Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

[Cranky Old Man]

Ever since Barack Obama started destroying our once great nation, our children in the armed forces have been in great danger. To prevent your innocent children from getting the gay while they are killing unbelievers abroad there is this easy to understand comic.

http://www.ep.tc/problems/38/cvr.html

[Dirk]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

I have no son in the army, but my cousing might find this useful.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

The authors of the cartoon made everyone look gay. I'm pretty sure that wasn't intentional. The most important part of the lesson is how to figure out if your CO is gay. The military definitely wants to get rid of them.

[Dirk]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

The authors of the cartoon made everyone look gay.

Now that you mention it.....
I guess you are right, well spotted Nobar King! It seems homosexuals are always on the lurk, trying to persuade people into their filthy ways.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

Clearly homosexuals and other moral deviants have no place in our military fighting Christ Wars. After all, who would willingly place a gun in the hand of a cause obsessed nihilist zealot? Not us TRUE Christians(tm). That being said me and Zeke have long maintained that the only way to deal with gay menace is for hand on experience. There is only one way to learn how to handle a gay man; face to face, one on one. It is ignorance of the challenges that gays present to a good TRUE and NOT gay Christian man the cause the problems.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

Hello Mr Cranky.

We read that little book you posted.

Just one question .....

do they allow women in the USA military?

or are they very effeminate males?

Daddy and I could not work out whether they were all blokes or what.

[SEagle]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

Daddy and I could not work out whether they were all blokes or what.

Lol. There are ALOT of 'butch' females in the military. For some reason they are drawn to serve......

[James Hutchins]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

Cranky, did you notice, not a single blond haired, blue eyed man in the bunch? In fact, everyone of them looks ethnic. I would not be in the least bit suprised to find out the homer agenda was being pushed on America by ethnics. We really need to kick out of the USA every person who is ethnic or a pervert. Then the US could be the one country in the world to be filled with people who are truly Gods' Children(r).

[Dirk]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

Cranky, did you notice, not a single blond haired, blue eyed man in the bunch? In fact, everyone of them looks ethnic. I would not be in the least bit suprised to find out the homer agenda was being pushed on America by ethnics. We really need to kick out of the USA every person who is ethnic or a pervert. Then the US could be the one country in the world to be filled with people who are truly Gods' Children®.

Well spotted brother James. It is clear that it is a sin to be white these days.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

Cranky, did you notice, not a single blond haired, blue eyed man in the bunch? In fact, everyone of them looks ethnic. I would not be in the least bit suprised to find out the homer agenda was being pushed on America by ethnics. We really need to kick out of the USA every person who is ethnic or a pervert. Then the US could be the one country in the world to be filled with people who are truly Gods' Children®.

Brother James, it might be my old eyes but I do believe they were saying the blond hair blue eyed male was the homer. Is this some slap in the face, by the present administration that gave its stamp of approval on this publication, to real American Christian Men serving in the Military? Is this part of osama yomamma's plan to weaken our military?

[its_faith]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

Homers make good targets. All the soldiers have to do is tell them there is a hair salon just ahead and they will prance in that direction and take fire from muslim snipers who will give away their position and then the soldiers can shoot them. Its a classic win-win!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

They ought to have artillery units launch homers into enemy fortresses as AIDS infested human cannonballs.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

I do not know much about the the defense forces and how they are organized. I thought homers were used to do womens work such as cooking, tent cleaning, repairing uniforms, washing vehicles, hair cutting, etc.

[SEagle]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

I do not know much about the the defense forces and how they are organized. I thought homers were used to do womens work such as cooking, tent cleaning, repairing uniforms, washing vehicles, hair cutting, etc.

Women are allowed to serve in anything that isnt combat arms which includes artillery , infantry ,scouts , ect. Other than that the US miltary allows them to do any other job.
Homos that keep their mouth shut and dont act like a flamer can serve in any part of the military under the dont ask dont tell policy.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!

Do you have a problem using commas, boy? Also, what is ect? Is that short for ectoplasm?