Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

[Mistress Cookie]

Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

Even Fox News has weighed in on this, but I can't believe that Sister Sarah would maim God™s handiwork by cramming man-made objects inside herself like that.

Is everyone imagining it....or does it all look different, somehow?
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[Nobar King]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

Well, she IS wearing a maternity top. Maybe she's pregnant, again?

[John Creeser]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

Sister Sarah is guided by the hand of God, so is Carrie Prejean. If it is God's will, it is God's will. There is no debate.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

I just had an idea: They may not even BE implants?

Maybe the Good Lord™ is just now rewarding her for all her good works?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

Maybe the Good Lord™ is just now rewarding her for all her good works?

The LORD took a few loaves and fishes and fed a multitude, and turned water into wine. Surely He has the power to turn a bit of boob into a lot of silicone.

I'm not sure this is actually for the better - Maybe God is testing our faith. You see, her "tea bags" tend to make men excitable, and some of us are, well, just excitable enough right now:

[Justin Z]

I am sure God rewarded her with real enlarged breasts so she can breast feed comfortably in the privacy of her own home. God's children deserve the best after all. I am sure He doesn't like fake objects. He made real things.

[John_Holbach]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

A Saved woman like Sister Sarah would never disgrace the Lord in such a way. It was probably a reward for all of her great work in saving our blessed America.

[Jedediah]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

Well, she IS wearing a maternity top. Maybe she's pregnant, again?

It is about time for another one, isn't it? Let's pray she does not get stuck with another hellbound retarded.

[Michael Nichols]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

It is about time for another one, isn't it? Let's pray she does not get stuck with another hellbound retarded.

You sir, are going to HELL. You are so Taboo

[Michael Nichols]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

It is about time for another one, isn't it? Let's pray she does not get stuck with another hellbound retarded.

How could you possibly say something like that?!? Do you blame that child, for being like that? Do you think he could save himself? That is not his fault, nor Sarah Palins. If it was anyones fault, it would be GODS fault. There is nothing wrong with that child. I have a brother with the same challenges, who I love dearly. You are one messed up person in the head, and you ARE NOT going to heaven. Im PRAYING for you.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

You sir, are going to HELL. You are so Taboo

You really seem to like blurting things out without thinking first. Please provide scripture from the Holy Bible to show to everyone here why you think he will go to Hell. That way we can all learn something.

Or are you, again, refusing to read God's Holy Bible?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

... it would be GODS fault ... Im PRAYING for you.

You are blaming God and yet you think He will answer your prayers? God is perfect! He does not make mistakes!

[Michael Nichols]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

You are blaming God and yet you think He will answer your prayers? God is perfect! He does not make mistakes!

He does not make mistakes, however, he made what that abomination called a hell bound retard?
"But the Lord said to Samuel, “Do not look on his appearance or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him. For the Lord sees not as man sees: man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.”—1 Samuel 16:7

[Sister Charli]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

Luke 16:22-23 (King James Version)
22And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

I'm a thinking she is saying here "Thank God for silicone implants"



however she may be saying ....
Deuteronomy 13:3 (King James Version)


3Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.


or possibly even .....


1 Kings 8:61 (King James Version)


61Let your heart therefore be perfect with the LORD our God, to walk in his statutes, and to keep his commandments, as at this day.


and maybe she is not pointing to her left boob at all.