Pray for Alberto Gonzalez

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Brothers and Sisters,

I come to you in this dark hour to announce that the quiet, totally-honest and alzheimer's-stricken attorney general has been forced to resign by members of the liberal agenda. After months of back-stabbing, lies and half-truths, members of the Democratic Congress and Senate have forced this honorable man to resign his post. No amount of faith in him by George W. Bush could save him from this machine of hatred and lies that has undermined our freedoms and given hope to terrorists. I assure you that Al'Quaida is now popping champagne and dancing in the streets knowing that the democrats' agenda is moving forward.

In his place, I am proud to say that the President is strongly considering appointing Mr. Chertoff, whose gut has saved America non-stop ever since 9/11(tm). His unerring gut has caused terrorists no end of trouble, preventing a large-scale attack on America's soil. I, for one, support this man to save America from the Democrats!

Link for those not so stricken by tears that they cannot read.

[SUV]

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GONZALA!!!!!!!!!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Great, now we get a Ruskie instead of a beaner.

I nominate Brother Worthington for the Beaner's job! GO BROTHER WORTHINGTON!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Bobby-Joe]

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First Myers, then Rumpsfeld, then the gentle Rove and now Gonzales, all martyred for America by the left. When will Jesus tell our anointed leader to do what is right and disband congress and declare himself president for life? I mean it clear the congress is not what Jesus intended it to be when He wrote the constitution.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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This is truly a sad day and yet another reminder of the stranglehold that the Liberal minority in this country have. They have bullied and destroyed the life of this young judge and I would go so far as to say that they likely also raped his children (See: "How Minorities, Liberals and Homosexuals Want to Murder You and Rape Your Children" the Wash O'Hanley best-seller), all because he did something that later, after he did it, turned out to be illegal. It wasn't until AFTER he fired all those lawyers because of political reasons that it came to his attention that what he had done was illegal. I'm sure that if Robert Gerke (his white, Christian name) were given the opportunity to go back in time, seeing how his actions have ruined his life, made a laughing stock of the white house and cost him his job, he would certainly make a different choice and that is all that really matters. It is time that we the persecuted Conservative minority stand up to these activist Liberals that are only putting this man on trial because he committed the hainus crime of ignorance of the law, and when all is said and done; since when was it his job to know the law anyway?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Brethern,

Jesus has sent a vision to me about this Gonzelez outrage. In it Ronald Reagan was showing me around Heaven. Clad in the pure white robes of the Righteous Reagan lead me into a great hall were there was a huge banquet table made of solid gold. On the middle of this table was a huge gold statue of an American Bald Eagle with the word “FREEDOM!(tm)” engraved on it. At this feast stat the many great Christians bringers of FREEDOM!(tm) to the world; George Washington, Strom Thurmond and Jefferson Davis and many others with Jesus Himself celebrating their victory over the darkness of Liberalism.

I saw around the table many chairs. Chairs reserved for those FREEDOM!(tm) fighters who haven’t been called home by Jesus yet but whose sacrifices for Christian Liberty have been noted. On them I saw the names of for Donald Rumpsfeld, Harrit Miers, Karol Rove, and John Bolton engraved. Reagan pointed to an empty chair and as I watched Alberto Gonzalez’ name appeared there.

All GLORY to God brethren! Christ will see to it that Satan’s victory over Gonzalaz is an empty one. Gonzalaz heroic sacrifices in fighting the forces of evil are remembered in heaven.

[Brother Temperance]

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Brethern,

Jesus has sent a vision to me about this Gonzelez outrage. In it Ronald Reagan was showing me around Heaven. Clad in the pure white robes of the Righteous Reagan lead me into a great hall were there was a huge banquet table made of solid gold. On the middle of this table was a huge gold statue of an American Bald Eagle with the word “FREEDOM!™” engraved on it. At this feast stat the many great Christians bringers of FREEDOM!™ to the world; George Washington, Strom Thurmond and Jefferson Davis and many others with Jesus Himself celebrating their victory over the darkness of Liberalism.

I saw around the table many chairs. Chairs reserved for those FREEDOM!™ fighters who haven’t been called home by Jesus yet but whose sacrifices for Christian Liberty have been noted. On them I saw the names of for Donald Rumpsfeld, Harrit Miers, Karol Rove, and John Bolton engraved. Reagan pointed to an empty chair and as I watched Alberto Gonzalez’ name appeared there.

All GLORY to God brethren! Christ will see to it that Satan’s victory over Gonzalaz is an empty one. Gonzalaz heroic sacrifices in fighting the forces of evil are remembered in heaven.

Praise! Gonzalez may be feeling a bit low on account of all this persecution, but his cute little Meskin
face will just light up when he gets to Heaven and finds God has rewarded him by allowing him to do Jesus' gardening for eternity! Praise!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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It is truly a sad day here in Iraq since we received the news that The Legal Eagle that brought us prosecutorial immunity for interrogation, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, is stepping down. All the soldiers I've seen today are depressed, angry, confused, or despondent. Some are near suicidal. Yes, that's it--- I'm sure that hearing the news of Attorney General Gonzales' resignation is the reason our troops are demoralized. I hope you're happy now, DEMONcrats!