[Deuteronomy]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

How could you possibly say something like that?!? Do you blame that child, for being like that? Do you think he could save himself? That is not his fault, nor Sarah Palins. If it was anyones fault, it would be GODS fault. There is nothing wrong with that child. I have a brother with the same challenges, who I love dearly. You are one messed up person in the head, and you ARE NOT going to heaven. Im PRAYING for you.

Listen friend. We do not make the rules, we just obey them. The bible clearly says that you need to repent to be saved. It's written several times. Here's an example

Acts 3:19 Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord;

A retard does not have the mental capability to repent and neither do infants for that sake. It may sound tough but it's the words of the Bible and the Bible is infallible. But the good Lord has a plan with everybody, and maybe your brother will regain his sanity. Rejoice because you have the possibility to reach heaven and help him from there

[HTannor]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

He does not make mistakes, however, he made what that abomination called a hell bound retard?

You are correct sir, He does not make mistakes.

He sees a need for Sister Sarah to have a nice pair of bookends to place in her library and will reward her with a full set.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

you ARE NOT going to heaven.

Well I suppose it's a good thing you're not God then, because brother Jebediah is a True Christian™. It is not up to you whether brother Jebediah gets into Heaven; it is up to God. Praise the Lord! Thank Heaven for True Christians™ like brother Jebediah! May God make your way to Hell speedy, false Christian.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

It is about time for another one, isn't it? Let's pray she does not get stuck with another hellbound retarded.

Amen, Brother!

I imagine God gave her the first tard to punish her for being a Governor. What will she get now? One with three heads and claws?

That woman needs to get right with God and stop trying to run the country. Who does she think she is, Hillary Clinton?

[Mistress Cookie]

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A retard does not have the mental capability to repent and neither do infants for that sake.

Here here!

The good thing about that is there's no mutants or squalling brats to clean up after in Heaven.

We've earned our rest.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

Rev. Rodimer,
The more I read of your analysis of Mrs Palin, the more tend to agree. She is a model of Christian beauty and a delight to the eye. I often dream that it would have been a good day for America with Mr McCain in charge and Mrs Palin doing his typing, arranging his schedules and buying flowers for his wife.

Mrs Palin sets a fine example to the women of America: there was none of this feminazi, lezbean unrealistic agenda of equality or even a substantiated claim that she could actually lead – more that she was a well-favored wench who would brighten up dull meetings by providing something other than a PowerPoint presentation to consider. I’m sure she made wonderful coffee.

The question of her (ahem) ‘attributes’ is a side show. As age takes its toll, a woman may find that The Lord compensates her in other directions.

I spoke with Nephew Zebulun on the matter and he opined, “A woman is old when her age is greater than her bust measurement.” I cannot find Scripture for this assertion but I am sure it is true.

[Nobar King]

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I hope that's in centemeters and not inches!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are Sister Sarah Palin's New Breast Implants Godly?

I have no idea if her heaving bosoms have enlarged by silicone or by Gods hand. It is also possible that retard leech Trig has been blowing instead of sucking.