O'Donnell announces, "I am not a witch!"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Methinks she doth protest too much.

Perhaps she should come to Freehold, say, around Halloween?

[handmaiden]

Re: O'Donnell announces, "I am not a witch!"

Reverend R, I didn't actually click on the link because I was afraid that if she were a witch, a spell could be cast on my computer since I don't have the JeSOS operating software.

But I can't hope that notice that her hair is awfully dark. I have known many witch, goth, vampire wannabe types who dye their hair black. It is a thing with them, along with overuse of black eyeliner.

I stopped dying my hair black to match my eyebrows and eyelashes and mustache just to avoid any such appearance of evil. I also gave up eyeliner and am considering bleaching my eyebrows and eyelashes with lye because the blackness does sort of give me a goth-look. Also, it is kind of brazen.

I will pray about the lady's hair color and possible witch associations. She is pretty and does say such Godly-sounding things. But she is also female and Satan loves nothing more than to mix up the things of God with bad things to lead people astray.

Thank you so much!

Obediently Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Smithson]

Re: O'Donnell announces, "I am not a witch!"

It sickens me to see this sort of thing. I wouldn't doubt if she were a Mormon.

[Levi Jones]

Re: O'Donnell announces, "I am not a witch!"

It sickens me to see this sort of thing. I wouldn't doubt if she were a Mormon.

Why would she be a mormon?

Who are you, again?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: O'Donnell announces, "I am not a witch!"

Handmaiden,
I watched the video whilst reciting “The Lord’s Prayer”. Her simple denial of being a witch whilst dressed in black against a background of eternal darkness does little to reassure me. I’m imagining her with a black cat and a broom; it’s all too easy to do.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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There is only one way I know of to handle a possible case of a witch in denial and that is the time honored tradition in colonial America of holding a trial.

Mind you, I'm not sure that any of these laws are still on the books, but they certainly should be. Those New England states carried over the European traditions, with Salem, Massachusetts being the most notable. I was not able to find anything in Delaware (where O'Donnell is from), but it's possible we can try her in absentia right here in Freehold (assuming we have the appropriate laws here - and if we don't it's high time we did something about it).

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: O'Donnell announces, "I am not a witch!"

Handmaiden,
I watched the video whilst reciting “The Lord’s Prayer”. Her simple denial of being a witch whilst dressed in black against a background of eternal darkness does little to reassure me. I’m imagining her with a black cat and a broom; it’s all too easy to do.

Brother, if I had a Christine O'Donnell look-alike, and a black cat, and a fellow with a Pope mask, the video I would make right now . . .

[Get Real Bro]

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Reverend R, I didn't actually click on the link because I was afraid that if she were a witch, a spell could be cast on my computer since I don't have the JeSOS operating software.

I will show this to my friends for infinite lulz and let them guess where I got it from.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: O'Donnell announces, "I am not a witch!"

I will show this to my friends for infinite I am retarded and let them guess where I got it from.

Well, if you want to announce to your friends that you are retarded . . . I mean, they're your friends, surely they know already?