Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Once again the noble Rush is being attacked by the liberal PC Police for speaking the truth. Apparently, during the commie dictator, Hugh Zingtao's, visit to the his buddy, Barry Obowdown, the im-POTUS, Fox News didn't pick up the translator feed during part of the little chinaman's speech. Rush noted how horrible this was by saying:

RUSH: "Ah, never mind, we're not going to gyp Fox. I wanted to gyp it because, well, the, Hu Jintao, he was speaking and they weren't translating. They normally, some translator, every couple of words, but Hu Jintao was just going CHING CHONG, CHING CHOW CHONG CHA, CHONG CHANG, CHING CHONG CHIBABABA, OH CHONGHING CHI CHIGARAI, CHENG CHI CHI. CHING ZHA BABA CHENGA CHENG CHI CHI CHI. CHANGI. OOOOOO. CHING CHOLABA BABA. GE CHOW CHOW BA. Nobody was translating."

(Audio available in the link above.)

What is wrong with this? That is how they talk! If it had been a different race, I am sure Rush would have properly portrayed their freakishly weird speech as well. For example, if they had been islamofascists, he would have said, "Hurka durka moohamad jihad! Durcka hurcka durcka durcka hurka jihad jihad acccchhhhhhht patooey moohamad pedo wurka durcka jihad."

Or if they had been slavic, he would have just avoided using any vowels at all: "Cxvrtlk strmpish klxnrvk!"

And if it had been an atheist he wold have just said "Hurr de durr de hurr de durr de hurr!"

He already covered the romanians by pointing out that he was going to avoid stealing from Fox like a gypsy when he said he wasn't going to "gyp" them! I don't know why he didn't just say he wasn't going to jew them, but he knows more than I do about being politically subtle.

Liberals will complain about ANYTHING!!!!!

[LordHaveMercy]

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Silly foreigners and their "language". The KJV1611 is printed in English for a reason!

[Nobar King]

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I can't understand all that chinky chinky stuff. I would need a translator for that.

Can't we just have fair trade and be over with it?

[Gabriel Reproba]

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I did some scientific research and I think that Rush was pulling our legs a bit. I used Google Translate to translate his words into Chinese and back into English and I came up with this:

Cheng Zhuang, Green, Mr Charles Chong, Chang Chuang, Cheng Chuang CHIBABABA, Ohio CHONGHING intellectual CHIGARAI, Cheng Qiqi. Charles Cheng Cheng Chi Chi Chi aminobutyric acid CHENGA. Changi. OOOOOO. Cheng CHOLABA aminobutyric acid. Bachelor Chow GE.

At first I thought that this was a bunch of gibberish, but looking closer, I discovered that Rush actually DOES speak Chinese and was sending out a coded message to someone. Take a closer look:

Cheng Zhuang, Green, Mr Charles Chong, Chang Chuang, Cheng Chuang CHIBABABA, Ohio CHONGHING intellectual CHIGARAI, Cheng Qiqi. Charles Cheng Cheng Chi Chi Chi aminobutyric acid CHENGA. Changi. OOOOOO. Cheng CHOLABA aminobutyric acid. Bachelor Chow GE.

What could this mean, fellow True Christians(tm)? Is he trying to tell us something?

Perhaps that a radical green environmentalist called Mr. Charles Chong from Ohio, who is an elitist intellectual, is going to slip aminobutyric acid (alph or gamma aminobutyric acid? Rush doesn't tell us!) into some "bachelor chow" (Hot Pockets? Microwave Pizzas? Baconnaise?) by infiltrating GE or one of its subsidiaries?

What should we do?

[James Dewitt]

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Try holding a business luncheon with a slope. The lack of language is bad enough the food will kill ya.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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As you all probably know, I spend quite a bit of the year visiting my many factories in Asia, and I can tell you that the Chinee are by far the worst when it comes to language. I can understand the Gooks and Flips a lot better than the Chinks. When the translator says to the foreman "This children's toy needs 20% more lead," he might just as well be saying, "If anybody else faints, they're getting a beating." It all sounds the same to me.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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When the translator says to the foreman warden...

Fixed your typo.

[SUV]

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...and not only that, but they never Deliver!

How long now have I been waiting for Hitonmi, the jap little nipper to bring me some Chinky Dinky Ooey Gooey Fooey Sooey?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny!

I did some scientific research and I think that Rush was pulling our legs a bit. I used Google Translate to translate his words into Chinese and back into English and I came up with this:



At first I thought that this was a bunch of gibberish, but looking closer, I discovered that Rush actually DOES speak Chinese and was sending out a coded message to someone. Take a closer look:



What could this mean, fellow True Christians™? Is he trying to tell us something?

The Chinese have a special word for Charles? Why can't they just call him Charles like everyone else?

[Gabriel Reproba]

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The Chinese have a special word for Charles? Why can't they just call him Charles like everyone else?

I don't know. I am just using that liberal hate machine, Google, because it is rumored to be good. I can't even understand their ching chon speak. I wish they were all as clear as I remember from my childhood:

[UK_Stinks]

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This silly childish mocking of another countries language is the kind of thuing you might expect in a school playground.

The fact that Limbaugh is a mainstream broadcaster with a huge following makes America look dumb.

[James Hutchins]

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This silly childish mocking of another countries language is the kind of thuing you might expect in a school playground.

The fact that Limbaugh is a mainstream broadcaster with a huge following makes America look dumb.

Welcome friend, you the Internets friendliest forum! Tell me, what is a 'Thuing'? Not knowing the language of the UK, I am a bit confused.

Why does a broadcaster with a large following make Americans look dumb? Is there something wrong with being a God loving Republican?
Tell me, what does a dumb person look like?

[UK_Stinks]

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Thanks

" Thiung" is a typo- obviously, should have been "thing"

Also Countries should have been "Country's"

forum doesnt allow me to edit posts ?

[SUV]

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Tell me, what is a 'Thuing'?

He is speaking some sort of slant dialect himself, Brother James.

Truly, the problem is worse than we thought

[UK_Stinks]

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Tell me, what does a dumb person look like?

That is a strange question, I don't think there's a sensible answer to it.