POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

[Bobby-Joe]

Julian Assange is the founder a of Wikileaks. A dangerous terrorists origination dedicated to bringing down governments by posting their own words on the internet. All ready Wikileaks has lost us the War of Terror in Iraq and Afghanistan, this week they destroyed the US State Depatment and next year they are going to destroy trust in the US Banking system.

Oh yes, they've outed corruption in foreign governments, blah blah blah.

Clearly it's time Jesus sanctioned a hit on Julian Assange. How do you think Christ will do it? Please vote and give your thoughts on the Christian way to murder Julian Assange in cold blood.

[Nobar King]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

How about just sending him to Afghanistan? I don't think he would last very long after exposing all of their secrets.

[Wide-Open]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

I made a difficult choice Bobby-Joe. I think Assange is a great tool to show how much of a wuss Obama is. Just about every country in the world wants to nuke Iran, but no, not Obama. (I obviously don't want America destroyed!)

I could be wrong though, and maybe he deserves to have Jesus help him a Wikid hand.

In that case, people could always start by nuking the ISP that holds those leaked documents. Alledgedly. I would never condone such a thing, mind you.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

I think it would be fitting if he was killed by his own computer server. Maybe it falls over on him and electrocutes him, or it could come to life and overpower his body with wires and circuit boards and kill him like in a sci-fi movie.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

I made a difficult choice Bobby-Joe. I think Assange is a great tool to show how much of a wuss Obama is. Just about every country in the world wants to nuke Iran, but no, not Obama. (I obviously don't want America destroyed!)

I could be wrong though, and maybe he deserve to have Jesus help him a Wikid hand.

In that case, people could always start by nuking the ISP that holds those leaked documents. Alledgedly. I would never condone such a thing, mind you.

You know something else along the lines of a indirect approach would be for the CIA to spoof Assange's IP address post to 4/chan boards some post along the lines of Assange boasting no one can find him and telling /4chan that Wikilikes is coming for 4/chan next. The resulting Nerd war should tie Assange up quite nicely.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

I made a difficult choice Bobby-Joe. I think Assange is a great tool to show how much of a wuss Obama is. Just about every country in the world wants to nuke Iran, but no, not Obama. (I obviously don't want America destroyed!)

I could be wrong though, and maybe he deserves to have Jesus help him a Wikid hand.

In that case, people could always start by nuking the ISP that holds those leaked documents. Alledgedly. I would never condone such a thing, mind you.

I'm never one to underestimate Jesus' plans, after all He just got through giving Obama a well deserved shellacking in the mid-term elections. It looks like some of this WikiLeaks stuff is aimed at Hillary Clitnon.

[Hubert Hope]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

I'd say the best thing to do to enemies of the lord is to send them right to the worst correctional facility inhabited with sexually frustrated queer Nigras with AIDS! let the enemy of the lord taste the essence of hell, by letting them demons posessed inmates sodomize the lowlife while brutally stabbing him in his fat stinking belly, in such utter hellish coercion!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

You know something else along the lines of a indirect approach would be for the CIA to spoof Assange's IP address post to 4/chan boards some post along the lines of Assange boasting no one can find him and telling /4chan that Wikilikes is coming for 4/chan next. The resulting Nerd war should tie Assange up quite nicely.

Why spoof? What, you didn't hear that Assange is about to release the identities of all the major players in Anonymous, the 4chan-based anti-$cientology organization?

Just imagine what will happen when the $cientologists get hold of that information! The sudden rise in "shocking suicides" and "freak accidents" and "autoerotic asphyxiations under suspicious circumstances" will boggle the mind.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

I don't mind that Miss Assange released secrets that embarrass the Obama Whitehouse, but because she released secrets that embarrass the Bush Whitehouse, I am instructing all of our Prayer Warriors to send out Imprecatory Prayers in her direction (France, I think).

“One-Minute Prayer: Let us pray. Almighty God, today we pray imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 against the enemies of Republican America, especially Julian Assange and her cohorts, who issued press releases this week embarrassing to America's best President, GWB. God, do not remain silent, for wicked men surround us and tell lies about us. We bless them, but they curse us. Therefore find them guilty, not me. Let their days be few, and replace them with Godly people. Plunder their fields, and seize their assets. Cut off their descendants, and remember their sins, in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

[Oda Jensen]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

Jesus wouldn't kill anyone. Jesus was the one who told the truth and eventually got killed, remember?

You guys are kidding, right? Do you really claim to be Christian? Look at this forum, look at the posts, all that hate! What a shame and blasphemy to use the name of Jesus in such a way. You guys are so much worse than the atheist kind of bad people who at least do not claim to be Christian.

You will be judged, eventually, and if you have any true faith in God, then you know.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

You guys are kidding, right? Do you really claim to be Christian? Look at this forum, look at the posts, all that hate! What a shame and blasphemy to use the name of Jesus in such a way. You guys are so much worse than the atheist kind of bad people who at least do not claim to be Christian. You will be judged, eventually, and if you have any true faith in God, then you know.

You sir are a fluffy bunny Christian. You will burn in Hell. You cannot ignore 90% of the Holy Bible and then claim to be a Christian. Only by following 100% (and not 99.999%) of the Holy Bible can you get into Heaven.

Why you need to follow the entire original unaltered KJV1611 Holy Bible:

• 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
• Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
• Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
• Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."
  

People God hates:

• Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
• Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
• Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
  

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

Jesus wouldn't kill anyone. Jesus was the one who told the truth and eventually got killed, remember?

What was that TRUTH™ Jesus spoke to power friend? That God was going to come and KILL them all for being sinners.

You guys are kidding, right? Do you really claim to be Christian? Look at this forum, look at the posts, all that hate! What a shame and blasphemy to use the name of Jesus in such a way. You guys are so much worse than the atheist kind of bad people who at least do not claim to be Christian.

First - let us be clear; Atheists are the most vile scum on the planet. All an Atheist does is look at porn, play computer games and mock Christians. Does a pervert with violent fantasies sound like a good person to you Oda? I hope not. If there is any justice in the world atheists should be beaten senseless by young women in tight clothing. That's how vile disgusting atheists are!

Second - you accuse us of blasphemy you better back it up with scripture. We TRUE Christians™ are Biblically correct to the letter and spirit of Scripture. Frankly it sounds like you are the one tossing out parts of Christ's teachings.

You will be judged, eventually, and if you have any true faith in God, then you know.

Friend I have all the TRUE™ faith I need. Frankly when it comes to FAITH in the Lord I am not ashamed to say I am full it I have so much. As a TRUE Christian™ the last thing I am afraid of is God's judgment.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: How would Jesus kill Julian Assange?

Jesus wouldn't kill anyone. Jesus was the one who told the truth and eventually got killed, remember?

Jesus allowed Himself to be killed as the Ultimate Temporary Sacrifice. It was His Plan! He resurrected Himself three days later!

As for "Jesus wouldn't kill anyone"? I see you've never read the Bible.

When Jesus returns (see Revelation), He will not bring flowers and peace and joy. He will slaughter 1/3 of all humanity, leaving their corpses to be pecked by vultures, unburied.

At Judgment, He will resurrect billions of nonbelievers and sinners (all non-Christians) from the peaceful sleep of death so He can cast them into eternal torture, burning them alive forever with no chance of death or escape in His Lake of Fire.

That's the Jesus I know and love. Who are YOU talking about?