[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

Sounds like a wonderful way to celebrate that Baby Jesus would approve of. I'm on my way! Want me to bring anything to help us celebrate?

Actually I kinda got into the Macallan 30 year a little earlier. I was so excited about our upcoming wins. If you can, stop at Don Jose' Fine Liquor and Spirits and pick up a bottle. It's the last one there. Tell Art to put it on my credit. He knows I'm good for it.

[Jesus is Lord]

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Actually I kinda got into the Macallan 30 year a little earlier. I was so excited about our upcoming wins. If you can, stop at Don Jose' Fine Liquor and Spirits and pick up a bottle. It's the last one there. Tell Art to put it on my credit. He knows I'm good for it.

Not a problem! I can't think of a better way to celebrate God's political party winning the elections.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

Rev. Jim, is this before or after the big downtown event with the fireworks?

[Jesus is Lord]

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Rev. Jim, is this before or after the big downtown event with the fireworks?

I forgot all about that! Now I'm torn on which to go to. Better pray on it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

I forgot all about that! Now I'm torn on which to go to. Better pray on it.

Why not all go (with Rev. Jim, of course) to the big one downtown, then retire to his estate after the fireworks?

[Lycia The Repentant]

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I just wanted to wish everybody in Freehold a great post election party!

Personally, I made up a nice sandwich board with the House results on the front and this scripture on the back:

"From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17

I'm going to have a great time tonight as I'm walking around wearing it and laughing at all the liebrals here!

[handmaiden]

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Well, the dems seemed to have won here in Mariolatryland. The gov is an Irish cat-lick with leprechaun ears and one of our senators is about as tall as a leprechaun.

What do you expect from a state that started out as a haven for Catholics? The last decent politician we had was Spiro Agnew. And even some of our leading Republicans are . . . well, not caucasian.


Sadly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

Why not all go (with Rev. Jim, of course) to the big one downtown, then retire to his estate after the fireworks?

That's what we wound up doing. It was a lot of fun celebrating this victory for God's Party.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

Congratulations from a penal-colony (for what they're worth). As you may know, we have a communist government here, which spent most of the last couple of years electrocuting people & thinking up new taxes. They were forced into an election but imported sufficient south Asian terrorists
(whose votes seem to count double) to manage 50.1%

An exciting result and fantastic to see America moving in the right direction again

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Freehold Post-Election Bash

Wow, that was a great evening!

Not only did Republicans take the House, but the three Iowa justices up for retention who had voted to bring same-sex marriage to the state are OUT ON THEIR EARS!

Only four more to go. How DARE these activist judges claim the state constitution requires homosexuals have the right to marry each other!

The fireworks were amazing, one rocket fired for each Republican race called, and a dozen for each of the three canned justices!

And Jim, that was one heck of an afterparty. Where did you find those delightful cocktail waitresses?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Wow, that was a great evening!

Not only did Republicans take the House, but the three Iowa justices up for retention who had voted to bring same-sex marriage to the state are OUT ON THEIR EARS!

Only four more to go. How DARE these activist judges claim the state constitution requires homosexuals have the right to marry each other!

Good RIDDANCE to those scum. Gay marriage is the reason so many straight marriages end in divorce. Who's going to marry a woman when two men can get married?

The fireworks were amazing, one rocket fired for each Republican race called, and a dozen for each of the three canned justices!

My ears are still ringing. GLORY! Pastor Zeke moving prayer was the best. It was great the way Zeke cried while thanking Jesus for those activist judges being voted out.

And Jim, that was one heck of an afterparty. Where did you find those delightful cocktail waitresses?

Waitresses supposed to take your order while sitting in your lap? I swear one whispered to me for a twenty she would help me shoat glory. Very odd.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I swear one whispered to me for a twenty she would help me shout glory. Very odd.

Pray for pay?

Something's not right there. Only a Pastor should pray for pay . . . Jim, these ladies weren't FEMALE MINISTERS, were they?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Pray for pay?

Something's not right there. Only a Pastor should pray for pay . . . Jim, these ladies weren't FEMALE MINISTERS, were they?

Darn, never thought about it that way. She did say she would lay hands on me for a twenty go down on her knees for forty. I mean pastors all say that.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Darn, never thought about it that way. She did say she would lay hands on me for a twenty go down on her knees for forty. I mean pastors all say that.

I don't believe it. Jim hired female "pastors"!

[Bobby-Joe]

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I don't believe it. Jim hired female "pastors"!

I think Jim was just caught up in the spirit of the moment.

Look at the waitresses names.

• Christine: she said wasn't a witch but she could raise the dead.
• Sharron: she would use the whole chicken to cure me.
• Meg: she claimed she could kiss her own ass
• Sarah: she said she wanted to drill here, drill now.

Jim may have been having a little joke on us.