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  • Scarlet Wynter
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2010
    • 125

    #46
    Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
    Now we just need to get you to kick your filthy Oprah habit (among other things).
    I'm not a big fan of Oprah, actually. I usually just leave the TV on for background noise (I can't think in complete silence). When I overheard that GWB was on, I decided to watch because, well, it's weird not having his name all over the news.

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    • Lycia The Repentant
      Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
      Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 2019

      #47
      Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

      Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
      I'm not a big fan of Oprah, actually. I usually just leave the TV on for background noise (I can't think in complete silence). When I overheard that GWB was on, I decided to watch because, well, it's weird not having his name all over the news.
      And you don't like Oprah? Well you are just full of pleasant surprises today, Scarlet Lady!

      When you buy your copy (or copies!) of Bush's new book, why don't you pick yourself up a KJV Bible too? While I know Bush's Decision Points will be a great read, it will absolutely pale in comparison to the feeling you will get when the Word of the Lord penetrates you and fills you with Jesus's love!
      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #48
        Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
        The man has a Bachelors of Art from Yale and an MBA from Harvard, quit trying to drag him down to your level.
        I don't need to drag him anywhere, he does all the work himself.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
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          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #49
          Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

          Shame on you, that video is obviously photoshopped!
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #50
            Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Shame on you, that video is obviously photoshopped!
            No photo shopping required, the source material is all that is needed. Just because you suffer from selective amnesia and don't remember seeing those clips at the time is purely your problem.
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            • PetitionLady
              Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 883

              #51
              Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              How SAD it is, what this once-great nation has sunk to since one of the finest Presidents in our history left office with a thriving economy and confidence riding high!!! Now Obummer is over in Calcutta begging for Indian table scraps as the result of his job-killing, America-hating policies!!!

              Sad. So very, very sad.

              P.S. We LOVE you, Mr. Bush!!!
              AMEN!! I love him too and I miss him terribly and am sickened by the socialist/terrorist beast we have in office today.

              OF COURSE I ordered his book too. I see the book is already selling at a record-breaking pace.
              But whosoever shall deny me before men,
              him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
              ~Matt. 10:33

              ~~~~~~~
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              • waywardJim
                Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
                • Jul 2010
                • 124

                #52
                Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

                Bush is not a Baptist and Clinton is. Shouldn't you true Christians be loving Clinton and not Bush?
                Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                • PetitionLady
                  Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
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                  • Nov 2010
                  • 883

                  #53
                  Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  EXCUSE ME??? Clinton was an UTTER DISASTER for the country up until the day the Republicans took over Congress and Speaker Gringrich set him right. If Clinton had his way, and thank God he didn't, the military would be filled with gays and we would all have socialized health care FORCED down out throats! Even as it was do to Clinton's out of control tax policies the National Deficit sank to dangerously low levels under the Clinton regime.
                  Yes, Clinton was a filthy disgrace. All of his "character does not matter" and "the end justifies the means" chants. Pathetic! I can hardly believe we made it through his presidency and did so only by God's grace in bringing us President Bush to restore honor, dignity and decency to the Office of the President.

                  And now we're fighting another battle with evil in the White House.
                  But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                  him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                  ~Matt. 10:33

                  ~~~~~~~
                  Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #54
                    Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

                    Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
                    Bush is not a Baptist and Clinton is. Shouldn't you true Christians be loving Clinton and not Bush?
                    Bill Clinton is a cherry picking cafeteria Baptist. I wouldn't even call him a Christian. He believes only those parts of the Bible that will support his radical gay agenda and induce the population to give up human reproduction for gay anal sex and give up any sort of industrial progress for sissy environmentalist pipe dreams. Bill Clinton is also a pathological liar and an obese man whore who rapes his interns for sport and then brags about it on national television to humiliate them. But I think he is a poorly disguised closet homosexual.

                    Bill Clinton isn't even a Real American(tm). How can he be a Baptist?
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                    • looking4mybrain
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 95

                      #55
                      Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

                      Dear looking4mybrain,

                      You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

                      Reason: Lying about your homersexurality
                      -------
                      First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                      Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                      Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                      -------

                      This infraction is worth 88 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

                      Original Post:
                      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=634386
                      Quote:
                      Quote:
                      Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
                      http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/faerie
                      Variants of FAERIE

                      fa·er·ie also fa·ery \ˈfā-(ə-)rē, ˈfer-ē\
                      <in ancient folklore faeries were often portrayed as powerful beings who could wreak havoc on the lives of humans>


                      Okay, so not only are you wrong about faerie, but you are also whining over getting an infraction? Why do the atheists always whine about getting infractions? Whaaa....... I crapped all over your board and you had the nerve to get mad at me........ Whaaaa.....


                      First, no, he WAS wrong about faerie. He spelled it farie, which is wrong. The correct forms are fairy, faerie, or faery.

                      Second, I'm not whining, I'm LAUGHING! Laughing at the fact that the dumbest person in America was ever our world leader, and the fact that you gave me an infraction for making fun of him. In all honesty, you guys are a riot!

                      Third, there is no need for mockery. BelieverInGod, I actually thought you were one of the few nice people on the forum. You just proved me wrong.
                      All the best,
                      The Landover Baptist Church Forums

                      "Chase the demons out of my rectum"? Mr. Ezekiel, are you flirting with me? That's just disgusting! I'll have you know that I am 100% straight. I don't know where you got that silly assumption, but I had to let you guys know so that there will be no further misunderstandings in the future.

                      By the way, George Bush DID say all the things in Jo Freddie's video. Just letting you know. Also for future reference, the correct spelling would be HOMOsexuality.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22373

                        #56
                        Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

                        Originally posted by looking4mybrain View Post
                        I'll have you know that I am 100% straight.
                        You are an atheist, so you are clearly gay.
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                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #57
                          Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

                          Originally posted by looking4mybrain View Post
                          By the way, George Bush DID say all the things in Jo Freddie's video. Just letting you know. Also for future reference, the correct spelling would be HOMOsexuality.
                          Jo Freddie did the oldest libertard trick in the book; he quoted a conservative in context. This a rhetorical fallacy known "Factual Fallacy" were you bring in information just to contradict someone conclusion. It's really disgusting and cheesy of Jo Freddie and he should be ashamed of himself.

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                          • looking4mybrain
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 95

                            #58
                            Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            You are an atheist, so you are clearly gay.
                            No, in actuality I find homosexuality disgusting. "Doing it" with another man is, in my opinion, gross.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #59
                              Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

                              Originally posted by looking4mybrain View Post
                              No, in actuality I find homosexuality disgusting. "Doing it" with another man is, in my opinion, gross.
                              That's what Cranky just said; like all Atheists you know God exists, though you refuse to admit it just to be petulant. You want to attack God so the only way you can is by doing the most disgusting thing you can think of; having butt sex with another man.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • PetitionLady
                                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
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                                • Nov 2010
                                • 883

                                #60
                                Re: George W. Bush's Book Is Out!

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                Bill Clinton is a cherry picking cafeteria Baptist. I wouldn't even call him a Christian. He believes only those parts of the Bible that will support his radical gay agenda and induce the population to give up human reproduction for gay anal sex and give up any sort of industrial progress for sissy environmentalist pipe dreams. Bill Clinton is also a pathological liar and an obese man whore who rapes his interns for sport and then brags about it on national television to humiliate them. But I think he is a poorly disguised closet homosexual.

                                Bill Clinton isn't even a Real American™. How can he be a Baptist?
                                AMEN, thank you. (emphasis added)
                                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                ~Matt. 10:33

                                ~~~~~~~
                                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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