, said we need to "Reevaluate the Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy. It's a generational thing." WHAT??? He is the last remaining tough guy from the GWB tough team.
    It seems so simple to me. Why can't the entire country be run like Landover Baptist Church? We have no gays in our Church. The Pastors have assured me of this (we have some who have been converted, of course). Now, if this Church can keep out, or convert, all gays, why can't our military do the same thing?
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
    Tags: dick cheney, radical gay agenda, rino.
    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22353
      #2
      Re: Cheney Goes Soft on Homos

      His daughter Mary Claire Cheney being a lesbian probably caused this outrageous nonsense.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Godfly
          Descended from Rapes
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1552
          #3
          Re: Cheney Goes Soft on Homos

          Somebody contact the Ex-Gay program and tell them to ready the VIP Suite! It's obvious that Mr. Cheney has caught the gay from his daughter and we've got to cure him before it spreads to the Bush family!
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151
              #4
              Re: Cheney Goes Soft on Homos

              Originally posted by Godfly View Post
              Somebody contact the Ex-Gay program and tell them to ready the VIP Suite! It's obvious that Mr. Cheney has caught the gay from his daughter and we've got to cure him before it spreads to the Bush family!
              If President Cheney was previously hard for homos, this may also be a positive development. Time to bring in BASH.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Cheney Goes Soft on Homos

                  Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                  Somebody contact the Ex-Gay program and tell them to ready the VIP Suite!
                  They might have to re-name it the V-P suite!
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445
                      #6
                      Re: Cheney Goes Soft on Homos


                      I don't believe this. I cannot.

                      I think LIEberals abducted Dick Cheney and replaced him with an impostor, who now goes around saying all kinds of faggot-friendly nonsense to confuse his Faithful Republican Christian Brothers. Can't the DoF try to find and rescue the real Dick Cheney?
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                        • Godfly
                          Descended from Rapes
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 1552
                          #7
                          Re: Cheney Goes Soft on Homos

                          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post

                          I don't believe this. I cannot.

                          I think LIEberals abducted Dick Cheney and replaced him with an impostor, who now goes around saying all kinds of faggot-friendly nonsense to confuse his Faithful Republican Christian Brothers. Can't the DoF try to find and rescue the real Dick Cheney?
                          Dick Cheney's softness for is lezbeeann daughter is a matter of record and we know that fag-nasties are contagious, which is why homers are not aloud to move freely without supervison in the town of Freehold.

                          I think he must have caught it from his abomination of a grandchild, who got it from the mother.
                          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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