[Master Gordon]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

Ah, you write books.

What books have you written?

He probably writes books about satanic spells and homosexual practices and perverted things like that. An abomination to Lord this one is turning out to be.

[Didymus Much]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

... I know you are atheists are nothing more than a bunch of pseudo intellectuals with beards, looking at internet porn and cracking bad jokes all day.

How did you know I have a beard?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

How did you know I have a beard?

Because you're an atheist. Even the women have beards, well mustaches anyway.

[handmaiden]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

If only GWB could have served a third term! Think how much better off our country would be today.

The average, hardworking American would not have been sold down the river. Iraq would finally have a model democracy in place today and would be enjoying an economic boon. Bin Laden would have been captured even if we had to lay waste to Afghanistan. And the rest of the world would be enjoying the full benefits of freedom and captialism in a cascade effect as decency, wealth and faith-based social reforms swept through our country and spread across the globe.

And speaking of globes, the Global Warming problem would have been solved because people would have finally stopped talking about it.


Imaginatively Yours,

Handmaiden

[waywardJim]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

You Know it's round? How do you know? Because a teacher told you?

Who's word are you going to take? Somebody with a 10 month teaching certificate? Or the Guy who actually made the world?

I find it just plain impossible to argue with logic like this.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

I find it just plain impossible to argue with logic like this.

Of course you do. The intellectual level of any True Christian™ exceeds the puny intellectual level of any atheist. You can't understand the high level of logical reasoning that BIG is working on and because she is right you can't disprove what she says. Why don't you just admit defeat and become a Christian?

[Hillary Clinton]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

[SheepOfGod]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

I find it just plain impossible to argue with logic like this.

Your an athiest that has sex with trees; you have no place to talk.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

Uh........ Isn't your husband an adopted Bush son? Weren't they up in BC fishing together with Jimmy Patteson?

Nice thing to say about your adopted brother-in-law.

[Hillary Clinton]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

There is nothing between me and Bill. We are too different and i dont care about what he is. Well, i think its time to live the life i never had.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

There is nothing between me and Bill. We are too different and i dont care about what he is. Well, i think its time to live the life i never had.

Jealous that he gets more women than you?

Did we ever figure out what the prison term was for impersonating a senator? I'm sure, being a "senator" you know what it is.

[Lisa H]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

There is nothing between me and Bill. We are too different and i dont care about what he is. Well, i think its time to live the life i never had.

What are you doing here, you are supposed to be in Australia.

[Hillary Clinton]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

What are you doing here, you are supposed to be in Australia.

Like Saddam Hussein i prefer to have a lookalike.
Its just makes it easier for me to enjoy my life.

[Lisa H]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

Like Saddam Hussein i prefer to have a lookalike.
Its just makes it easier for me to enjoy my life.

That was not a double, it is the real Hillary Clinton. Now own up to who you really are.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

Like Saddam Hussein i prefer to have a lookalike.
Its just makes it easier for me to enjoy my life.

Nice try, but everyone knows the Hilldog is a lesbian.

Most likely Hillary is prowling the streets of Vienna looking for schoolboys to castrate and murder as part of her insane crusade to a make the world safe from penises. Good thing for American is they consider serial murderers a good thing over in Europe.

Tell me, do all liberals suck at humor like you do?