[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

Second, I'm not whining, I'm LAUGHING! Laughing at the fact that the dumbest person in America was ever our world leader, and the fact that you gave me an infraction for making fun of him.

If George W. Bush was, as you say, the "dumbest person in America", how do you explain the millions upon millions of Americans who voted for him? Hmmmm?

[PetitionLady]

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Bill Clinton is a cherry picking cafeteria Baptist. I wouldn't even call him a Christian. He believes only those parts of the Bible that will support his radical gay agenda and induce the population to give up human reproduction for gay anal sex and give up any sort of industrial progress for sissy environmentalist pipe dreams. Bill Clinton is also a pathological liar and an obese man whore who rapes his interns for sport and then brags about it on national television to humiliate them. But I think he is a poorly disguised closet homosexual.

Bill Clinton isn't even a Real American™. How can he be a Baptist?

AMEN, thank you. (emphasis added)

[Bobby-Joe]

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No, in actuality I find homosexuality disgusting. "Doing it" with another man is, in my opinion, gross.

That's what Cranky just said; like all Atheists you know God exists, though you refuse to admit it just to be petulant. You want to attack God so the only way you can is by doing the most disgusting thing you can think of; having butt sex with another man.

[looking4mybrain]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

You are an atheist, so you are clearly gay.

No, in actuality I find homosexuality disgusting. "Doing it" with another man is, in my opinion, gross.

[Bobby-Joe]

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By the way, George Bush DID say all the things in Jo Freddie's video. Just letting you know. Also for future reference, the correct spelling would be HOMOsexuality.

Jo Freddie did the oldest libertard trick in the book; he quoted a conservative in context. This a rhetorical fallacy known "Factual Fallacy" were you bring in information just to contradict someone conclusion. It's really disgusting and cheesy of Jo Freddie and he should be ashamed of himself.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'll have you know that I am 100% straight.

You are an atheist, so you are clearly gay.

[looking4mybrain]

Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

Dear looking4mybrain,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Lying about your homersexurality
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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This infraction is worth 88 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=634386
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/faerie
Variants of FAERIE

fa·er·ie also fa·ery \ˈfā-(ə-)rē, ˈfer-ē\
<in ancient folklore faeries were often portrayed as powerful beings who could wreak havoc on the lives of humans>


Okay, so not only are you wrong about faerie, but you are also whining over getting an infraction? Why do the atheists always whine about getting infractions? Whaaa....... I crapped all over your board and you had the nerve to get mad at me........ Whaaaa.....

First, no, he WAS wrong about faerie. He spelled it farie, which is wrong. The correct forms are fairy, faerie, or faery.

Second, I'm not whining, I'm LAUGHING! Laughing at the fact that the dumbest person in America was ever our world leader, and the fact that you gave me an infraction for making fun of him. In all honesty, you guys are a riot!

Third, there is no need for mockery. BelieverInGod, I actually thought you were one of the few nice people on the forum. You just proved me wrong.
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums

"Chase the demons out of my rectum"? Mr. Ezekiel, are you flirting with me? That's just disgusting! I'll have you know that I am 100% straight. I don't know where you got that silly assumption, but I had to let you guys know so that there will be no further misunderstandings in the future.

By the way, George Bush DID say all the things in Jo Freddie's video. Just letting you know. Also for future reference, the correct spelling would be HOMOsexuality.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Bush is not a Baptist and Clinton is. Shouldn't you true Christians be loving Clinton and not Bush?

Bill Clinton is a cherry picking cafeteria Baptist. I wouldn't even call him a Christian. He believes only those parts of the Bible that will support his radical gay agenda and induce the population to give up human reproduction for gay anal sex and give up any sort of industrial progress for sissy environmentalist pipe dreams. Bill Clinton is also a pathological liar and an obese man whore who rapes his interns for sport and then brags about it on national television to humiliate them. But I think he is a poorly disguised closet homosexual.

Bill Clinton isn't even a Real American(tm). How can he be a Baptist?

[PetitionLady]

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EXCUSE ME??? Clinton was an UTTER DISASTER for the country up until the day the Republicans took over Congress and Speaker Gringrich set him right. If Clinton had his way, and thank God he didn't, the military would be filled with gays and we would all have socialized health care FORCED down out throats! Even as it was do to Clinton's out of control tax policies the National Deficit sank to dangerously low levels under the Clinton regime.

Yes, Clinton was a filthy disgrace. All of his "character does not matter" and "the end justifies the means" chants. Pathetic! I can hardly believe we made it through his presidency and did so only by God's grace in bringing us President Bush to restore honor, dignity and decency to the Office of the President.

And now we're fighting another battle with evil in the White House.

[waywardJim]

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Bush is not a Baptist and Clinton is. Shouldn't you true Christians be loving Clinton and not Bush?

[PetitionLady]

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How SAD it is, what this once-great nation has sunk to since one of the finest Presidents in our history left office with a thriving economy and confidence riding high!!! Now Obummer is over in Calcutta begging for Indian table scraps as the result of his job-killing, America-hating policies!!!

Sad. So very, very sad.

P.S. We LOVE you, Mr. Bush!!!

AMEN!! I love him too and I miss him terribly and am sickened by the socialist/terrorist beast we have in office today.

OF COURSE I ordered his book too. I see the book is already selling at a record-breaking pace.

[Jo Freddie]

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Shame on you, that video is obviously photoshopped!

No photo shopping required, the source material is all that is needed. Just because you suffer from selective amnesia and don't remember seeing those clips at the time is purely your problem.

[Wide-Open]

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Shame on you, that video is obviously photoshopped!

[Jo Freddie]

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The man has a Bachelors of Art from Yale and an MBA from Harvard, quit trying to drag him down to your level.

I don't need to drag him anywhere, he does all the work himself.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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I'm not a big fan of Oprah, actually. I usually just leave the TV on for background noise (I can't think in complete silence). When I overheard that GWB was on, I decided to watch because, well, it's weird not having his name all over the news.

And you don't like Oprah? Well you are just full of pleasant surprises today, Scarlet Lady!

When you buy your copy (or copies!) of Bush's new book, why don't you pick yourself up a KJV Bible too? While I know Bush's Decision Points will be a great read, it will absolutely pale in comparison to the feeling you will get when the Word of the Lord penetrates you and fills you with Jesus's love!