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I wonder how our Lord Jesus Christ will punish folks who vote Democrat in 2008. Please cast your vote. Those of you who are privileged, feel free to add your own options to the poll. Lesser Christians and heathens may add their thoughts on this Godly thread.
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Re: PUNISHMENT 4 DEMOCRATS - A Poll
Mrs. Christianson,
I know it is hard for a proper and demure lady like to conceive of the full extent of the evilness of the wicked but this poll really needs "all of the above" added to it if justice is really done. These people betrayed Jesus and America so to the punishment should fit the crime.
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Yes, PLEASE get out and pass the word! If we don't have President Bush leading the country for two more terms, we may not have the opportunity to use those nuclear weapons on Islamistan.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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I have to believe that liberalism is its own punishment. These people never know who or what they're going to wake up next to in bed. That's got to be upsetting. One day it will be Osama bin Laden, and the next day it will be Satan himself.Founder and CEO of Trickle-Down Charities™, LLC.
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At first your question surprised me, since I couldn't imagine that anyone would be so heinous as to vote Demon-crat in 2008, especially after being able to compare the many successes of the Bush administration with the nightmare years under Slick Willy Klingon. Still, I managed to come up with the following:
For the men, II Samuel 12:11: Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give [them] unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.
For the women, Isaiah 3:17 and 24: Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts. * * * And it shall come to pass, [that] instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; [and] burning instead of beauty.
I suspect that in both cases, Rosie O'Donnell will be involved somehow.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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I couldn't care less if a Democrat won. Hell, I'd probably prefer it. But I can't vote anyway, being both under age and in the wrong country.
What I'm more curious about is not what would happen to Democrats, but to the Greens Party and such.
In short, my question is to you: (supposing he exists and follows your beliefs) What would Jesus do to those who vote for a Greens candidate or other lesser party?Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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And female, and dumb as a box of rocks and with nothing to say and with no valid opinions and with a sassy mouth. Shut up.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
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"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Praise! Even the backwards foreign girl admits that America is the right country and all others are wrong!Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
Ultimately, send them to Hell; in the short term, thank them for helping to re-elect His Chosen.In short, my question is to you: (supposing he exists and follows your beliefs) What would Jesus do to those who vote for a Greens candidate or other lesser party?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostFirst BJ, and now you two? Seriously Temperance. I thought you were smarter than that.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
I'm a dude
Ah well. You two are only human. And error is human. (not a pun saying God's supposed creation is flawed. just so ya know.)Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?Comment
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Well do kind of come across all girly in your posts.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
Well your first error was choosing not to be born American. However as an Austrianlian you are not that far from God so there is hope for you.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Your avatar looks like a girl.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Listen to me, Queenie! Get some masculinity and find JESUS or your eternity in HELL is going to be worse than the men who go there, AND the women, who probably have no souls and may only be tortured 9/10 of the way down.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
So Al....what if...it's the other way around & men have no souls while women do?
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The words "What if" do not appear in the Bible once.Originally posted by lilith View PostDisagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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That's impossible. I refer you to the following article. We are still investigating, but so far there is no evidence that women have souls at all.Originally posted by lilith View PostSo Al....what if...it's the other way around & men have no souls while women do?
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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