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  • Angelos Epithemiou
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    • Oct 2010
    • 13
    #1

    Mistress Palin

    I've recently discovered the pagan goddess that is Sarah "I would" Palin.

    How can stop certain 'impure' urges towards said totty?

    Apart from wanting her to cook and clean for me, I want to sling one up her...

    Help me brothers (and sisters if you must)
    Proverbs 12:16 The vexation of a fool is known at once, but the prudent ignores an insult.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Mistress Palin

      Originally posted by Angelos Epithemiou View Post
      I've recently discovered the pagan goddess that is Sarah "I would" Palin.

      How can stop certain 'impure' urges towards said totty?

      Apart from wanting her to cook and clean for me, I want to sling one up her...

      Help me brothers (and sisters if you must)
      What language are you speaking here, boy? I can't make heads or tails out of your gibberish.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Angelos Epithemiou
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          • Oct 2010
          • 13
          #3
          Re: Mistress Palin

          You call it gibberish, I call it a cry for help...

          I'm overcome by that brazen be-spectacled beauty and I need YOUR help...
          Proverbs 12:16 The vexation of a fool is known at once, but the prudent ignores an insult.

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            • Jo Freddie
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              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339
              #4
              Re: Mistress Palin

              Does this help?

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22882
                  #5
                  Re: Mistress Palin

                  That's likely to ruin his eyesight and condemn him to the bowels of Hell
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Angelos Epithemiou
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                      • Oct 2010
                      • 13
                      #6
                      Re: Mistress Palin

                      "Mine eye's have seen the glory of the coming of the Palin" Ooooo I wish...

                      Forget your bowels of hell, I'd rot in Alaska just to be in the same state.
                      Proverbs 12:16 The vexation of a fool is known at once, but the prudent ignores an insult.

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