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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790
    #1

    What is "Shari's Law" ? ?

    Why is "Shari's Law" in the news so much these days? It's constantly referenced on the news, but no one seems to be explaining what Shari Lewis did to deserve having a law named after her.

    If I'm not mistaken, wasn't she Hebraic?

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    • Higgins
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2010
      • 314
      #2
      Re: What is "Shari's Law" ? ?

      If I am not mistaken she is the real author of the Koran...making it that much more unseemly since it was written by a woman who should've been tending to her husband instead of learning the written word.
      Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

      Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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        • Gabriel Reproba
          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2479
          #3
          Re: What is "Shari's Law" ? ?

          Originally posted by Higgins View Post
          If I am not mistaken she is the real author of the Koran...making it that much more unseemly since it was written by a woman who should've been tending to her husband instead of learning the written word.
          I thought she started abducting more innocent animals and doing disgusting unnatural things to them. (Like Megan's law?) Notice where she always put her hand when manipulating Lambchop?
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790
              #4
              Re: What is "Shari's Law" ? ?

              Originally posted by Higgins View Post
              If I am not mistaken she is the real author of the Koran...
              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
              I thought she started abducting more innocent animals and doing disgusting unnatural things to them. (Like Megan's law?)
              Those are both good leads. I'll keep researching this. Thank you!

              I do know that after Lewis was done with her, the innocent-looking (to some) Lambchop was in truth a shockingly depraved and wonton jezebel for our children (and farm animals) to emulate!

              Look at this recently discovered home footage, which shows Lambchop flagrantly trying to seduce a (probably married) doctor

              WARNING: ADULT CONTENT: NOT SAFE FOR WORK
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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996
                  #5
                  Re: What is "Shari's Law" ? ?

                  Did I just watch a hand puppet attempt to seduce Herman Munster?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Mistress Cookie
                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 6790
                      #6
                      Re: What is "Shari's Law" ? ?

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Did I just watch a hand puppet attempt to seduce Herman Munster?
                      I'm not sure Lambchop always remained a hand puppet.

                      Like Chuckie, I think she (?) got so imbibed with evil she eventually took on a life of her own and could move independently.

                      (I don't know if Herman Munster was central to this or not. It might be discussed in Shari's Law, if we can get a copy.)

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