I just got a call from Sarah Palin!!!

[Nobar King]

I don't get a lot of calls so when I picked up the phone and heard Sarah's beautiful voice I almost fell over! What a surprise! Even though it was just a recorded message about some stupid voting thing it was still great to have her on the phone. We talked for a while, and then she said good-bye. She is so nice!

I'm definitely voting for her.

[John Creeser]

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Her voice is like a gentle spring breeze to my ears. When my cell phone rings it's her voice chanting "Drill Baby Drill"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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For a *reasonable fee, Mrs. Palin will even call you on your birthday, or record the outgoing message on your answering machine.




*six figures and up.

[Free Market Fred]

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Sarah Palin was recently hired by my company to phone every family in the United States with an offer to sell them this nice bridge:



Needless to say, the response has been overwhelming. Nearly 100% of Republican voters have agreed to buy it. Obviously, we don't deliver the bridge itself, but every buyer receives a "deed," which is mailed to them from our branch office in Nigeria.

Sarah Palin is solid gold. Her bridge sales pitch is even more profitable than Glenn Beck's endorsement of our subsidiary Goldline International, which charges a mere 90% commission on gold coin sales.

There's a word to describe our Republican voters, though for moment it just escapes me. It's on the tip of my tongue, but anyway, I can visualize it:

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Man, I wish Sarah Palin would call me. When she was a Mayor, I used to see her at Mayors' conferences.

I wanted to chat with her but there was always a crowd around her so no chance.

What other Mayors admired about her were the techniques she used to get immoral books removed from the City Library in Wasilla. She did not say "I want this book removed!"

Instead, she asked, "How would I get a book here at the Library removed if the wanted one removed?" She then let it be known what book she would have removed if it were possible for her to do so.

By all accounts, the book she wanted removed did disappear from the shelves. And, for good reason. It was Pastor, I'm Gay, by Rev. Howard Bess.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Her voice is like a gentle spring breeze to my ears.

Do you work in a slaughterhouse by chance?

When my cell phone rings it's her voice chanting "Drill Baby Drill"

You do realise she is talking about oil wells and is not trying to fuel some hillbilly fantasy?





Bless you, my hyperborean hermaphrodite,
Father Mo





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[WWJDnow]

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You do realise she is talking about oil wells and is not trying to fuel some hillbilly fantasy?

Great, more Catholic bigotry against the salt of the Earth rural people who are the backbone of our society. No wonder the only place where the Catholic Church is gaining members is Africa--only butt naked guys with spears are stupid enough to believe in all of the Catholic nonsense that replaces accepting Jesus as one's savior in a Christian church.

So, Father Mo, would you prefer a candidate who is less strident in her opposition to abortion than is the Godly Mrs. Palin? Or do you just not care about the murder of millions of babies every year? Just think, a lot of those murdered children would have been altarboys.

[Dirk]

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She truely is an angel.

[John Creeser]

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Do you work in a slaughterhouse by chance?




You do realise she is talking about oil wells and is not trying to fuel some hillbilly fantasy?





Bless you, my hyperborean hermaphrodite,
Father Mo





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Until I saw that you were a Catlick, the above might have bothered me - then I realized you are worthless.

[Master Gordon]

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Living here in Australia we don't get to hear much about Sarah Palin, what is she like? Have any of you had Sarahs pie? If so what was it like? You are all so lucky living where you do there in the USA.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Living here in Australia we don't get to hear much about Sarah Palin, what is she like? Have any of you had Sarahs pie? If so what was it like? You are all so lucky living where you do there in the USA.

I am in the same boat as you Master Gordon! It is a shame it isn't an Ark though!


I do know however she is like a female version of our past PM, John Howard. A good God fearing person, who cares about the IMPORTANT things: God, country and attractive eye wear.

The book of Isaiah speaks of people like them.

Isaiah 42:18-21

Hear, ye deaf; and look, ye blind, that ye may see.

Who is blind, but my servant? or deaf, as my messenger that I sent? who is blind as he that is perfect, and blind as the LORD's servant?

Seeing many things, but thou observest not; opening the ears, but he heareth not.

The LORD is well pleased for his righteousness' sake; he will magnify the law, and make it honourable.

I took the liberty of cross referencing too.

Isaiah 2:3, Isaiah 42:4, Micah 4:2, Matt 5:18, Romans 3:31, Heb 8:10

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Master Gordon]

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Ahh yes such beautiful work with scripture Sister Mrs. P Wintersnow.