One of these Days

[H. Montague Worthington]

I am getting pretty sick of all the disgusting hippies and filthy DEMONcrats complaining about Godly President Bush and his administration. What is most irritating is the smugness with which those America-haters repeat some of the minor missteps and not quite successes of the Bush years--- such as "Iraq has Weapons of Mass Distruction" and "Mission Accomplished" and "Bring 'em on" and "Last throes" and "We're turning Iraq into a Western-style democracy" and "The war will be paid for in oil revenues" and "cakewalk" and "welcomed as liberators" and whatnot.

Well one of these days, President Bush is going to be right about something. And when he is, those stupid liberal hippies are going to feel pretty silly. And we'll never let those liberals forget it.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Don't Forget about Poland!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Well one of these days, President Bush is going to be right about something.

As strange as it is, I actually have to agree. After all, anyone who can make so many errors and mistakes has to get at least some luck. If not, then I suppose pity can suffice.

[Bobby-Joe]

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As strange as it is, I actually have to agree. After all, anyone who can make so many errors and mistakes has to get at least some luck. If not, then I suppose pity can suffice.

Sure, they appear to be mistakes when placed under the magnifying glass of the liberal media and you just ignore all the good news. But you liberals have to face the facts here; if Bill Clinton had not stopped our troops from taking Baghdad in '91 this would have never happened.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Sure, they appear to be mistakes when placed under the magnifying glass of the liberal media and you just ignore all the good news. But you liberals have to face the facts here; if Bill Clinton had not stopped our troops from taking Baghdad in '91 this would have never happened.

The Iraq war, the tragedy of 9/11, the dot com bust, the current shaky economy are all Bill Clinton's fault. I would not be surprised if he had an active hand in training the pilots that flew into the World Trade Center. And everyone knows that he is singlehandedly spreading fear around Wall Street about the subprime lenders.

It's just too bad that the liberal media never prints any of the GOOD news about Iraq-- and there is a lot, you can bet, we just never get to here it from the socialistic Joo York Times, and the communist front that calls itself CBS. It's a deep conspiracy among the hippies and fifth columnists in the newsrooms of America to undercut and smear the heroic leadership of our second greatest president of all time (after Reagan), George W. Bush.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The Iraq war, the tragedy of 9/11, the dot com bust, the current shaky economy are all Bill Clinton's fault. I would not be surprised if he had an active hand in training the pilots that flew into the World Trade Center. And everyone knows that he is singlehandedly spreading fear around Wall Street about the subprime lenders.

It's just too bad that the liberal media never prints any of the GOOD news about Iraq-- and there is a lot, you can bet, we just never get to here it from the socialistic Joo York Times, and the communist front that calls itself CBS. It's a deep conspiracy among the hippies and fifth columnists in the newsrooms of America to undercut and smear the heroic leadership of our second greatest president of all time (after Reagan), George W. Bush.

Indeed Brother Monty, it was the Clinton years that influenced the Federal Reserve to inflate the money supply that has lead to the current credit crisis. Add to that a nervous Wall Street over the prospect that Borat Obama or Hitlery Clitnon may be elected next year. But there is a ray of hope here, an economic crisis is just the kind of national emergency that George W. Bush needs to cancel the elections.

Praise Jesus!

[lilith]

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Cancel the elections? Only if he wants rioting across the USA.

Surely even Dubya isn't that stupid....damn,I have to stop saying that!
As someone said the other,if he had a dollar for every time he'd heard someone say that he'd be a millionaire by now.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Cancel the elections? Only if he wants rioting across the USA.

You don't know Americans very well, do you? Why would anyone want to go out and riot when they could stay home and watch their big screen TV? And with DirecTV, you can get hundreds of channels for less than $60 a month.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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You don't know Americans very well, do you? Why would anyone want to go out and riot when they could stay home and watch their big screen TV? And with DirecTV, you can get hundreds of channels for less than $60 a month.

You know, Mr. Worthington, you just gave me a great idea. At our next meeting here in the US Embassy in Baghdad, I'm going to suggest that we give a $4 billion no-bid contract to DirecTV and Sharp to provide every Iraqi household with a big screen TV and a satelite dish.

Perhaps we could also get Fox to underwrite some of the costs in exchange for promoting some of their shows. Based on my experience here, I think large segments of the Iraqi people would identify with some of the characters on "24".

The only drawback that I can think of is that the electricity in a lot of places here is only on for 26 minutes a day.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You know, Mr. Worthington, you just gave me a great idea. At our next meeting here in the US Embassy in Baghdad, I'm going to suggest that we give a $4 billion no-bid contract to DirecTV and Sharp to provide every Iraqi household with a big screen TV and a satelite dish.

Perhaps we could also get Fox to underwrite some of the costs in exchange for promoting some of their shows. Based on my experience here, I think large segments of the Iraqi people would identify with some of the characters on "24".

The only drawback that I can think of is that the electricity in a lot of places here is only on for 26 minutes a day.

Now Trent, that will only encourage the Iraqi's to pull themselves up by their boot straps, quit waiting for Mommy government to build a new power station and find a private industry solution to their energy problems.