"Oven" Mitt Romney hopes Palin will run for President

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Yep, Romney hopes Palin will run. The Mormon wants her in the primary as a spoiler:

The 2008 presidential candidate still commands good poll numbers in Iowa, New Hampshire and Arizona. He leads former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee in the latest polls, a sign that Mr. Romney has built a strong network ahead of the 2012 Republican presidential primary.

The comment by Mr. Romney reflects just how protracted the 2012 presidential race could become for Republicans. A Palin run would likely take support away from Mr. Huckabee, a move that would greatly benefit Mr. Romney.

Meanwhile, Ms. Palin continues to receive criticism over her response to the Arizona shooting that wounded Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. Poll numbers following Ms. Palin’s response showed the Alaska Republican at an all-time low.

With Christian votes split between Huckabee and Palin, Mormon Mitt would sail to the nomination!

[Brother Enoch]

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I do NOT want a Mormon as President! The last thing I need is to be forced to marry another woman. It took forever to train this one, and I really don't need the headache.

Huckabee 2012! (Palin VP, since a woman shouldn't actually be in control of anything).

[Youth Minister Harry]

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I heard that if Romney were to become president, we would all be forced to wear Mormon Underwear for four years, or at least until their alien mothership landed and started consuming humans.

[Wide-Open]

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If Palin doesn't run, maybe Lou Sarah will!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I've always wondered how many wives Oven Mitt actually has. He just shows one on TV.

[SUV]

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"Oven" Mitt! Oh my God, "Oven" Mitt! My hands are Burning!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Good luck Mittens getting elected without as REAL Republicans.

[ExShemaleBarbi]

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Yep, Romney hopes Palin will run. The Mormon wants her in the primary as a spoiler:


With Christian votes split between Huckabee and Palin, Mormon Mitt would sail to the nomination!

What about Ron Paul? How do real christains feel about him and why?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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"Oven" Mitt! Oh my God, "Oven" Mitt! My hands are Burning!

It is going to be hard to stop ol' hot fingers because when he was Gov. of Massachusetts he pandered to the homers. This will be just enough to get him in.

Honestly, it is a sad day for True Christians™.

[Sam Diamond]

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I have heard the Donald Trumpp wants to run, or atleast his hair does.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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In Vatican City we have a saying for the intellectually challenged females who seek to serve and it fits Ms. Palin perfectly.

"Dumb as Nun."

We say it affectionately of course.

As for the Stormin' Mormon, I can tell you he is an educated and articulate man who is certainly ready to take America down the path of magic rocks and goggles just like his heretic hero Joseph Smith.


How can anybody take seriously a religion based on polygamy with underage girls whose number two man and most prolific baby-maker was named Bring'em Young?

Maybe the Republicans can find a nice Catholic boy to get into the White House and bring real Christianity back to 1600 P.A.



Bless you, my callous-knuckled prognosticators,
Father Mo



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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It is going to be hard to stop ol' hot fingers because when he was Gov. of Massachusetts he pandered to the homers. This will be just enough to get him in.

Honestly, it is a sad day for True Christians™.

Great. So instead of "Oven" Mitt, we may have President "Catcher" Mitt? :faint:

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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What about Ron Paul? How do real christains feel about him and why?

He is a lie-bertarian RINO. The Bible does not teach lie-bertarianism, nor do the principles of genuine conservatism developed under America's two greatest Presidents, Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush.

[WWJDnow]

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He is a lie-bertarian RINO. The Bible does not teach lie-bertarianism, nor do the principles of genuine conservatism developed under America's two greatest Presidents, Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush.

That's true, and I can't support Ron Paul for that reason. However, at least he published a newsletter that recognized the place of negroes in society, so he could be worse.

Do not worry about Gov. Palin and Gov. Huckabee taking votes from each other. God will not let a Mormon be President. One or the other of Palin and Huckabee will eventually give way to the other after God selects the next President. Remember, we're all on the same side here!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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With a dirty Nigra Mudslime in the White House, a Mormon would be a noticable improvement. At least he's White.

My suspicion is that normal people (White Christian Republican men) won't want to run for President in 2012 because they don't want to have to clean up all the chicken bones, watermelon rinds, and empty malt liquor bottles lying around the White House. We might as well give the Mormon 4 years to clean the place up, burn the linens, bury the dishes, and disinfect the building and then we'll be ready for a normal (wealthy White Christian heterosexual Republican male) President.