The George W. Bush Legacy Project

[H. Montague Worthington]

Great news, Brothers and Sisters.... I have been selected as a finalist for membership on the Board of Directors of The George W. Bush Legacy Project, a non-profit educational group funded by America's most patriotic corporations to promote awareness of the absolutely unblemished record of miraculous achievement in the eight blissful years of the George W. Bush presidency.

I'm preparing for my final interview before the board members are selected. If you can think of any of the spectacular successes of the heroic and magnificent George W. Bush administration-- achievements of excellence that are almost too numerous to keep track of-- please let me know. I'm composing a list of the many achievements during the past 6 1/2 years (and yet to come!!) and I don't want to leave any off my list.

[Bobby-Joe]

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This is excellent news Brother. Are you considering a website or a blog for this? It seems that the liberal media has distorted the story here and we really need a hero like you putting out the message to the world.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Well, I don't claim to be an expert on domestic issues, but I can tell you that the transformation of Iraq from a Madman's dictatorship to a safe and efficiently run Western-style democracy is almost complete.

Of course there are going to be a few setbacks along the way. The American democracy began in 1776, and the America's Civil War began in 1861. So by that measure, Iraq's democracy is 85 years ahead of schedule thanks to George W. Bush.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Where do we even begin?

"No Child Left Behind" has vastly improved education and has thwarted the liberal agenda of replacing locally run school districts with control from an imperial Washington.

Bush has remained true to the key Republican values of smaller government and fiscal responsibility. Granted, he had his work cut out for him, reining in big government after eight years of the excesses of Slick Willy Klingon.

ETA: He has also remained true to his word and has been a uniter, not a divider.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Another one is abstinence education. After liberals have wasted so much of the taxpayers' money on failed attempts at social engineering, it's such a pleasant change.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I'm not sure why he has turned a blind eye to letting 11 to 21 million illegal beaners into our GODLY Country.....but I'm sure he has some Divine reason for it. Probably to spare us GODLY white folks from working menial jobs...?

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm not sure why he has turned a blind eye to letting 11 to 21 million illegal beaners into our GODLY Country.....but I'm sure he has some Divine reason for it. Probably to spare us GODLY white folks from working menial jobs...?

Lve, Sister Thumper

Mr Bush hasn't turned a blind eye to the problem of illegal Catholics in our country. It is just the DEMONcrats in Congress have tied his hands for the past seven years. Plus Bill Clinton.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Mr Bush hasn't turned a blind eye to the problem of illegal Catholics in our country. It is just the DEMONcrats in Congress have tied his hands for the past seven years. Plus Bill Clinton.

Ohhhh, now I understand. Thank you for clearing that up Brother.

Happy, Sister Thumper

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Let's not forget how he's put brakes on the homosexual agenda by ensuring that, outside of Masso'joosex (which doesn't count as a real state anyway), sodomites still can't get "married". Praise the Lord for making the Supreme Court thwart Al Gore and the lieberal voters who did their best to try and continue Clinton's work in making over our nation in Satan's image.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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When it comes to Our Godly President's long, long list of accomplishments in office, I barely know where to begin....

Pre-emptively killing approximately 200,000 child terrorists in Iraq.
Eradicating sin in New Orleans by submerging the city.
Not signing on to the anti-American, anti-God Kyoto Protocol.
Exposing coward John Kerry for the phony coward he is while remaining humble about his own heroic war record.
Helping the environment by clearing brush in Crawford, Texas.
Walking out of the racist UN World Conference on Racism.
Creating a Western-style democracy in Iraq that is safer than Indiana.
Helping young Americans realize the evils of alcohol by unleashing his kids on college towns.
Making Condoleezza Rice feel "pretty and loved for the first time ever."
Hiring sharp-as-a-tack go-getters like John Bolton, Alberto Gonzalez, Scooter Libby, and Michael Brown.
Using terror alerts "to help Americans vote right."
Helping America's Negroes by filing a friend of the court brief to ban affirmative action at colleges and universities.
Creating a booming economy, especially in the oil, pharmaceutical, defense, and casket sectors.
Making Americans fondly recall their adolescence with phrases like, "Bring 'em on," "Shock and awe," and "Major League ***hole."
His elegant poetry about New Orleans: "I do not care for your evil sinful ways; So I'm staying on vacation for five more days."
Giving much-needed back rubs to female world leaders.
Not letting America fall behind in important skill areas like torture, spying, lying, and propaganda.

And of course, all your wonderful suggestions.... As Our Heroic and Nearly Perfect Commander-in-Chief would say, "Bring 'em on!"

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I forgot one more thing...

George W. Bush has helped return values to this country that we haven't seen for years, except in old movies.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Let us not forget the boon that he brought to science in the few years he has been in power

Saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of babies in pitri dishes around the United States, keeping the scientists' grubby fingers off of them for so-called "stem cell research".


Contributing to the research of global trends, specifically the warming that occurs totally-naturally and without human intervention.

His glorious stance on being pro-life, in regards to babies. Recognizing that the key to a strong military is a number of children, and the best way to a number of children is abstinence-only education, Bush has ensured that in 12-18 years, our surplus of population will be conscripted into the miltary.

His staunch support of Jesus' AIDS campaign against homos. His resistance to contributing "condoms" to the African AIDS "crisis" has helped Jesus to cleanse millions of negroidal sinners from the gene pool, making way for more of us Americans (see above).

ALSO: Appointed Jerry Thacker, extreme Republican, to the AIDS committee, bringing a spot of sense into an otherwise braindead committee. Thacker, who refers to AIDS as the "gay plague", has a head for dealing with these intellectual know-nothings.

His confidence in the American Dream. In appointing Michael Leavitt as head of the E.P.A., knowing that Michael opened up Utah's public lands to industrial companies and development, he (Bush) knows that we will be able to turn some of our useless forests and wildlands to productive and profitable areas!

His strong stand against homers here in our Homeland. In appointing Claude A. Allen to the 4th judicial circuit, he has placed yet another defender of American Freedoms in the courtroom. Allen, known to refer to homosexuals as "queers", is also against the ruling of Roe v. Wade and will certainly work to overturn this despicable ruling.

Supporting of Jesus' healing powers. George W. Bush appointed W. David Hager to the FDA's Reproductive Health Drugs Advisory Committee, ensuring that Jesus has a say in all things dealing in Health. Hager, who authored books on Christ's ability to heal women through specific prayers, is sure to bring respect back to a department rife with bad science and anti-Christian sentiments.

These and many more are accomplishments of our Godly leader, who is forging ahead in anticipation of the apocalypse. Praise Jesus -- I for one will be voting for George W. Bush in 2008 (assuming we even have elections, which I'm praying we don't)

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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I was going through some old newspaper clips about Our Heroic Commander-in-Chief that I keep attached to every open square inch of wall in my room here in the US Embassy in Baghdad. I came across this article, printed just a few days before Our Brilliant Leader took office, and it's uncanny how many of his bold and foreward-looking promises he came through on!

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'

January 17, 2001
WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."

"My fellow Americans," Bush said, "at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us."

Bush swore to do "everything in [his] power" to undo the damage wrought by Clinton's two terms in office, including selling off the national parks to developers, going into massive debt to develop expensive and impractical weapons technologies, and passing sweeping budget cuts that drive the mentally ill out of hospitals and onto the street.

During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years.

"You better believe we're going to mix it up with somebody at some point during my administration," said Bush, who plans a 250 percent boost in military spending. "Unlike my predecessor, I am fully committed to putting soldiers in battle situations. Otherwise, what is the point of even having a military?"