Batten Down the Hatches

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters, THIS could prove to be a bit uncomfortable for certain Godly men who have paid numerous visits during crucial times over the past few years to the White House. Vicious liebrals will attempt to twist and spin these records into something they probably are not.

Brother BJ and the boys in security may be paying a few of you a visit over the next few weeks, asking you to confirm (in a legally binding written deposition) that certain True Christian™ were with you on certain days. You complete cooperation is assured.

White House told to detail Christian leader visits

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A U.S. judge ordered the Secret Service on Monday to disclose records of visits by nine prominent conservative Christian leaders to the White House and Vice President Dick Cheney's residence.

The ruling, in response to a legal watchdog group's suit, could shed light on the influence leaders like James Dobson of Focus on the Family, and Pastor Al E. Pistle of Landover Baptist Church have had on President George W. Bush's administration. It may also affect legal efforts to force the release of visiting records of convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff and other similar cases.

"We think that these conservative Christian leaders have had a very big impact," said Executive Director Melanie Sloan of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, which filed the case.

"The White House doesn't want to talk about how much influence these leaders have, and we want to talk about how much they do have," she said.

Pistle and Dobson are some of the most influential opinion leaders among conservative Christians who are at the heart of Bush's political base.

Others whose visiting records were sought included Family Research Council president Tony Perkins, Gary Bauer, who unsuccessfully sought the 2000 Republican presidential nomination, Pastor Ezekiel Flint of Landover Baptist Church and Moral Majority co-founder Jerry Falwell, who died in last May.

U.S. District Court Judge Royce Lamberth rejected as "misguided" the Secret Service's arguments that disclosing the records would reveal confidential policy deliberations.

The Secret Service is responsible for presidential security and clears visitors for entry to the White House and Cheney's official residence. It also argued that the records were not under its control but were protected presidential documents.

Pastor Pistle and I always enjoy the social occasions we have together with our flocks. Barbecues, pinochle games, you know....

[Larry Lee]

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Yet another example of secularists taking from Caesar.

The White House logs are most certainly protected Presidential documents .... and yet, an activist judge thinks he can get away with creating his own law out of thin air, to the detriment of our nation's security.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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I have photographic proof that verifies the whereabouts of Terry Randall, Tony Perkins, and James Dobson on one the alleged "days in question". The four of us were playing golf that afternoon.

I hope this will lay these wild allegations to rest.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Left to right is Terry Randall, Tony Perkins, James Dobson, and me.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I have photographic proof that verifies the whereabouts of Terry Randall, Tony Perkins, and James Dobson on one the alleged "days in question". The four of us were playing golf that afternoon.

I hope this will lay these wild allegations to rest.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Left to right is Terry Randall, Tony Perkins, James Dobson, and me.

Yes, but what does proof mean to the Liberal MSM Pastor Billy-Reuben? The left has already made up their minds about this and they will just ignore any inconvenient facts.

We are pleased with the progress we are making with the depositions. The was a minor glitch with Brother Brice Ashmen, one of Pastor Zeke’s Church 767 pilots, who made the silly mistake of saying he flee Pastor Zeke to Washington DC instead of Washington state. Good think we got that fixed.

BTW Pastor Zeke, Brother Brice is going to need a few days off, he had an unfortunate accident with his cigarette lighter and burned his leg. Smoking is such a dangerous habit.

[Hitoshi]

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I have photographic proof that verifies the whereabouts of Terry Randall, Tony Perkins, and James Dobson on one the alleged "days in question". The four of us were playing golf that afternoon.

I hope this will lay these wild allegations to rest.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Left to right is Terry Randall, Tony Perkins, James Dobson, and me.

you need for work on photo shop skill. picture look same like retard monkey is make. Pamala Anderson boob are look more real. Pamala Anderson boob! hubba bubba!! I am now have make myself much horny.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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you need for work on photo shop skill. picture look same like retard monkey is make. Pamala Anderson boob are look more real. Pamala Anderson boob! hubba bubba!! I am now have make myself much horny.

You filthy-minded little monkey! How can you make jokes at a time like this? I could be indicted mistakenly associated with war profiteering giving inappropriate advice to our Godly President! THIS IS NO TIME TO BE DIDDLING YOUR TINY SLANT TALLYWACKER TO HARLOTS LIKE PAM ANDERSON!!!

[One-eyed Jack]

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Good gosh, Hitoshi, don't you keep up with important current events? Do you read no newspapers, and watch no television? How could you not understand the importance of recent developments? Or, rather, de-developments: Pamela Anderson has had breast-reduction surgery.

Good gosh.

The Golden Globes are deflated.

~~ OEJ

[Nobar King]

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AND she divorced the dude who brought us the Paris Hilton video. I wonder what kind of terrible wife she must be to run thru these men like this.

[Hitoshi]

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Good gosh, Hitoshi, don't you keep up with important current events? Do you read no newspapers, and watch no television? How could you not understand the importance of recent developments? Or, rather, de-developments: Pamela Anderson has had breast-reduction surgery.

Good gosh.

The Golden Globes are deflated.

~~ OEJ

after breast reduction she is get implant AGAIN and are BIGGER than first implant. GET FACT STRAIGHT okay. Pamala Anderson is have BIG FAKE BOOB. I am able for give many link for show of this truth but I am not want for enable of American lazyness. you need for look fact up yourself okay and make better more efficient car.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Hitoshi, I don't want to turn Pastor Ezekiel's excellent topic into a discussion about a Hollywood Jezebel's front airbags. We will make a separate topic for it.

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It is simply not the business of any secular busybodies which Christians give and get counsel from President George Bush. The inner prayer sanctum of the White House is not a public forum.

Good gosh, don't the scribes of the liberal press get the message? Woe unto them!

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are as graves which appear not, and the men that walk over them are not aware of them. Luke 11:44

They need to get their picky noses out of the President' private relationship with Jesus.

~~ OEJ

[Hitoshi]

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Hitoshi, I don't want to turn Pastor Ezekiel's excellent topic into a discussion about a Hollywood Jezebel's front airbags. We will make a separate topic for it.

~~ OEJ

do not worry about thread. if talk about Pamala Anderson or talk about pastor Ezekiel is same. either way we are talk about boob.

[SUV]

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Sweet Slobbering Baby Jesus, but there is that Yellow Dennis the Menace again with those big red lips of his.

JESUS!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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do not worry about thread. if talk about Pamala Anderson or talk about pastor Ezekiel is same. either way we are talk about boob.

Why you little yellow devil. I'm going to send you a whole rickshaw full of shiny new infraction points for comparing me to that vile harlot.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Hitoshi, http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=6235 is the thread for talking about Anderson's Airbags.

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In probing into Bush's private religious observances the lieberal lapdog press and the ACLU have really stepped over the line. I hope President Bush can fit them all into Gitmo for a good old-fashioned Christmas waterboarding party.

Let the saints be joyful in glory: let them sing aloud upon their beds.

Let the high praises of God be in their mouth, and a two-edged sword in their hand;
To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people. Psalm 149:5-7


The Lord and President Bush are not mocked!

~~ OEJ

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Yes, those liberals are up to their old tricks, insinuating that the White House visitor logs would reveal unmentionable immoral things like Jeff Gannon's hundreds of overnight visits. Of course, we all know that Godly Mr Gannon is a find, upstanding journalist, and all those rumors about him being a gay prostitute are completely false.

However, the liberals never give up. Just look at this trash:

Prostitution and the GOP 2008 Convention

It’s no secret that the Republican party has been embroiled in a series of scandals involving prostitution in the past few years. With the upcoming GOP 2008 Convention in St Paul/Minneapolis, there’s been a shortage of available prostitutes. Minnesota GOP chair, Ron Carey, has publicly announce they will begin recruiting whores and prostitutes through venues such as Craigs List.

Said Mr. Carey, about the recruiting: “John Harrington, asManwhore you know, has done and excellent job at cleaning up the streets of St Paul! Look around the Xcel Energy Center and up along 7th Street and you can’t find a whore anywhere! With the GOP’s insatiable desire for an occasional “piece of tail” outside of their own marriage, we’re having to go to a more unorthodox style of recruiting whores and prostitutes.”

Bob Allen R-Florida (Prostitute/Racist)While we might think recruiting “whores and prostitutes” relates to the importation of females. However, this GOP 2008 Convention will be demanding the services of male prostitutes as well. Bob Allen, (R-FL) who was the co-chair of John McCain Presidential campaign in FL has stated he he looking forward to sight-seeing St Paul’s public parks and interacting with St Paul’s African-American male population.



Said Allen: “Someone said I should go check out ‘Rice Park‘. Is this a nice place? Is it a great place to hang out? How are the restrooms? Are the rest rooms clean? Should I bring a towel or are there paper towel dispensers that are checked regularly? Are there a lot of scary looking black guys that hang out at that park?! I don’t want to be a statistic or anything, but if are any scary looking black guys who’d be interested in a $20-bill…Oooo…..I just can’t wait to get to St Paul. I’ve been asked to be a delegate this year you know!! The GOP has been so great!”

David Vitter, Louisiana’s favorite GOP Senator, has stated publicly stating that he will not be enlisting the services of any Yankee whore. Instead, Senator Vitter has insisted on bringing his own “Cajun Tail”. FEMA has dispatched a fleet of school buses to collect the entire stable of New Orleans whores and ship them up to the Twin Cities.

One FEMA official was upset because she was given five casesOld Bay Seasoning of Old Bay seasoning and asked to hand out one can to each hooker as she climbed onto the buss.

“I axed him; “Whaddya want me to do with the Ol’Bay?!” said the FEMA official. “I told him that Old Bay was good for crabs! … and shrimps! And da man said while he was winking at me - he says; ‘You know…’suck the heads…pinch the tails’!”



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