[Brother Temperance]

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I'll have 10 of my men strike at you then. You'll have 10 bullets, but you'll have to load the gun in time.

Ten of your men? How many homer lovers do you have, you vile sodomite?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Everbody takes a fist to the nose Joo from time time to, you just get back up and shoot the sucker punching basterd in the stomach like Jesus would do. Only sissy boy liberals lay on the ground crying about their broken leg.

But really Joo, you English go on about how violent we Americans are, but over here people don't just run up to complete strangers on the street and start thumping on them unless you're in screwed up liberal run gang banger land. Speaking from my missionary work even then it is only gangs of kids who out number you twenty to one or junkies frantic for their next fix.

I'm American BJ.

Second any competent fighter knows it takes more than just getting back up after getting a fist to your nose. Broken or not the strike rattles your senses and disrupts your vision for a brief moment, that's more than enough time for them to get the gun away from you and shoot you with your own weapon.

Any half competent fighter could also kill you with that one hit to the nose before you would know what was going on as well. A good palm to the nose in an upward notion can break the bone and send it shooting straight up into the brain. One solid strike the base of the neck with the ridge of your hand at the appropriate angle with the appropriate force will incapacitate someone right then and there. One hit to the throat can cause someone to lose control of their body for a good amount of time. As cheap as it is, one hit to the testicles can drop a man.

As you can see there are quite a few ways to drop a man before he has the chance to retaliate gun or not. Now I'm not arguing that if it is not by surprise and the man sees the attacker coming he should be able to get is gun out and shoot the attacker without problem, but the issue was on surprise attacks.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Any half competent fighter could also kill you with that one hit to the nose...

Do anybody be surpriseded that this hate-filled joo know so many ways to assassinate people? He probably kill innocent Christians and steal they money when they least suspect it, then he hide they corpses in a well (that he have poisoned).

The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth. - Psalm 11:5

The mouth of a righteous man is a well of life: but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked. - Proverbs 10:11

[Deaner]

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Do anybody be surpriseded that this hate-filled joo know so many ways to assassinate people?

I also noted that he conveniently left out nailing somebody to a cross.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm American BJ.

So in other words you don't know squat about what happened to Omerta over in England and you are just outgassing. You do seem to have though a lot about bringing abother man to his knees. Anyway Joo, why bother with your' fist comie; Jesus gave us guns for reason, just shoot his ass in the back and be done with it. That's how it is done in the USA pal.

So what's the deal between you and Omerta, some homerish on line "Best Friends for Life" nonsense?

[Homertard]

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No, neither of us are gay. I dunno why your constantly suggesting that, probaly trying to cover up your own homosexuailty.

We're friends?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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So in other words you don't know squat about what happened to Omerta over in England and you are just outgassing. You do seem to have though a lot about bringing abother man to his knees. Anyway Joo, why bother with your' fist comie; Jesus gave us guns for reason, just shoot his ass in the back and be done with it. That's how it is done in the USA pal.

So what's the deal between you and Omerta, some homerish on line "Best Friends for Life" nonsense?

No I don't know what happened to him over there, I was speaking hypothetically.

Second I did think a lot about it since that's what I learned in Martial Arts for the past six years, I learned how to fight and how to do it right.

I don't like guns because as I said, guns are for pansies. There are exceptions like in war and the Police and such, but if you need a gun to take down a thug you really must suck @$$ at life. Besides shooting someone in the bag is a d*ck move.

Third we're not "best friends for life" or even best friends. We just know each other over the net as far as one can be friends with someone he's never met in person.

[Glendora Christianson]

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No I don't know what happened to him over there, I was speaking hypothetically.

Second I did think a lot about it since that's what I learned in Martial Arts for the past six years, I learned how to fight and how to do it right.

I don't like guns because as I said, guns are for pansies. There are exceptions like in war and the Police and such, but if you need a gun to take down a thug you really must suck @$$ at life. Besides shooting someone in the bag is a d*ck move.

Third we're not "best friends for life" or even best friends. We just know each other over the net as far as one can be friends with someone he's never met in person.

(Occasionally, I feel the urge to help Mr. Joo communicate more effectively with our congregation GC)

[Brother Temperance]

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So in other words you don't know squat about what happened to Omerta over in England and you are just outgassing.

Of course he knows what happened, because Omerta told him. You're not trying to suggest that Omerta would say something that wasn't true, are you?

[Homertard]

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My husband have just reported yo terrorist threat against a Senior Pastah to the DOF.

Who the **** is THAT? And it wasn't a threat. I was speaking in hypothetical terms.

And yeah, Joo isn't a best friend. But I like him. And I respect him. I consider him a friend.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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I'm American BJ.

Second any competent fighter knows it takes more than just getting back up after getting a fist to your nose. Broken or not the strike rattles your senses and disrupts your vision for a brief moment, that's more than enough time for them to get the gun away from you and shoot you with your own weapon.

Any half competent fighter could also kill you with that one hit to the nose before you would know what was going on as well. A good palm to the nose in an upward notion can break the bone and send it shooting straight up into the brain. One solid strike the base of the neck with the ridge of your hand at the appropriate angle with the appropriate force will incapacitate someone right then and there. One hit to the throat can cause someone to lose control of their body for a good amount of time. As cheap as it is, one hit to the testicles can drop a man.

As you can see there are quite a few ways to drop a man before he has the chance to retaliate gun or not. Now I'm not arguing that if it is not by surprise and the man sees the attacker coming he should be able to get is gun out and shoot the attacker without problem, but the issue was on surprise attacks.

You know what really rattles you? Having a car blow up less than 300 feet away and finding a child's ring finger in your pocket when you get home at night.

But enough about my weekend. Things are really going great here in Iraq-- birds are singing, people are smiling, and the best part is, it's a democracy! Hooray!

[Homertard]

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Of course he knows what happened, because Omerta told him. You're not trying to suggest that Omerta would say something that wasn't true, are you?

Well, if your a balding, drunken with power, freak who loves Jesus, then you probaly wouldn't get the point.

[Bobby-Joe]

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No I don't know what happened to him over there, I was speaking hypothetically.

"Hypothetically" as in "I Joo am an ingorant dumb ass, but that won't stop me from talking because there is not enough missinformation."

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Well, now that the kids have gone to bed, we grown-ups can go back to talking about me and the Green Zone crusaders who are civilizing Iraq. It's amazing how this place, which has for all of history been famed for it's backwardness and poverty, is becoming an example to all he world of what a country looks like after a full-hearted embrace of conservative policy.

Free-market economic polciy has brought prosperity, and universal firearms ownership has eliminated crime while keeping terrorists and tyrants at bay. The children are well-behaved and the streets are clean enough to eat off of (seriously, I see families doing this all the time - Iraqis just love their picnics!)

My only fear is that somebody else will steal credit for the civilizing of Iraq. Maybe the dumbocrats in congress will claim it was their doing.

So, I'm collecting articles that prove that it's because of conservative republican policy that makes Iraq the place it is today, and that, with a dose of conservative republican medicine, any nation will become just like Iraq.

http://www.vredessite.nl/andernieuws/2006/week04/01-15_marshall.html

'Marshall Plan' for Iraq fades
Once the $18.6 billion for reconstruction is spent, the nation might have to rely on private investment. 'No pain, no gain,' a U.S. official says.

Los Angeles Times
January 15, 2006
By Doug Smith and Borzou Daragahi

After more than 2 1/2 years of sputtering reconstruction work, the United States' "Marshall Plan" to rebuild this war-torn country is drawing to a close this year....no plans to extend its funding.

...U.S. officials are promoting a tough-love vision of reconstruction that puts the burden on the Iraqi people.

"The world is a competitive place," Tom Delare, economics counselor at the U.S. Embassy, said this month during a news briefing. "You have to convince the investor that it is worth his while to put his money in your community."

But embassy and reconstruction officials outlined a program of private investment and fiscal belt-tightening by the new Iraqi government as the long-term solution to the country's woes, even if that causes short-term suffering for Iraq's people.

"No pain, no gain," Andy Wylegala, whose job at the embassy is to help Americans do business in Iraq, said at the same briefing. "It's a very difficult procedure to pass through. But when I look from my side, I see it as a long-term, very favorable development."

The U.S. Embassy credits the reconstruction effort with restoring sewage treatment to more than 7.7 million Iraqis, opening 21 berths at the Umm al Qasr port, building nearly 600 miles of freeways and primary roads, and developing three new international airports: at Basra in the south, and Irbil and Sulaymaniya in the north.

It says 124,000 Iraqis are employed...

...it is an undeniable reality that huge progress has been made in the last 2 1/2 years, both on the physical infrastructure and the mercantile infrastructure," Wylegala, the embassy official, said at the briefing.

...Two of Iraq's neighbors, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait, have given less than 10% of their combined pledge of $1 billion...

"We will be urging them more and more pointedly," the official said. "They are the beneficiaries of a huge oil price windfall...."

Officials in Baghdad say that far more important than all the aid is the debt restructuring agreement reached in December with the International Monetary Fund that will forgive as much as 80% of the $120 billion that Iraq owes.

[Now the Iraqis only owe us 21,000,000,000 dollars that we loaned them, when they were squandering money on parades for Saddam and crap!]

Delare said both the U.S. and world financial markets would be pressing the new Iraqi government to embark on a crash course of economic restructuring.

It would include privatizing companies...getting rid of employees...and ending subsidies.

"We believe the Iraqi population does not understand the true cost of subsidies," Delare said. "They do not understand that that these are monies that they don't see, monies that don't benefit them and monies that for the most part go to the benefit of the few or corrupt society in general."

Staff writers Bruce Wallace in Tokyo, Saif Rasheed in Baghdad and Paul Richter in Washington and special correspondent Cristina Mateo-Yanguas in Madrid contributed to this report.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Trent, we haven't heard from you for a while and are hoping you're okay. Some of the more emotional members of the weaker gender are downright worried. After all, there are lots of dangers in Iraq, jumbo shrimp being the perfect size for choaking and all, not to mention the lack of lifeguards at the pool, and the roads being crowded with newly-wealthy Iraqis who are still learning how to drive.

Please set our minds at ease.