[Bobby-Joe]

Re: PUNISHMENT 4 DEMOCRATS - A Poll

So Al....what if...it's the other way around & men have no souls while women do?

WARNING: Frank, salty Christian-to-heathen talk. Good Christian women please turn away now.

Lilith,

Clearly the combination of cat fur inhalation and drugged brownies is taking its tool on your’ reason. Let us consider this logically; if men don't have souls then why does God use men’s testacies to create new souls in? Christian science is very clear about souls being created in the sperm. This would have to require a receptive environment and that could only be provided by another soul. Women can easily be soulless baby growing machines but not man.

[lilith]

Re: PUNISHMENT 4 DEMOCRATS - A Poll

That's impossible. I refer you to the following article. We are still investigating, but so far there is no evidence that women have souls at all.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoul.html

Strangely Al,since this is clearly Christian speculation I'm not in the least inclined to view it as "proof!"

"Drugged Brownies"BJ?
I should be so lucky.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: PUNISHMENT 4 DEMOCRATS - A Poll

Strangely Al,since this is clearly Christian speculation I'm not in the least inclined to view it as "proof!"

"Drugged Brownies"BJ?
I should be so lucky.

Lilith dear, we do not 'speculate'. We are divinely inspired, and the Bible contains all knowledge required of anyone. Continue to be a Jesus denier on this earth, but when you deny Jesus, Jesus will deny YOU. Not necessarily YOU personally, since women are fallible and tools of SATAN, but if there is ONE righteous man ten generations to either side of you, you are sentencing him to the pit.

[lilith]

Re: PUNISHMENT 4 DEMOCRATS - A Poll

Lilith dear, we do not 'speculate'. We are divinely inspired, and the Bible contains all knowledge required of anyone. Continue to be a Jesus denier on this earth, but when you deny Jesus, Jesus will deny YOU. Not necessarily YOU personally, since women are fallible and tools of SATAN, but if there is ONE righteous man ten generations to either side of you, you are sentencing him to the pit.

Really? Wow,so there are SOME benefits to being an unrepentant heathen then!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Really? Wow,so there are SOME benefits to being an unrepentant heathen then!

Yes, and there's one more you don't know about. Our annual tithe drive to renew our software license has your name on it this year. I cannot ever recall a donation from you, and God knows you get enough SATANIC sexual gratification thinking about me all the time. I reckon you owe the forum a few hundred quid by now.

[Enobarbus]

Re: PUNISHMENT 4 DEMOCRATS - A Poll

Well do kind of come across all girly in your posts.



Well your first error was choosing not to be born American. However as an Austrianlian you are not that far from God so there is hope for you.

Well, I'm not quite sure what you mean, Brother. Perhaps you are comparing him/her with the darker-skinned races whose chances of Salvation© are next to nil, but I would hesitate to suggest the Aussytrallians are close to God. From what I have seen of them they must be up there somewhere not far behind Norwegians and New Zealanders for their rejection of all that is decent, honest, and Godly. All the Aussytrayian men are criminal and all the women molls. The ones that aren't descended straight from convicts are descended from the bastard sons of illict unions between convicts and screws wives.

Their concept of culture is the stuff you find in a the bottom petrie dish -- unless they are one of the indigenous natives when it is running around with someone's head on a stick. They spend all their spare time -- and they have a lot of it, since 84% of them are unemployed -- boozing and throwing XXXX beer over each other.

[lilith]

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Yes, and there's one more you don't know about. Our annual tithe drive to renew our software license has your name on it this year. I cannot ever recall a donation from you, and God knows you get enough SATANIC sexual gratification thinking about me all the time. I reckon you owe the forum a few hundred quid by now.

In your dreams Al,in your dreams.

And of course,in my nightmares.