Malawi children stealing food from cows

[Free Market Fred]

I was just outraged when I read this:

Malawi Students Head To School For Promise Of Food

In Malawi, about one in nine children die before their fifth birthday. Education is not a high priority -- the search for food is. Many Malawian children suffer from stunted growth and malnutrition. Now, a program in Malawi is encouraging children to go to school -- they will get a free bowl of porridge if they do. Many mothers have volunteered to cook the porridge, made out of Malawian-grown maize.

Now, enrollment is up at school, and alleviating hunger helps children focus. Previously, children used to faint in the middle of class due to lack of nourishment.

So the welfare kids get a free bowl of porridge, and the liberals cheer. Well, does anybody bother to ask where that porridge comes from? I'll tell you where - my company cleared the rain forests and bought up all the prime agricultural land in Malawi to produce maize to use as cattle feed. We then export the beef straight to the USA, where it gets processed into Big Macs and dog food.

Only now we can no longer do it, since the commie liberals are forcing us to feed the maize directly to Malawian kids, who are reproducing like flies. It's only been a month since the liberal do-gooders started this school lunch program, and already our corporate-owned cows are starving.

Famine and holocaust are all too familiar in our world. I realize that some of you suffer from compassion fatigue, but desperate times call for desperate measures. My company is spearheading an international relief effort to feed the cows. Your charitable (and tax-deductible) contribution can help.


Just 35 cents a day could have bought her a bucket of oats

I know the above photo is shocking, but there is no way to paint a pretty picture when it comes to famine. Please, forward this message to all your friends and acquaintances. Working together, we can save the cows of Malawi, and my company's huge agribusiness investments in Africa.


Before the holocaust: Elsie, in happier times.

We can accept donations from PayPal. Or send a check/money order made out directly to the "Save the Cows" campaign.

Working together, we can feed the hungry and make a better world.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Malawi children stealing food from cows

This is an outrage the KJV1611 is very clear on stealing. The 8th commandment states: Thou shalt not steal.

Thieving filthy sinners.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Malawi children stealing food from cows

One cow can make 300 hamburgers (or 150 big-macs, or 50 of Jeb's Americaburger BBQ Supreme(tm), if I made them out of real beef). Now, what have malawians ever given us? Other than AIDS, I mean?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Malawi children stealing food from cows

This is indeed another lefty pinko plan to turn society into some Soviet Obamacare welfare state paradise! These kids are getting paid to go to school. Shouldn't the ungrateful little brats at least be thankful they are getting a free education? Society has to already shoulder their burden, and these greedy little kids just want more, more, more!

I'm also not shocked that this is taking place in Malawi -- an island of Hawaii. Yes, the same Hawaii that our dictator Obama was allegedly born in. This reeks of some kind of social experiment that will be tweaked before it is unleashed onto the entire nation at large. Expect more payouts for kids. Not just free food, but schools will have to pay for clothes, books, toys, and probably cash as well.

But hey, let's just tax hard-working people just a little bit more so we can achieve this Obamatopia on earth!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Malawi children stealing food from cows

This is indeed another lefty pinko plan to turn society into some Soviet Obamacare welfare state paradise! These kids are getting paid to go to school. Shouldn't the ungrateful little brats at least be thankful they are getting a free education? Society has to already shoulder their burden, and these greedy little kids just want more, more, more!

I'm also not shocked that this is taking place in Malawi -- an island of Hawaii. Yes, the same Hawaii that our dictator Obama was allegedly born in. This reeks of some kind of social experiment that will be tweaked before it is unleashed onto the entire nation at large. Expect more payouts for kids. Not just free food, but schools will have to pay for clothes, books, toys, and probably cash as well.

But hey, let's just tax hard-working people just a little bit more so we can achieve this Obamatopia on earth!

I like to give until it hurts, this is getting crazy. I give 50% of my reported income to the Church, 35% to the Federal government and 15% to the State and local government. I have to tell you if it was not for hidden off shore accounts I am not sure how I could live here. The taxes from Osamba are killing me.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Malawi children stealing food from cows

I am using large parts of my disability checks to protest Obama's communistification of America. The result of these policies is what you're currently seeing in Malawi--- kids growing up thinking there is such a thing as a free lunch, being coddled, encouraging/celebrating weakness, and promoting "compassion." If you ask me, we had enough compassion to last the rest of the century in the George W. Bush administration, and now it's time to get tough and lay down the law!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Malawi children stealing food from cows

As it always the same with liberals; steal from the producers in society just to give to some special interest group like "starving children" End result is companies are punished so some lazy Malawi mom doesn't have to buy her kid lunch. How will these debt kids advance Malawi's GNP? Not it is the business who need the free lunch so they can hire those kids parents for a dollar a day and then the kids can feed themselves.

[HTannor]

Re: Malawi children stealing food from cows

I am so thankful Rev. Jim carefully monitors the candidates for his Sponser A Niglet program.

When I opened this thread and saw Brother Fred's expose on this shocking turn of events, I immediately checked the biographies of the five Niglets I sponser and was relieved to see none of them were from Hawaii.

Keep up the good work Rev. Jim.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Malawi children stealing food from cows

As it always the same with liberals; steal from the producers in society just to give to some special interest group like "starving children" End result is companies are punished so some lazy Malawi mom doesn't have to buy her kid lunch. How will these debt kids advance Malawi's GNP? Not it is the business who need the free lunch so they can hire those kids parents for a dollar a day and then the kids can feed themselves.

A dollar a day, no wonder the cost of living keeps going up. The damn slopes in China work for a bowl of rice or a bullet. If they take the easy way out and pick the bullet, the government sends a bill to their home for the cost of the bullet. As it should be, lazy chinks.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Malawi children stealing food from cows

Since you are increasing the population daily it won't be long before unemployment will be affecting 9,5 out of 10 right. Consider shifting your tennis shoe factories there as the Taiwanese seem to be getting a bit uppity wanting more than the 85 cents they make now. Keep playing them off each other and you can keep salaries down for years.